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    natedog

    dieAntagonista: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?

    there is quite enough FAIL in my life without your help, dieAntagonista

    dieAntagonista

    natedog: Haha aw MAN, what are you talking about.
    Thanks to me you’ve got the friggin 400th post. Damn it.

    elzarcothepale

    haha- i tried to bust a “game” reference but got combobroked by the troll.

    in any case, I demand you all do here, and find it amusing:
    natedog:

    elzarcothepale

    elzarcothepale:
    oh. wow, i somehow managed to link it in the “natedog” tag. So. . . click it, bitches.

    Dr.Devine

    Wow. That is all I can say. This post is epic in length, I am honored to be apart of it.
    :
    You’re still fucking retarded.
    I think we should shoot for 500 on this post. At least.

    elzarcothepale

    i want to know where this bible is IRL, so i can take a picture with it and then frame that shit.

    i think we should debate which is better: Grilled Cheese Sammich w/ Tomato Soup.
    or
    Having sex with someone that you would rather not have been forced to settle for.

    In a nutshell: which is better, good food, or basically okay sex?

    dieAntagonista

    elzarcothepale: MY GAWD I LOVE YOU.
    No seriously, thanks for the link. That’s exactly what I would have thought (the school thing).
    Just discovered that site, hooray.

    natedog

    dieAntagonista: i didn’t want the 400th post. i wanted to be in before that post.

    AND YOU FUCKING RUINED IT

    MAY THE FLEAS OF 1000 CAMELS INFEST YER PUBES

    dieAntagonista

    Tomato soup? Boo. Try some pumpkin soup, delicious.
    Food can’t be better than anything, in that sense.
    YOU EAT TO KEEP ALIVE.

    SumoSnipe

    Sing-“I think this line is mostly filler…”
    I know natedog, but that would have been too easy, and I was killing time waiting for blankets in wash to be done. New dog forgot to check for old dog when jumping on the bed….no blood but he did piss himself trying to get away from her.

    dieAntagonista

    Woo, I got the 11:11 post. Make a wish.

    natedog: NO U. Wait what? I guess it’s a good thing that I shave.

    dieAntagonista

    No wait I shouldn’t have said that

    dieAntagonista

    DAMN YOU INTERNETS FOR PERVERTING YOUNGSTERS LIKE ME

    SumoSnipe

    dieAntagonista? There you go, ruining another old stereotype, the one about hairy European women?

    SumoSnipe

    Congratulations, natedog! That was a photo finish to win the MCS 400! Tell us more about that battle rounding turn three….
    And ow, my brain. I was trying to forget the britney spears statue thing

    dieAntagonista

    Bahaha. Is that what they say about European women?!
    Well, what can I say. Ruining old stereotypes since 1989.

    natedog

    ARE YOU A DUDE OR NOT?

    post proof, plox

    elzarcothepale

    natedog:
    what, like “tits or it didn’t happen?”

    dieAntagonista

    SRSLY? I’ll put a link in my screen name as soon as I’ve updated them ugly, self-absorbed networking sites.
    Skeptical natedog is skeptical.

    MonkeyHitman

    im lost …

    Luke Magnifico

    I am very proud of what we have done here.

    But our work is not yet complete.

    Do not falter, on this 42-something step;

    We must reach 500. Or die in the attempt.

    Luke Magnifico

    Also, google is a common tool for stalkers.

    Isn’t that right, Maya, of Vienna, Austria.

    MonkeyHitman

    lol ?

    500 ??

    i want to see tiki’s comment about this lol .. when he is sober thou

    dieAntagonista

    LukeV1-5: YOU.

    dieAntagonista

    tiki god, sober? THAT’S BLASPHEMY.

    Luke Magnifico

    dieAntagonista: No, YOU

    That was the point

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    stop already you fucks, 100 comments okay 200 your boredering on insane, 300 you just bieng stuped, 400 you just sart talking about something that makes no sense like this back in the old days i was talking to jesus the suddenly ther was this explosion and……..

    dieAntagonista

    LukeV1-5:
    No, I yelled YOU in agony, because of what you have done.
    Like when Jesus got betrayed by Judas.
    When Hillary found out about Monica.
    Cindy’s face when she heard Palin say how she listened to Biden’s speeches since she was in 2nd grade.

    Mooh.

