@...SumoSnipe: “since I didn’t harvest this skull” – Haha that made my day.

Jumping to the more interesting questions.

9. A novel titled Interior Mirror is released to mammoth commercial success (despite middling reviews). However, a curious social trend emerges: Though no one can prove a direct scientific link, it appears that almost 30 percent of the people who read this book immediately become homosexual. Many of these newfound homosexuals credit the book for helping them reach this conclusion about their orientation, despite the fact that Interior Mirror is ostensibly a crime novel with no homoerotic content (and was written by a straight man).

Would this phenomenon increase (or decrease) the likelihood of you reading this book?

Those are some unexpected answers.I’m impressed I must say, some exceptional people around here.

I despise crime novels, but I would have to try it out just to see what happens. Technically I’d be bi too, simply because I don’t think love has anything to do with somebody’s gender. But I’ve never fallen in love with a woman so I consider myself to be straight.

@...Dr.Devine: That’s cheating :p

I’m an only child as well, but I still couldn’t do it. I’d be disowned.

17. You are sitting in an empty bar (in a town you’ve never before visited), drinking Bacardi with a soft-spoken acquaintance you barely know. After an hour, a third individual walks into the tavern and sits by himself, and you ask your acquaintance who the new man is. “Be careful of that guy,” you are told. “He is a man with a past.” A few minutes later, a fourth person enters the bar; he also sits alone. You ask your acquaintance who this new individual is. “Be careful of that guy, too,” he says. “He is a man with no past.”

Which of these two people do you trust less?

Haha I know. That’s why I thought it was sweet. I’m still just a wikipedia fraud remember.

Most people I asked trust the man with a past less, which is curious to me. I’d trust the man with no past less.

I’d pick definitely superman abilities + loss of sight. Even though becoming is blind is one of my greatest fears.

Haha, ok well as someone whose mother actually died while I was in a theatre, this is pretty ironic to me.
I’d continue to watch the movie, because if she really died, then she’s already dead, me rushing out isn’t going to save her.

Why?! I shouldn’t be allowed in theatres either, I always laugh too loud and way too long. Laughing in theatres always turn into rofl-spasms for me.

@...elzarcothepale:
Haha what a horrible thing to say. Well I have to admit, my mother was the most intimidating woman you could imagine, but hey. She was the only one I had.

I’d want to be a cherry tree.

13. Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.

What do you talk about?

Haha you people are lovely. Unfortunately I’m terrible at public speaking, but no one would come anyway.

19. Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: This friend is going to die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don’t kick them while they slumber, they will never wake up. However, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them that you did this to save their life, they will also die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can’t tell them why.

Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?