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BTW @...dieAntagonista: Can i have it ? Can i…Can i….Can i ??
@...ColombianMonkey: Ahaha. Making fun of Michelle Pfeiffer, nice. No seriously it’s hilarious.
If a guy like Darrel were to ask for my number, I’d give it to him. That guy is so priceless, it’s beyond comprehension.
@...dieAntagonista: are you from heaven?
@...ColombianMonkey: Haha, no, heaven is from me.
Wow. Can’t belive jesus died for your stupidity.
Fuck you nobody knows. Yawn. Either answer the questions, or forsake your posting privileges on the ultra-thread.
Speaking of which….
Next ?
@...dieAntagonista: The day I fail my thinking/breathing roll is the day I die.
@...ColombianMonkey: Damn. I liked your other handle more… Oh well I’ll get used to it.
@...nobody knows: Never asked anyone to die for me. Martyrs need not apply.
@...Dr.Devine: What, not happy with having just a doctorate in being Devine?
@...nyokki:
Depends on what you mean by “category” if you are referring to incurable nerds, then yes, that’s me. 🙂 and any advice that improves the chances of my fellow nerds finding a gf is fine by me… 😀
@...MonkeyHitman:
See nyokki and dieAntagonista’s response. Wouldn’t do it. Waste of good money…
@...Dr.Devine:
Not to belittle your greatness or anything (not that it’s apparently even possible) but that seems like a needlessly hefty price to pay for something you could do with your brains alone…
P.S.
Epic thread is EPIC!
12: I’d give him whatever cash I had on me, but tell him to use the effect on someone else who needs it more
@...dieAntagonista: Well then my dear, I believe I just might choose Vienna as my next vacation destination 😉
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..I’ve known plenty of bi-sexual guys in my life, and the attraction factor for them is just as varied as towards any other guy. I do find them as often being more in touch with their feminine side, and thus having a more balanced energy, which I find attractive. Also they tend to be a lot more open minded, which is essential to me.
@...sylvanish: oh come on!!! the being nice usuing your wish for someone else’s soul.. that just making me look bad which im even not because i even havent answer my own question!.
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@...SumoSnipe:yea i know what you mean, i got the name from a motivational picture where like a monkey is assassinating a guy. but i dunno i think i am going something close to my heritage! ^^
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@...dieAntagonista: wow.. i cannot even come with a comment to ask about that heaven is from you.. so where thus all teh white angels come from :o, even better yet! where did the so called 10 commandents came from because well yea there shit. *get it?* & also this book called teh moldy bible!. You have allot of explaining to do young lady ^_^
@SumoSnipe:short answer: yes long answer:yes, but I wouldn’t mind dominating the earth.
@Phyreblade:Well, I found the key to that: I really end up gaining money by going through the procedure… and complete dominance over all tht I see as a result sooo…… yeah.
@ColombianMonkey:It’s simple really….. dieAntagonista is God. Thats how heaven is from her… I’m altering my answer to the female godess question…. all hail die!
Well damn. Not even two weeks into the New World Order and already a coup.
Yup. Performed by his sexy Minister of Health.
onward, MCS soldiers!
onward to 9001
wow 9001 ? i hope we get paid or something for that … lol
I still want to know if those mushrooms happen to be the entheogenic kind, cause that would really be magical. I’m gonna run an experiment and get a batch of psilocybin growing from a copy of each holy book I can find, then I’ll consume and compare, for great justice
yes
good luck
It pleases me that this conversation lingers still.
Onward
To DESTINYYYYY
Tiki has made it difficult. should have waited till 900 to launch meebo….
Damn you tikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!111
Don’t tell anyone
But I think the time is ripe for rebellion against the cruel, tyrannical TikiGod.
In the name of the Moldy Bible, let us revolt!
@...LukeV1-5: Shhhhush…you can’t say that here! What if he hears you? There’s a secret Chat Room where you can go now to talk and be safe.