    Luke Magnifico

    I AM A MONSTER

    I REJOICE IN YOUR PAIN

    natedog

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

    your myspace is the very first entry when you google dieantagonista

    nice profile, btw

    natedog

    dieAntagonista: people say judas betrayed jesus, but i think that is an oversimplification. judas was instrumental in the resurrection and the plan of salvation.

    cool scripture for the day:

    Zechariah 11:12-13(’bout 5 centuries before Jesus lived)

    12 I told them, “If you think it best, give me my pay; but if not, keep it.” So they paid me thirty pieces of silver.

    13 And the LORD said to me, “Throw it to the potter”-the handsome price at which they priced me! So I took the thirty pieces of silver and threw them into the house of the LORD to the potter.

    ‘scuse preese for the scripture, but this is a post about the bible after all

    MonkeyHitman

    natedog: google stalker !!!!!!

    SumoSnipe

    Ok I am officially creeped out. Googled our friend riverdaledragon. Said he was in Vegas yes?

    Luke Magnifico

    SumoSnipe: What did you find? I’ve got nothing.

    dieAntagonista

    SumoSnipe:
    Ahaha, oh my gawd.

    “riverdaledragon: i like Bi girls” Interesting. I thought he was married.

    natedog:
    I didn’t realise I was using this nickname on so many sites. Pretty laughable. And thank you.

    That’s the first time I should hear that about Judas.
    But now that you said that, it makes perfect sense.
    On the other hand, he wasn’t aware of being such a tool right? So wasn’t it still a betrayal.
    And I would have never thought of interpreting that paragraph like that.
    I mean seriously, the bible is a book you could study your entire life and still not know what exactly is going on.

    SumoSnipe

    try the 8th result

    SumoSnipe

    And apparently I’m a boring old sod. Googled myself and only show up here and a few webcomics….wow I don’t have an internet life.

    nyoki

    dieAntagonista: It’s hard to say. It does appear that Jesus himself knew about the “betrayal” before Judas did and made sure that Judas played his part. Jesus manipulated Judas into the betrayal. It had to happen for Jesus to fulfill the prophecy. One could say the Jesus betrayed Judas at least as much as Judas betrayed him.

    Luke Magnifico

    Oh, haha. I get different results on .com than on .ie .

    So, he likes bi girls, As long as they are hot.

    I can’t see anything wrong with that.

    But, just to be sure, I think we should assassinate him.

    Luke Magnifico

    I am bad at sarcasm. Imagine I failed less at speaking ironically.

    Luke Magnifico

    Also, I just googled myself.

    I am a dull internet man.

    Also, apparently I am on some kind of Rocky Horror Picture Show related list.

    nyoki

    Google brings up my McS, myspace and flickr accounts.

    dege

    It’s like a car crash. Painful to watch, but I just can’t stop checking back to see how far you ‘guys’ have gotten. 450 is so close! (thought I’d help)

    SumoSnipe

    His comment didn’t creep me out, just the fact that he was in a chat room populated by early teeners.

    elzarcothepale

    So, what is the fastest way to get 500 dollars?
    I need like 600 before the end of the month.
    Sadly, I live in Kansas City. This means that while I certainly have to physical stats to sling wang for cash, the market simply isn’t there. I could Craigslist it, but the cops here are cracking down.
    Can’t borrow from people, and don’t have a job, making a loan impossible.
    Lay any and all suggestions on me.

    Dr.Devine

    elzarcothepale:You could whore yourself out to 50 fat chicks for ten dollars. Or you could whore yourself out to ten reeeaaally fat chicks for 50 dollars. -Quagmire
    dieAntagonista: I gave in to the urge to google stalk as well, and you’re gorgeous. (If that doesn’t sound too creepy.)

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    I

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    JUST

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    GOT

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    450.

    dieAntagonista

    nyokki:
    Is that really so? This whole Judas thing completely blew my mind now.
    I’ve read a lot about what other famous theologians had to say about certain parts of the bible.
    But that’s a new one for me.
    There is kind of an idea of determinism in there.
    I like that. I’ll read up on it if I can find any thing.

    Dr.Devine: Aw. Haha, ok that’s enough with ego feeding,
    or my ego will become obese or something. But thanks.
    Isn’t creepy at all.
    A naked man with a chainsaw in a dark alley is creepy.

    dieAntagonista

    nobody knows:
    Right. First you make fun of us, and then you’re hanging around here, trying to get some of the finest even numbers.
    What’s up with you man.

