Wow. That is all I can say. This post is epic in length, I am honored to be apart of it. @riverdaledragon:
You’re still fucking retarded.
I think we should shoot for 500 on this post. At least.
i want to know where this bible is IRL, so i can take a picture with it and then frame that shit.
i think we should debate which is better: Grilled Cheese Sammich w/ Tomato Soup.
or
Having sex with someone that you would rather not have been forced to settle for.
In a nutshell: which is better, good food, or basically okay sex?
@...elzarcothepale: MY GAWD I LOVE YOU.
No seriously, thanks for the link. That’s exactly what I would have thought (the school thing).
Just discovered that site, hooray.
Tomato soup? Boo. Try some pumpkin soup, delicious.
Food can’t be better than anything, in that sense.
YOU EAT TO KEEP ALIVE.
SumoSnipe (#4452)
16 years ago
Sing-“I think this line is mostly filler…”
I know natedog, but that would have been too easy, and I was killing time waiting for blankets in wash to be done. New dog forgot to check for old dog when jumping on the bed….no blood but he did piss himself trying to get away from her.
DAMN YOU INTERNETS FOR PERVERTING YOUNGSTERS LIKE ME
SumoSnipe (#4452)
16 years ago
dieAntagonista? There you go, ruining another old stereotype, the one about hairy European women?
SumoSnipe (#4452)
16 years ago
Congratulations, natedog! That was a photo finish to win the MCS 400! Tell us more about that battle rounding turn three….
And ow, my brain. I was trying to forget the britney spears statue thing
stop already you fucks, 100 comments okay 200 your boredering on insane, 300 you just bieng stuped, 400 you just sart talking about something that makes no sense like this back in the old days i was talking to jesus the suddenly ther was this explosion and……..
@...LukeV1-5:
No, I yelled YOU in agony, because of what you have done.
Like when Jesus got betrayed by Judas.
When Hillary found out about Monica.
Cindy’s face when she heard Palin say how she listened to Biden’s speeches since she was in 2nd grade.
@...dieAntagonista: people say judas betrayed jesus, but i think that is an oversimplification. judas was instrumental in the resurrection and the plan of salvation.
cool scripture for the day:
Zechariah 11:12-13(’bout 5 centuries before Jesus lived)
12 I told them, “If you think it best, give me my pay; but if not, keep it.” So they paid me thirty pieces of silver.
13 And the LORD said to me, “Throw it to the potter”-the handsome price at which they priced me! So I took the thirty pieces of silver and threw them into the house of the LORD to the potter.
‘scuse preese for the scripture, but this is a post about the bible after all
“riverdaledragon: i like Bi girls” Interesting. I thought he was married.
@...natedog:
I didn’t realise I was using this nickname on so many sites. Pretty laughable. And thank you.
That’s the first time I should hear that about Judas.
But now that you said that, it makes perfect sense.
On the other hand, he wasn’t aware of being such a tool right? So wasn’t it still a betrayal.
And I would have never thought of interpreting that paragraph like that.
I mean seriously, the bible is a book you could study your entire life and still not know what exactly is going on.
@...dieAntagonista: It’s hard to say. It does appear that Jesus himself knew about the “betrayal” before Judas did and made sure that Judas played his part. Jesus manipulated Judas into the betrayal. It had to happen for Jesus to fulfill the prophecy. One could say the Jesus betrayed Judas at least as much as Judas betrayed him.
It’s like a car crash. Painful to watch, but I just can’t stop checking back to see how far you ‘guys’ have gotten. 450 is so close! (thought I’d help)
SumoSnipe (#4452)
16 years ago
His comment didn’t creep me out, just the fact that he was in a chat room populated by early teeners.
So, what is the fastest way to get 500 dollars?
I need like 600 before the end of the month.
Sadly, I live in Kansas City. This means that while I certainly have to physical stats to sling wang for cash, the market simply isn’t there. I could Craigslist it, but the cops here are cracking down.
Can’t borrow from people, and don’t have a job, making a loan impossible.
Lay any and all suggestions on me.
@... elzarcothepale:You could whore yourself out to 50 fat chicks for ten dollars. Or you could whore yourself out to ten reeeaaally fat chicks for 50 dollars. -Quagmire @...dieAntagonista: I gave in to the urge to google stalk as well, and you’re gorgeous. (If that doesn’t sound too creepy.)
@...nyokki:
Is that really so? This whole Judas thing completely blew my mind now.
