@...the3g_ipwn:
??? I like duck. Very tasty. Kind of cute.
Two summers back I had a swan lug its ass out of the water and come after my lunch. Not cute at all. The bastard stood at a meter tall and was seriously angry. I tried to shoo it away, and it decided to try and get a finger or two. I had to bribe it with half a sandwich to get it to go away. This was in Italy, so I figure it just picked that scumbag attitude from the locals.
Nice picture, buffelhead.
ducks are cool. comical AND tasty. well, all ducks except chris pronger, that guy is just a dickhead.
Indeed, they look awkward. Don’t let me forget, next time I see a duck to point my finger at it and laugh.
A duck walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “gimme a shot of whisky and put it on my bill!”
@...dub_1211: I disagree. Only the Chineese can make a duck resemble anything close to edible.
@dub_1211-No kiddin’, glad that whaler piece of crap is out of here!
@...the3g_ipwn:
??? I like duck. Very tasty. Kind of cute.
Two summers back I had a swan lug its ass out of the water and come after my lunch. Not cute at all. The bastard stood at a meter tall and was seriously angry. I tried to shoo it away, and it decided to try and get a finger or two. I had to bribe it with half a sandwich to get it to go away. This was in Italy, so I figure it just picked that scumbag attitude from the locals.
Yay!
@...dub_1211: Woot
! A fellow Pronger hater. Not a fan of the Ducks or the Oilers.
-grabs his trusty NES Zapper-
Come at me, ya dumb bastards. I’ll kill you and that stupid laughing dog!!
@...Dreth: LMAO! I can’t believe I missed that connection.
RAAAAAABUT SUMEEEEEEEES, RAAAAAAAAABUT SUMEEEEEEES!!!