@...nyokki: Its so secret nobody is there!
@...SumoSnipe: Oh well, it was nice while it lasted. I was having trouble keeping up w/ it anyway.
What was Nice while it lasted? I’m pretty damn certain the new regime is making it to at least 1000 before we fizzle out.
I’ll make it get there if I have to monologue the posts by myself.
I guarantee it.
@...Dr.Devine: The chat room, not this thread.
@...Dr.Devine:
BTW: Complete dominance? Dominance is an illusion… You will, at best, have far reaching influence… But not complete dominance.
Thus I stand by my contention that it is a needlessly high price. You may be Devine, but creatures such as myself, Well…. We are indomitable… 😀
see Dr.Devine They have given up on this thread and moved to this chatroom thing… we don’t need em .. let’s finish what we started !
I say we should move on to old school riddles.
And no fair using the webs to find the answers.
Well, all right, it’d probably count as fair, but it’s just not very sporting, is it. . .
Riddle me this:
spins in a dance
of rises and falls,
a Cheshire Cat,
with a watery call.
red when there’s smoke
white when it’s clear
now tell me this thing
every hound-dog holds dear.
That’s a super easy one- just to get the ball rolling, as it were.
a moldy bible ???
@nyokki: ohhhhhh.
@Phyreblade: we’ll see how “indomitable” you are after I have my new regime kill your family, while removing your toenails.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
As for the riddle… hmmm… is it…. a Ball? If not, take it easy, I suck at these.
@colombianmonkey: indeed. We will ride without them. 😀
Hmmm. . . we’ll jsut come back to that perhaps-
how about:
Has a mouth, but never eats
Has a bed but never sleeps?
Runs, but can’t walk
Always noisy, never talks.
@...elzarcothepale: cry me a river
no clue on the 1st one
moon?
@...Dr.Devine:
LOL… Dunno if it was intentional or not, but that reminded me of real events that occurred in a place I used to live… You’ll have to do better than that… 😛
@...elzarcothepale:
The first one was harder, but I’m going to go with Nyokki on that one. Moon.
Second one is easy: Definitely a River.
and an Oversized Stuffed Hippo for the lady!
yes to both.
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Lively and bright, we barely can mumble.
Lifeless and humble, we mutter and grumble.
*
It occurs twice every moment, once every minute, but not ever in a hundred years.
*
What kind of cheese isn’t yours?
*
An army of thousands,
has each man on his side,
but the more experience he gains
the more they cower and hide.
aaannd:
*
A baleful mane,
a sleepless eye,
the brave gasp,
and the timid cry.
Forgotten in an instant,
yet all know her name.
@Phyrebalde: Kinky.
I agree, the first one is a moon… and the second one is a river.
4th is “nacho cheese”
Thats all I got.
@...Dr.Devine: you mean 3rd lol
btw #4 = Christians ? xD
A shadowy fortune teller
to shake up your world.
A pyramid in a pool of black.
Less than ten
but sideways infinite.
A pyramid in a black of pool.
the magic 8 ball has almost certainly never been the answer to any riddle ever prior to that comment.
i’ll give it a bit more time on the other riddles.
My rule is, is you don’t get it- wait til you do.
here is some t-ball in the meantime:
No sooner spoken than broken.
and slightly more difficult:
4 unlucky kingdoms
eternally at War
lovers, fighters, workers, bankers
and every general a gambler.
M
@...sylvanish: Haha Vienna and I are welcoming you with open arms.
I’m a little late, but yes indeed I am God. Unfortunately I am one whose browser keeps crashing when I try to visit this page.
And I don’t know any school riddles either…
@...dieAntagonista: God’s Browser never fails soo hmmmm, imposter see i *yoda talk*
we aren’t finished with the 23 questions of doom!
is nyokki the only riddler in this whole bunch?
ask your questions, if you want- but at least *try* to solve the riddles.
