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    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    Just so you know i worship the devil.

    MonkeyHitman

    dayuuuuuuuuuuum

    nyoki

    How many conversations are going on at the moment?

    MonkeyHitman

    sshh wait i’m working out !www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_VlmYpwh_A

    MonkeyHitman

    MonkeyHitman

    gotta do chorus

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeRZp7y11HU&feature=related

    then went on a diet plan

    MonkeyHitman

    SumoSnipe this is a shoutout to you man.

    www.youtubec.om/watch?v=cIYvdT1WB3w&feature=related

    nyoki

    ColombianMonkey: You crack me up.

    Phyreblade

    ColombianMonkey:
    LOL dude, of course I’m filling in for Dr. Devine. He has clearly been slacking. Also let me point out that I get to choose my own clients. I do *not* do ugly, worn-out, old women. HA!

    dude… your vidoes… dey r poyson… 😛

    V8 Blenders FTW!!

    SumoSnipe

    DAMMIT! another justsocrazyitjustmightwork idea done before I could trump it. ok, so what to do with that engine? HEY! I’ll secure it to a base, with a padded sawhorse, and gears and levers and pistons and attach a big dildo on it! hmmm but where to find a model to show it off…. oh dale…..

    nyoki

    OMG! TFF!

    Phyreblade

    SumoSnipe: Your sawhorsie idear… It is full of teh lulz… I’m sure the streamglengecko will approve…

    And I just realized the first paragraph of my last post was supposed to be directed at you, not CM… 🙂

    SumoSnipe

    Phyreblade: Well DAMMIT! Why didn’t anyone tell me there was a site called fucking machines????? Its like Tim Allen in charge of the Adam and EVE R&D dept. New quest. to build/write/paint/make a movie/ do something that has not been done before…..
    I GOT IT! POST PICS OF TIKI SOBER!!!!!!! that’ never been seen before!

    SumoSnipe

    ColombianMonkey: sorry man get a page load error, can’t see what you got for me.

    Phyreblade

    SumoSnipe: Ph, hey man, my bad, I just wasn’t thinking… I was even reminded of the contraption George Clooney built in the movie “Burn After Reading” but assumed you’d already watched it…

    SumoSnipe

    Phyreblade: No, don’t get to see a lot of movies until they are avail on web or catch em on dish. still need to find something to do with that engine. And a padded sawhorse.

    SumoSnipe

    right…. gear up, boys and girls! Grab yer helmets, hammers, axes and oars. Time to go a Viking! Which churches should we hit first?

    SumoSnipe

    Okay fine I’ll go do it myself.

    SumoSnipe

    damn near 48 hours and I’m the only one left standing? or is everyone still stunned and drooling over dieA’s backside? It looked a little hairy to me…..

    MonkeyHitman

    shhh i didn’t get to see her backside.if only…

    MonkeyHitman

    “your ass will be sturred up” hahahahahahhaha what a jackass

    Phyreblade

    SumoSnipe: LOL Brother Jed FTW…

    ColombianMonkey: LOL. Shame about that, I sadly missed that episode of MCS, but came back to quite the hubbub regarding DieA’s backside… It must have been quite something… LOL

    MonkeyHitman

    Phyreblade: by Sumo’s post.Just imagining i’d compare to Angelina’s own. You should join our “did not see dieA’s backside” community, as you know I’m the founder & Nyokki is the treasurer. recuiting is in process.

    SumoSnipe

    I did see a pic there that claimed to be her backside, but from comments above, I thought she shaved? why would she do the front but not the back?

    MonkeyHitman

    SumoSnipe: lawd why would you say such a thing.

    MonkeyHitman

    i think you should start to sleep with 1 eye open

    SumoSnipe

    img25.imageshack.us/img25/716/treo020309005gz6.jpg
    that’s the one that saw….
    I love those posters you find, Monkey

    MonkeyHitman

    well most of the motivational posters i make.

    MonkeyHitman

    SumoSnipe: and you need to check your glasses bro. you are checking casemods ass lol

    MonkeyHitman

    no. (checking the topic) i think thats natedog. damit my head feel so confused whai?

    nyoki

    Someone help me. I’m soooooo confused.