I’ve read a lot about what other famous theologians had to say about certain parts of the bible.
But that’s a new one for me.
There is kind of an idea of determinism in there.
I like that. I’ll read up on it if I can find any thing.
@...Dr.Devine: Aw. Haha, ok that’s enough with ego feeding,
or my ego will become obese or something. But thanks.
Isn’t creepy at all.
A naked man with a chainsaw in a dark alley is creepy.
@...nobody knows:
Right. First you make fun of us, and then you’re hanging around here, trying to get some of the finest even numbers.
What’s up with you man.
the sad part is that this page will have the most pageviews in the history of this site, am i right, tiki? and why the hell the text jumps off the screen on this page, it’s hard to read this way all these comments
also, in a few years the religion will be forgotten as many unimportant stuff from history were, so stop fighting over it
only time travel will probably help us to uncover the truth
and by insulting people you will not be able to show your proper point of view
Clearly. Its about the journey.
And after having said journey and after becoming successful drug kings, and after our cocaine farmers/factory workers kill LukeV1-5, and after I narrowly escape with all the money, I will write the number one best selling autobiography of all time.
Couldn’t do that if I just went through a family connection, now could I?
@Luke: and then I return as a vampire spawn, kill you, drain whatever liquid is left in your body, change the book back, and open a night club with the profit.
@monkeyhitma:bitch please. Our fictional representations of ourselves are waaaaaay more badass than you, you could never kill us both.
@nobody knows: You can stop posting if you’d like, why ruin our fun? @natedog:yes yes, we are going to do it. NINE THOUSAND FUCKING POSTS! WE ARE GONNA MAKE TIKI RICH! BLOODY RICH!
And where the fuck did riverdaledragon go? I’m bored, and want to bash on an ignorant person. Doesn’t have to be him, just about anyone who has an IQ of 12 or under will do.
@...dieAntagonista: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?
there is quite enough FAIL in my life without your help, dieAntagonista
@...natedog: Haha aw MAN, what are you talking about.
Thanks to me you’ve got the friggin 400th post. Damn it.
haha- i tried to bust a “game” reference but got combobroked by the troll.
in any case, I demand you all do here, and find it amusing:
@...natedog:
@...elzarcothepale:
oh. wow, i somehow managed to link it in the “@...natedog” tag. So. . . click it, bitches.
Wow. That is all I can say. This post is epic in length, I am honored to be apart of it.
@riverdaledragon:
You’re still fucking retarded.
I think we should shoot for 500 on this post. At least.
i want to know where this bible is IRL, so i can take a picture with it and then frame that shit.
i think we should debate which is better: Grilled Cheese Sammich w/ Tomato Soup.
or
Having sex with someone that you would rather not have been forced to settle for.
In a nutshell: which is better, good food, or basically okay sex?
@...elzarcothepale: MY GAWD I LOVE YOU.
No seriously, thanks for the link. That’s exactly what I would have thought (the school thing).
Just discovered that site, hooray.
@...dieAntagonista: i didn’t want the 400th post. i wanted to be in before that post.
AND YOU FUCKING RUINED IT
MAY THE FLEAS OF 1000 CAMELS INFEST YER PUBES
Tomato soup? Boo. Try some pumpkin soup, delicious.
Food can’t be better than anything, in that sense.
YOU EAT TO KEEP ALIVE.
Sing-“I think this line is mostly filler…”
I know natedog, but that would have been too easy, and I was killing time waiting for blankets in wash to be done. New dog forgot to check for old dog when jumping on the bed….no blood but he did piss himself trying to get away from her.
Woo, I got the 11:11 post. Make a wish.
@...natedog: NO U. Wait what? I guess it’s a good thing that I shave.
No wait I shouldn’t have said that
DAMN YOU INTERNETS FOR PERVERTING YOUNGSTERS LIKE ME
dieAntagonista? There you go, ruining another old stereotype, the one about hairy European women?
Congratulations, natedog! That was a photo finish to win the MCS 400! Tell us more about that battle rounding turn three….
And ow, my brain. I was trying to forget the britney spears statue thing
Bahaha. Is that what they say about European women?!
Well, what can I say. Ruining old stereotypes since 1989.
ARE YOU A DUDE OR NOT?
post proof, plox
@...natedog:
what, like “tits or it didn’t happen?”
SRSLY? I’ll put a link in my screen name as soon as I’ve updated them ugly, self-absorbed networking sites.