It makes me all itchy when they go unanswered, and I can’t just blurt out the solutions.
@...elzarcothepale: damn you figured out my cunning plan to find the answers…
the answer to the riddles is “string… or nothing”
@... DieA, lol do you ever sleep? Sumo and I just talked about that. Idk if this has been discussed already.
I have a riddle for you guys
Everything that is not dead, does it, yet, backwards.
Some has used it for nothing, yet some has used it to gain everything.
Everyone can become it, yet it becomes a select few.
It runs through veins, it may be seen in flames.
It brings an untimley end and is recognized in the blackest hue.
Anyone? Anyone?
Bueler?
Anyone wanna come to sumo and mines awesome cottage?
@...TrikYodz: a zombie !!
@...ColombianMonkey:
nope try again
its a NATUREal thing
the one who guesses it right, gets to decide what shape the pool is.
@...TrikYodz: \
sleep? taking a shit? sex? there all a nature thing.
but does it have anything to pretain to my riddle? nooo
my hint was that it was a nature
not a natural thing. thats why i caps NATURE
its kind of a shitty riddle…..
you guys give?
Silence
@...nyokki:
correct, of course
evil, sir-
always evil.
ok confused. What cottage? Did I get drunk in Vegas again???
my riddles are as follows:
*Lively and bright, we barely can mumble.
Lifeless and humble, we mutter and grumble.
Leaves- green and alive and silent, dead and noisy
*
It occurs twice every moment, once every minute, but not ever in a hundred years.
The letter M- another prize to Nyokki
*
What kind of cheese isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese
*
An army of thousands,
has each man on his side,
but the more experience he gains
the more they cower and hide.
=Hair.
aaannd:
*
A baleful mane,
a sleepless eye,
the brave gasp,
and the timid cry.
Forgotten in an instant,
yet all know her name.
-A Nightmare
No sooner spoken than broken.
Silence, of course.
and slightly more difficult:
4 unlucky kingdoms
eternally at War
lovers, fighters, workers, bankers
and every general a gambler.
A deck of cards, with the unlucky 13 in each suit
of hearts, clubs, spades and diamonds.
an easy one:
Light as a feather, yet no one can hold it for long.
elza, youre right.. its evil.
the last one is breath!!!
Wowz. I hate riddles. Thought they are sufficiently badass, I’m just not good at them. I kick ass at jokes… just never one for riddles.
say a joke ^^
@...ColombianMonkey:
yo mama, biach.
@...ColombianMonkey:
correct, sir
Here is my riddle.
WHAT IS
in my shed.
And my garage, and in various strategic places in my back yard.
@...TrikYodz: Whoa are you discussing my sleeping habits when I’m not even present?!
I’m a student. I cannot afford to sleep. When you see me posting on the Internets like a mad person, I’m probably working on an essay at the same time. I’m constantly drinking overpriced soy latte so all of this is perfectly possible.
@...LukeV1-5: That one is easy, dead people buried in the ground.
I like riddles only under certain circumstances. Like when it’s really competitive and maybe if there’s a time limit, if there are consequences should I not solve them, that would be ideal.
Wait that sounds like I’m talking about Saw. I’m such a freak.
@...dieAntagonista: okay you have 3 min’s to anwser this riddle
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There was a guy stuck in a metal room with a metal door.The door was locked and there were no windows. The following items were inside the room:
a piano, table,a saw,and a bat.
How did the man get out? (3 ways)
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if you don’t finish in 3 min’s you will get a Colombian Spanking…
@...ColombianMonkey:
Aw nice try, but it doesn’t seem that dangerous xD
Hm, is this a trick question, if it is, I’m bad at these.
He is really bad at playing the piano, so he does it for hours until the neighbours show up to complain to him and thus get him out?
He uses the saw to saw of his leg, so the bat sucks all the blood out of his leg and thus he turns into super mutant bat and destroys the metal door with his super powers.