    SumoSnipe

    ColombianMonkey: Nah, just fishing to see who was awake and who’s head I could mess with. Case or natedog (whoever that one pic belongs to) needs to wax or something. Even riverdaledragon’s ass was better groomed.

    Phyreblade

    ColombianMonkey: Indeed. Much moar investigation is necessary. How do I join this community?

    SumoSnipe:
    Just FYI, Internets Rule #397:
    A hairy male backside is not an appropriate response to a fine female backside, and such a riposte is punishable by the electrocution of ones shaved harbls.

    Just a friendly reminder.

    SumoSnipe

    Phyreblade: hey, I figured you would’nt dare look, after our little conversation about bacon ritual, few weeks back….hehehehehehehehe

    SumoSnipe
    nyoki

    I’m still confused.

    MonkeyHitman

    me too.

    SumoSnipe

    right. for those still having a blonde moment. No I did not get to see the pic dieA posted. And since it seems that I have gaffed poor blade’s mind twice I thought i would give him something to ease his gibbering cranial filler.

    Phyreblade

    SumoSnipe: LOL, Actually, I had completely erased that image from my mind, seeing as it violates my paradigm of a pristine universe. 😉

    Thus, your peace offering was entirely unnecessary. However as is quite relevant to my interests, I shall accept. Domo Arigatou Gozaimasu, Sumo San *bows deeply*

    nyokki:
    ColombianMonkey:
    Welcome to the club. 😀

    dieAntagonista

    What the fuck. People, I am disappointed.

    I do not shave my bum. I’m a woman yo. We don’t grow hair on it like men do.

    SumoSnipe:

    img25.imageshack.us/img…..005gz6.jpg —> I do hope you enjoyed looking at casemods’ ass

    Jesus Christ people.

    Other than that, no I actually don’t shave. I wax. Shaving is for pussies. Literally and figuratively. Thank you very god damn much.

    MonkeyHitman

    See Phyreblade! this is the only way to kind of draw her out to the website.

    dieAntagonista

    Well yeah, every time someone is talking about my ass, I can feel this sensation going through my entire body. Which is why I have seizures several times throughout the day.

    As a compensation, here have an NSFW flower from TheAmazingAtheist: tlkincaid.tumblr.com/post/55881032/oily

    Yeah you’re welcome.

    MonkeyHitman

    *taking notes* this is marvelous

    on a real note: why don’t i feel how i expect this to lead to.

    Luke Magnifico

    Wait, what’s this I hear about lady ass?

    nyoki

    LukeV1-5: We don’t have hairy asses.

    SumoSnipe

    nyokki: Poor things. How do your donkeys not freeze in the harsh WV winters then?

    SumoSnipe

    dieAntagonista: Sorry my sweet, I get a 404 error. What did you have aimed at my head?

    SumoSnipe

    Nov 18,2008, 11:15am:
    dieAntagonista:
    “Woo, I got the 11:11 post. Make a wish.
    natedog: NO U. Wait what? I guess it’s a good thing that I shave.”
    Thats why I thought you shaved. but much impressed you would put yourself to such pains for …wait what is the advantage?

    nyoki

    SumoSnipe: Cashmere.

    SumoSnipe: You’re missing out. 😉

    SumoSnipe

    nyokki: I suppose. I’m not one for raging 70s bush, but a little something to tickle there would be nice. But dammit where else on the body am I going to find the true essence of a particular woman’s scent? My eyes since 6 years old have been crap, years of heavy industry has flattened my hearing. So taste, touch, and above all scent are what I work with.

    dieAntagonista

    LukeV1-5:

    If you’d hang out in the forums more, you’d know what happened.

    SumoSnipe:

    Haha well I do shave. Like I said, shaving is only for pussies. Duh. But in general, when women say they shave, they mean well, legs as well. I guess. Or no. Fuck I don’t know anymore. Anyhow, I do wax even certain delicate areas, but it doesn’t work if you don’t shave beforehand. If that makes any sense.

    I’m really high right now.

    And waxing rules. A little pain is always nice.

    That’s all.

    MonkeyHitman

    nyokki: hmm very true.

    Luke Magnifico

    dieAntagonista: I have not heard of such a thing as a foh-rumm.