    Dr.Devine

    Roflcopter on that bastard riverdaledragon’s chat logs. 😀

    Dr.Devine

    Lets see here.. something entertaining to talk about for another forty or so posts…….

    natedog

    What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

    Tooth-hurty

    SumoSnipe

    Alrighty then dieAntagonista, one question: is that Thought or a seagull in that drawing?

    Snow

    TL FUCKING DR

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    dieAntagonista: QUESTION

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Phyreblade

    This thread is not relevant to my interests.

    Luke Magnifico

    Ok, ok, ok.

    Here’s what we do.

    We get a van, right?

    And one of those life rafts, from ships. You know ships? Yeah, those ships.

    We put the van on the life raft. I’d say a VW van, because they are made of paper.

    Then, we fill the van with colourful rocks.

    Are you still with me?

    Then, we drive ACROSS THE OCEAN.

    To Panama.

    Now, I have heard from certain entrepreneurs that there is a huge market in Panama for colourful rocks.

    That’s the word on the street.

    So when we get to Panama, we sell the colourful rocks, and buy a coke factory.

    And then we live like wealthy, Panamanian drug barons.

    No. Not barons.

    Drug KINGS.

    Dr.Devine

    :Genius. Fucking Genius.
    Fuck it, lets do it.
    SHOTGUN!

    MonkeyHitman

    or… i just call my family from the medellin and head straight to the coke ?

    Luke Magnifico

    Clearly you don’t understand.

    zondron

    the sad part is that this page will have the most pageviews in the history of this site, am i right, tiki? and why the hell the text jumps off the screen on this page, it’s hard to read this way all these comments

    also, in a few years the religion will be forgotten as many unimportant stuff from history were, so stop fighting over it

    only time travel will probably help us to uncover the truth

    and by insulting people you will not be able to show your proper point of view

    that’s for the both sides

    @dieAntagonista: romanian, ha?

    Dr.Devine

    Clearly. Its about the journey.
    And after having said journey and after becoming successful drug kings, and after our cocaine farmers/factory workers kill LukeV1-5, and after I narrowly escape with all the money, I will write the number one best selling autobiography of all time.
    Couldn’t do that if I just went through a family connection, now could I?

    Luke Magnifico

    Of course not. Nor do I have the chance to return as a zombie/cyborg, pulp your brain, relabel your autobiography and live well off the profits.

    I mean, if it’s that good, someone should benefit from it.

    natedog

    ITT: people who are addicted to this thread

    onward to OVER 9000 comments

    THAT’S RIGHT, I SAID IT

    MonkeyHitman

    LukeV1-5: or i could kill you both because your my competition

    MonkeyHitman

    so what I’m really trying to say is

    MonkeyHitman

    MonkeyHitman: That i Crown post 475!

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    476 bitches. Who thinks they can go higher?

    MonkeyHitman

    already did haha

    Luke Magnifico

    Dudes, claiming numbers is not cool.

    478

    SumoSnipe

    Back to the original picture: was this something they found in the Katrina cleanup?
    come on, MonkeyHitman, only 21 to go….

    Namelis1

    Best religion thread ever.

    ——
    Atheists UNITE!
    Hail Satan!.

    MonkeyHitman

    Namelis1: hahahaah

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    GOD

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    THIS

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    IS

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    GAY

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    PLEASE

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    STOP

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    POSTING.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    ALMOST THERE HOS.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    SHUOLD

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    I GO

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    TO

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    500?

    Dr.Devine

    : and then I return as a vampire spawn, kill you, drain whatever liquid is left in your body, change the book back, and open a night club with the profit.
    @monkeyhitma:bitch please. Our fictional representations of ourselves are waaaaaay more badass than you, you could never kill us both.
    @nobody knows: You can stop posting if you’d like, why ruin our fun?
    :yes yes, we are going to do it. NINE THOUSAND FUCKING POSTS! WE ARE GONNA MAKE TIKI RICH! BLOODY RICH!

    And where the fuck did riverdaledragon go? I’m bored, and want to bash on an ignorant person. Doesn’t have to be him, just about anyone who has an IQ of 12 or under will do.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    OR

    Dr.Devine

    I

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    DOES

    Dr.Devine

    CAN LEAVE MY CAPS LOCK ON TOO. I DONT HAVE THE URGE TO KEEP POSTING SEPARATE WORDS.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    HHH

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