He destroys the table, by sawing randomly into it, which creates splinters. Then he uses some of the pieces to make a fire, he uses the splinters and the fire to make a bomb directly in front of the door (a door has always some weak points) and thus he gets out.
The splinter bomb thing is actually possible. Don’t try it out though, it will make you as pretty as the Joker.
OK I’m certain that was over 3 minutes.
/runs away
it wasn’t supposed to sound dangerous, hahaha.
well it’s common sense…actually so common that it’s a superpower nowadays.
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First, he played the piano until he found the right key.
Second, he sawed the table in half then held the two pieces together. Two halves make a whole.(hole)
Third, he swung the bat three times. Three strikes, he’s out.
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but, i like your thinking!
PS: ” He uses the saw to saw of his leg, so the bat sucks all the blood out of his leg and thus he turns into super mutant bat and destroys the metal door with his super powers.” i think this happens after you drink overpriced soy latte and get no sleep.
@ColombianMonkey: 1. He uses a wire from in the piano to open the lock mechanism by looping it through the crack next to the handle.Takes a while, and is pretty frusturating. Or, if he decides to be somewhat less subtle: 2. He uses the piano wire and the bat to shatter the door lock: Involves looping the wire around both the locking mechanism, the handle, and around the bat: then you hold the bat vertically, and turn it like a wheel until the lock snaps, or the handle comes out, leaving the lock mechanism exposed. (Both of those methods are legit.)
And as for the third method, or at least the third method I’ll list here: saw/ file through the hinges. Takes a couple hours, not nearly as quick as just snapping the stupid fucking lock, but hey. If you have the time and want to piss off the owner of said impossible metal room, go for it.
@Luke Magnifico: One of three things: land mines, guns, or cameras…. or all three.
And I suppose your figurative methods work just as well….
@...ColombianMonkey:
Wait so you’re implying I’m a stupid super mutant woman bat with no common sense?! Damn you Monkey.
No I’d say this is a typical trick question. No fair. And I thought we were talking about an animal when you wrote bat. Argh.
@...Dr.Devine: Second answer = pure win. Say doctor, could you be the next McGyver.
Also, when shall I receive my Colombian spanking.
Maybe Thats what I’ll name my hopefully-not-anytime-soon son: Mcgyver. Mcgyver Devine. Hes not even for certain going to be alive…. and already he’s awesome.
I imply nothing … but stupid super mutant woman bat sure is making me laugh at 4:31AM. lol, animal..i’m telling you your a walking zombie … never sleeping… lol “ZombieAntagonista”
@...Dr.Devine: well i guess you deserve a spanking also
@...dieAntagonista: are you free on thursday for teh spanking.
okay since it was soo confusing for you… here’s a EASY one
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A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. WHY?
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if you don’t get this then i loose hope 😛
He had hiccups, which is why he wanted the water, so he could stop the hiccups. The bartender scared the bejeebus out of him with the shotgun, which got rid of the hiccups, and that is why he thanked him.
TADA!
And how exactly does a colombian spanking differ from a normal spanking? Is it just the fact that it is administered by you?
@...Dr.Devine: well actually we Colombians have a technique which enhance the stimulation of the pleasure of each spank. it’s passed down centuries from our great great great great grandparents. We official certified spankers…
but let’s not spoil the fun hehe..
What is broken every time it’s spoken?
@...ColombianMonkey: we “are” official….
Why, silence of course my dear monkey. and Kinky.
A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible
@...ColombianMonkey: The rope is attached to nothing…but the horse.
correct … damn u google/smart ass ppl 😛
Thursday sounds good.
Yeah luckily we have lots of smart people here so I don’t have to keep embarrassing myself.
WE’RE ALMOST OVER 9000.
@...ColombianMonkey: Zero googling here. I thought the point was to do it w/out google.
thursday. will be there with camera
dude. silence riddle was a repost!
furthermore. . .
You just-
Lost The Game