    It is some kind of popular teen meeting place, yes?

    Phyreblade

    dieAntagonista: Wait wat? OK. I must confess that you have thoroughly confused me on the shaving/waxing/delicates/privates front… you wax, but you have to shave, but shaving is only for pussies, so … I give up…

    Maybe it’s a sign. Maybe my kind was never meant to understand that stuff anyway… LOL…

    MonkeyHitman

    Phyreblade:

    Shaving is for pussies. Literally and figuratively

    😉

    MonkeyHitman

    i honestly don’t know but based on my knowledge waxing your labia majora will surely be painful, and not as the normal pain of waxing. The area is just too sensitive.

    SumoSnipe

    If I wanted it waxed, I’d send it to the carwash…
    Come on youse guys. can we at least surpass the page count?

    Luke Magnifico

    I’ll surpass your page count.

    MonkeyHitman

    wut you think i’m doing~!?

    SumoSnipe

    Not enough. we are 600 behind…..where have all our chew toys gone????
    Hell for that matter anyone heard from sylvanish lately? she was taking that tropical 3 week tour….

    MonkeyHitman

    SumoSnipe: meh gon tell yu once, once anybody drop pon di caribbean nun of dem come fi back

    MonkeyHitman

    SumoSnipe: In English: I’m going to tell you once, once anybody goes to the caribbean they won’t come back

    SumoSnipe

    Immanuel: Sorry. I was under the Albuquerque curse before I hit the isles more times and harder than the hurricanes in the early 90’s. got to the point i was bored with Saints islands. All I remember of jamacia was jellyfish, TT was ok, Cuba was fun, And Puerto Rico was a riot. With water cannons, tear gas and dogs.
    So last time through, I sold my lib chits stayeed on board, made 3 grand standing other sailors duty turns.

    Phyreblade

    SumoSnipe: Surpass what page count?

    nyoki

    I’ve tried shaving my tender areas a couple of times. It wasn’t pleasant and I have no intention of trying again. It’s kinda funny though, in the 70s and 80s, I would have been laughed at for trying to look like a pre-pubescent girl. It was not considered sexy at all. All that said, I never had to bikini shave, there’s not that there anyway. Certainly not enough to be poking out of a bathing suit. Also, I have never had any part of me waxed.

    Phyreblade: Same question.

    SumoSnipe

    nyokki: Yeah, the thought of razor sharp steel near tender bits has my scrotum puckering in fear…..
    MCS as of this moment is spread over 2,045 pages. this thread is at 1,668 comments and climbing…. I say we can pass that page count and keep ahead. ALL THE WAY TO 9,000!!!

    SumoSnipe

    SumoSnipe: Hrrm. speaking of missing, I can guess where Dublin0 is, but what happened to the good Dr. Devine? Did Phyreblade assassinate him and take his not so little black book?

    nyoki

    SumoSnipe: I think 2045ish is very do-able temporary goal. It’ll take a bit of time though.

    MonkeyHitman

    SumoSnipe: only teh awesome moldy bible knows.
    nyokki: 2048 is better 2048mb = 2gb of RAW OWNAGE.. hmm

    SumoSnipe

    nyokki: TIIiiiii aye aye imeee is on my side………….

    Phyreblade

    SumoSnipe: Actually I had a few of my associates steal Dr. Devines black book and leave a trail that led deep into the Hmalayas… He prolly won’t be back for a while…

    P.S. Wat? You’re scared of a little old piece of razor sharp steel near your scrotum? Wuss. Steel is your friend. Well it’s my friend at least. We go way back. In fact, there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

    nyokki: 2045? Easy… a couple of months… give or take… If we apply ourselves… 🙂

    MonkeyHitman
    nyoki

    I found a shaved pussy to be ridiculously uncomfortable and itchy. I don’t have the patience to keep up w/it and just plain didn’t like it. Hubby could have cared less.

