REVEILLE REVEILLE. ALL HANDS HEAVE UP, TRACE UP! NOW REVEILLE! lets go gogogogogogogo! P O D: 1550 by midnight! GET WITH IT!
So. Who else was Navy?

oh well. I guess I’ll get more rum.

@...nyokki: No, but I’m out of sake, so cheap rum it is.

Not any more…..IT”S IN MAH BELLEH!

Malibu coconut or Captn Morgan parrot bay+ Big Red soda= Bubblegum Hammer.
Midori+Morgan silver+Surge soda= Screaming Broccoli
10lbs apples+3lbs honey+(fairly clean 2×4)+ a little time…gives good buzz!

@...nyokki: My favorite Playboy article is from the late 60s is on how to make your own wine without all the fancy stuff:”First, you find yourself a fairly clean 2 by 4…” I want to try making prickly pear next year.

@...nyokki: I don’t know, the horseapple wine didn’t turn out too well.

@...Phyreblade: Ah HA! well then. Monkey accuses me of only showing up when sex is mentioned, we talk booze and here you are…..

@...Phyreblade: the Roses really liked the horseapples…but ya brewing while intoxicated is not recommended. Ok. but really when talking about meat, all conversation is trumped by one word: BACON.
uuuuhmmmmm. you guys know what horseapples are, right?

@...ColombianMonkey: Ok thats a new meaning for pounding pussy….

@...Phyreblade: Automatic ? What calibre? Is that what led to holes in your cave?

well, just took inventory of my ammo…I need to hit the range. I just found two .50 cal ammo bins that I thought had cleaning gear and tools in them. Nope. Full of .22lr. Trying to remember where and when I picked up 20 bricks of 500 rounds at 4.99 a brick. Add that to my ready bag that houses my .22 rifle and 2000 rounds.
Ahhh. The Ritual of the Boomstick. don’t practice that one often enough. Got all these empty freon cans, they are a little bit bigger than head sized… will have to experiment and see just how far out .22lr will penetrate to. Because if it will go through the 18ga steel sidewall of a pressure vessel, it will go through a zombie skull, and I can tell the wookie_x to stuff it about carrying such a small rifle.

@...nyokki: Why is it that beauty rituals involve pain? I let an ex tweeze my eyeeyebrow….Nearly broke the couch.

@...nyokki: Perhaps you went too deep and severed the nerves. Has to be cause you don’t fall into my Mom’s “No Sense, No Feeling” category.

Ok. so far in the tests. Going to need a better shooter for long range tests.the cans danced wonderfully in the first round, even the .44 and .357 did not penetrate, so had to spike the targets to the ground. Also found that if I did not hit a 1.5″ wide strip that was square on to me, the curve of the can would shrug off the hit. Even for the bigger bores. No wonder the SCA used these things for helmets in the early days.
Results so far:
.22lr out of a Magtech semi auto with a 20″ barrel. through and through out to 40yards, single wall penetration with a lot of internal ricochet at 50,60 and 75 yards.
20ga solid slug using a Rremington 11-48: ripped big holes out to 30 yards, but unable to hit sweet spot beyond that. Big dents, but no penetration. Shooter fail.
.44 1858 New Army cap and ball: 20 yards split the weld at middle of can.(nice shot wookie!)
.357mag revolver 6″ barrel: creased the hell out of the can, but unable to hit sweet spot past 15 yards. Again shooter fail.

Mmmmmmm crowbars. Very hand those.
@...Phyreblade: that was the remington hollowpoints. The arguement with the wookie was that it would not penetrate a skull at range. Closest I can claim to a zombie head with a .22 was dropping a turkey with a body shot at 90yards.

@...nobody knows: with bacon. nuff said.

@...natedog: Damn you oh Wise and Great Leader. I just got done calling you out for not posting here….I am humbled.

cOME ON PEOPLE. DO NOT LET me GET THE LAST WORD. My ego will swell to biblical proportions, and we all know how that ends.

Then onward. crush our enemies! See them driven before us! And revel in the lamentations of lesser posts!

Rule 112: any plan where you lose you hat is a bad plan.