Skeptical natedog is skeptical.
im lost …
I am very proud of what we have done here.
But our work is not yet complete.
Do not falter, on this 42-something step;
We must reach 500. Or die in the attempt.
Also, google is a common tool for stalkers.
Isn’t that right, Maya, of Vienna, Austria.
lol ?
500 ??
i want to see tiki’s comment about this lol .. when he is sober thou
@...LukeV1-5: YOU.
tiki god, sober? THAT’S BLASPHEMY.
@...dieAntagonista: No, YOU
That was the point
stop already you fucks, 100 comments okay 200 your boredering on insane, 300 you just bieng stuped, 400 you just sart talking about something that makes no sense like this back in the old days i was talking to jesus the suddenly ther was this explosion and……..
@...LukeV1-5:
No, I yelled YOU in agony, because of what you have done.
Like when Jesus got betrayed by Judas.
When Hillary found out about Monica.
Cindy’s face when she heard Palin say how she listened to Biden’s speeches since she was in 2nd grade.
Mooh.
I AM A MONSTER
I REJOICE IN YOUR PAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
your myspace is the very first entry when you google dieantagonista
nice profile, btw
@...dieAntagonista: people say judas betrayed jesus, but i think that is an oversimplification. judas was instrumental in the resurrection and the plan of salvation.
cool scripture for the day:
Zechariah 11:12-13(’bout 5 centuries before Jesus lived)
12 I told them, “If you think it best, give me my pay; but if not, keep it.” So they paid me thirty pieces of silver.
13 And the LORD said to me, “Throw it to the potter”-the handsome price at which they priced me! So I took the thirty pieces of silver and threw them into the house of the LORD to the potter.
‘scuse preese for the scripture, but this is a post about the bible after all
@...natedog: google stalker !!!!!!
Ok I am officially creeped out. Googled our friend riverdaledragon. Said he was in Vegas yes?
@...SumoSnipe: What did you find? I’ve got nothing.
@...SumoSnipe:
Ahaha, oh my gawd.
“riverdaledragon: i like Bi girls” Interesting. I thought he was married.
@...natedog:
I didn’t realise I was using this nickname on so many sites. Pretty laughable. And thank you.
That’s the first time I should hear that about Judas.
But now that you said that, it makes perfect sense.
On the other hand, he wasn’t aware of being such a tool right? So wasn’t it still a betrayal.
And I would have never thought of interpreting that paragraph like that.
I mean seriously, the bible is a book you could study your entire life and still not know what exactly is going on.
@Luke Magnifico try the 8th result
And apparently I’m a boring old sod. Googled myself and only show up here and a few webcomics….wow I don’t have an internet life.
@...dieAntagonista: It’s hard to say. It does appear that Jesus himself knew about the “betrayal” before Judas did and made sure that Judas played his part. Jesus manipulated Judas into the betrayal. It had to happen for Jesus to fulfill the prophecy. One could say the Jesus betrayed Judas at least as much as Judas betrayed him.
Oh, haha. I get different results on .com than on .ie .
So, he likes bi girls, As long as they are hot.
I can’t see anything wrong with that.
But, just to be sure, I think we should assassinate him.
I am bad at sarcasm. Imagine I failed less at speaking ironically.
Also, I just googled myself.
I am a dull internet man.
Also, apparently I am on some kind of Rocky Horror Picture Show related list.
Google brings up my McS, myspace and flickr accounts.
It’s like a car crash. Painful to watch, but I just can’t stop checking back to see how far you ‘guys’ have gotten. 450 is so close! (thought I’d help)
His comment didn’t creep me out, just the fact that he was in a chat room populated by early teeners.
So, what is the fastest way to get 500 dollars?
I need like 600 before the end of the month.
Sadly, I live in Kansas City. This means that while I certainly have to physical stats to sling wang for cash, the market simply isn’t there. I could Craigslist it, but the cops here are cracking down.
Can’t borrow from people, and don’t have a job, making a loan impossible.
Lay any and all suggestions on me.
@... elzarcothepale:You could whore yourself out to 50 fat chicks for ten dollars. Or you could whore yourself out to ten reeeaaally fat chicks for 50 dollars. -Quagmire
@...dieAntagonista: I gave in to the urge to google stalk as well, and you’re gorgeous. (If that doesn’t sound too creepy.)
I
JUST
GOT
450.
@...nyokki:
Is that really so? This whole Judas thing completely blew my mind now.