    MonkeyHitman

    nyokki: as long as it’s not a amazon jungle then it’s A-Okay. not saying yours is lol.

    dieAntagonista

    LukeV1-5: Stop making fun of me. Just do what I say for once.

    nyokki:

    I know. That’s why wax is better. Yes it hurts incredibly. There is this woman whose blog I read, after an accidental Brazilian bikini waxing, she said that it felt like they ripped away a part of her soul.
    But look, if you do it four times or so, the hair won’t grow like it did before. I swear. Ok there won’t be much left of your soul, but holy shit it feels awesome.
    I just can’t handle any hair between my legs. I don’t even care if I look like a pre-pubescent girl. STUFF HAS GOT TO BE SMOOTH. And when I have some ballet lessons every now and then, hair anywhere but on my head is really the last thing I need.

    Also, I think you’d really like her blog. I don’t know why I like it so much, there’s literally nothing we have in common, apart from intimidating mothers.
    Here’s an excerpt:

    “I just got off the phone with my mother. Despite her devil-may-care attitude about traffic lights, and her love of Chardonnay on the rocks, she’s pretty conservative. One time when I was 14-years-old, I described a pair of shoes in a store window as “Cool as hell,” and she turned sharply to me and said, “Watch your mouth. I’m your mother, not your friend.””

    She is one of the writers on this site called Jezebel.

    Link: www.onedatatime.com/dick_liker/

    MonkeyHitman

    dieAntagonista: holy modly bible that blog is pure of awesome!

    dieAntagonista

    Immanuel: You’re welcome.

    I love especially Pot Psychology. You can find the videos here: www.vimeo.com/user694489

    They’re two people, high, answering sexual questions that people have sent them per e-mail. It’s for said site, Jezebel.

    Phyreblade

    Immanuel:
    nyokki:
    Shaving. Ur doin it rong. You’re supposed to be using one o them newfangled mini lawn care companies… You know, the ones with the little genetically engineered people the size of ants, they come in those little trucks with riding mowers, and cut it just right for you… Face, back, legs, bush, it’s all good. Know lots of folks who use them. They’re experts you see…

    nyoki

    dieAntagonista: I think there’s just gonna be a generational divide here on what’s sexy – shaved or au naturale. There’s a reason they call it muff diving. 🙂

    SumoSnipe

    nyokki: Of which I have my masters certification card…it’s around here somewhere..Phyreblade: Two words. Lorena fucking Bobbit. Yeah he deserved it, but did “Bondage Fairies” have to go and turn it into a sound effect?

    SumoSnipe

    1683/2049….left turn ahead 2500rpm/3rd……

    nyoki

    SumoSnipe: Sound effect? Show me show me show me!

    Leonardo Da Nietzsche

    LOOK it’s simple! Anyone whose ever posted on this blasphemous thread is going to hell forever!!

    Leonardo Da Nietzsche

    shiiit.

    Leonardo Da Nietzsche

    OH double shit!

    Leonardo Da Nietzsche

    Oh fuck why do I keep posting?! This is triple shit! Or is it four?

    MonkeyHitman

    Leonardo Da Nietzsche: as i see your new on this thread. you already hit rock bottom. btw hell don’t exist.

    MonkeyHitman

    spamin shall get you no respect. in this thread. if you spam you shall not be entered the league of extraordinary men & women when we make 9000. so make your choice.

    SumoSnipe

    nyokki: will have to work on that one. gots to dig the book out…..whoa. someone named their band after that manga???

    SumoSnipe

    well I’m up to 57 seconds loading this page……
    Leonardo Da Nietzsche: Wait what? You mean we are not in hell already? Stale beer, no sex, everything breaking on me, the only thing working is this fucking window unto everything I can’t have/don’t got and you say we are NOT in hell yet?

    Phyreblade

    SumoSnipe: Sound effect wat?
    Leonardo Da Nietzsche: Your ring has already been reserved. It’s in the nosebleed btw…

    SumoSnipe: 35 secs… Betcha Nyokki beats that too… Dagnabbit…

    Phyreblade

    Phyreblade: OH wait, wait, wait! 27 sec Refresh!! HAH!

    Phyreblade

    SumoSnipe: LOL ok summats going on I just had a 15sec refresh…

    SumoSnipe

    Phyreblade: Nah, still in the upper 50s for me. Could be because my rig is older than casemods underwear.
    The sound effect for an unfortunate character getting his penis lopped off was “BOBBIT”

    natedog

    triple posts suck

    natedog

    but i must have

    natedog

    the 1700 get

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