NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY SHI­T GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. AND I’D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE, JUST SIT RIGHT THERE; I’LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE QUEEN OF DAYTIME TALKSHOWS ON THE AIR.

IIIIIIIIIIIN KOSCUISKO, MISSISSIPPI BORN AND RAISED; A FAT N­IG­GE­R BITCH IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS. CHILLIN OUT, MAXIN, RELAXIN ALL COOL AND SHOOTING A MOVIE CALLED THE COLOR PURPLE.

WHEN A COUPLE OF /b/TARDS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. I FOUGHT OVER 9000 PENISES AND THEN I GOT SCARED; I SAID TO LEARN HOW TO RAPE CHILDREN, THERE’S A MANUAL RIGHT THERE.

I WHISTLED FOR THE FEDS, AND WHEN THEY CAME NEAR, I SAID LOOK AT THE COMMENTS THOSE PERVERTS LEFT HERE. IF ANYTHING I WOULD SAY THAT THIS BITCH WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT, NO FORGET IT-YO STEDMAN, TO O’HARE!

I PULLED UP TO THE SHOW ABOUT 7 OR 8 AND I YELLED OT MY HENCHMEN TO SHUT THE FUCKING GATE. I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM. I WAS FINALLY THERE, TO SIT ON MY THRONE, AS THE QUEEN OF THE AIR