I’ve read a lot about what other famous theologians had to say about certain parts of the bible.
But that’s a new one for me.
There is kind of an idea of determinism in there.
I like that. I’ll read up on it if I can find any thing.
@...Dr.Devine: Aw. Haha, ok that’s enough with ego feeding,
or my ego will become obese or something. But thanks.
Isn’t creepy at all.
A naked man with a chainsaw in a dark alley is creepy.
@...nobody knows:
Right. First you make fun of us, and then you’re hanging around here, trying to get some of the finest even numbers.
What’s up with you man.
Roflcopter on that bastard riverdaledragon’s chat logs. 😀
Lets see here.. something entertaining to talk about for another forty or so posts…….
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty
Alrighty then dieAntagonista, one question: is that Thought or a seagull in that drawing?
TL FUCKING DR
@...dieAntagonista: I
@...dieAntagonista: AM
@...dieAntagonista: GOD.
@...dieAntagonista: DONT
@...dieAntagonista: QUESTION
@...dieAntagonista: ME.
This thread is not relevant to my interests.
Ok, ok, ok.
Here’s what we do.
We get a van, right?
And one of those life rafts, from ships. You know ships? Yeah, those ships.
We put the van on the life raft. I’d say a VW van, because they are made of paper.
Then, we fill the van with colourful rocks.
Are you still with me?
Then, we drive ACROSS THE OCEAN.
To Panama.
Now, I have heard from certain entrepreneurs that there is a huge market in Panama for colourful rocks.
That’s the word on the street.
So when we get to Panama, we sell the colourful rocks, and buy a coke factory.
And then we live like wealthy, Panamanian drug barons.
No. Not barons.
Drug KINGS.
@Luke Magnifico:Genius. Fucking Genius.
Fuck it, lets do it.
SHOTGUN!
or… i just call my family from the medellin and head straight to the coke ?
Clearly you don’t understand.
the sad part is that this page will have the most pageviews in the history of this site, am i right, tiki? and why the hell the text jumps off the screen on this page, it’s hard to read this way all these comments
also, in a few years the religion will be forgotten as many unimportant stuff from history were, so stop fighting over it
only time travel will probably help us to uncover the truth
and by insulting people you will not be able to show your proper point of view
that’s for the both sides
@dieAntagonista: romanian, ha?
Clearly. Its about the journey.
And after having said journey and after becoming successful drug kings, and after our cocaine farmers/factory workers kill LukeV1-5, and after I narrowly escape with all the money, I will write the number one best selling autobiography of all time.
Couldn’t do that if I just went through a family connection, now could I?
Of course not. Nor do I have the chance to return as a zombie/cyborg, pulp your brain, relabel your autobiography and live well off the profits.
I mean, if it’s that good, someone should benefit from it.
ITT: people who are addicted to this thread
onward to OVER 9000 comments
THAT’S RIGHT, I SAID IT
@...LukeV1-5: or i could kill you both because your my competition
so what I’m really trying to say is
@...MonkeyHitman: That i Crown post 475!
476 bitches. Who thinks they can go higher?
already did haha
Dudes, claiming numbers is not cool.
478
Back to the original picture: was this something they found in the Katrina cleanup?
come on, MonkeyHitman, only 21 to go….
Best religion thread ever.
——
Atheists UNITE!
Hail Satan!.
@...Namelis1: hahahaah
i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb8/djrhymez/untitled2.jpg
GOD
THIS
IS
GAY
PLEASE
STOP
POSTING.
ALMOST THERE HOS.
SHUOLD
I GO
TO
500?
@Luke: and then I return as a vampire spawn, kill you, drain whatever liquid is left in your body, change the book back, and open a night club with the profit.
@monkeyhitma:bitch please. Our fictional representations of ourselves are waaaaaay more badass than you, you could never kill us both.
@nobody knows: You can stop posting if you’d like, why ruin our fun?
@natedog:yes yes, we are going to do it. NINE THOUSAND FUCKING POSTS! WE ARE GONNA MAKE TIKI RICH! BLOODY RICH!
And where the fuck did riverdaledragon go? I’m bored, and want to bash on an ignorant person. Doesn’t have to be him, just about anyone who has an IQ of 12 or under will do.
OR
I
DOES
CAN LEAVE MY CAPS LOCK ON TOO. I DONT HAVE THE URGE TO KEEP POSTING SEPARATE WORDS.
HHH