Come on you forums suckers…. you all forgot about this ??!??! sumosnipe *walks up to you and give you a HARD BACK HAND BITCH SLAP* how dare you let’s brawl bitch.
muh grammer. i hate languages, all that grammer where, when, how bs is too much. that why sometimes i rather talk it out instead of typing it. + i had a bunch of crappy teachers that fucked me up with spelling and shit. hmm..wait my mind also.. my mind …my mind.. make this www.astrolog.org/labyrnth/maze/fractal.gif like nothing. so i think your both correctomundo.
so i Tl;DRd pretty much the whole part where i stopped trying till now. and im curious. (sorry if you guys already talked about this) whats your theories on the world ending in 2012? do you beleive it? dont? what do you think it will be? do you think is preventable/survivable? does this change your views on life?
@...TrikYodz:
No.
Doesn’t matter, it ain’t gonna happen.
Yes.
No, other than the fact that it proves that people will believe anything bad, no matter how ridiculous.
@...TrikYodz:
Well, the Mayans were a very smart people. They were a people steeped in mysticism, yet they somehow managed to learn things that would have been extremely difficult to understand by observation alone, even by todays technological standards. So it is hard to separate the fairy tale from the facts with them.
But I don’t think they really believed the world would actually end, but rather that some globally life changing event would occur. At least one thing is clear. They believed some celestial event would occur on Dec 22, 2012 that would change everything.
The rest is, imho, all idle speculation. There simply not enough hard data to form any valid hypotheses regarding what might actually happen, whether it is preventable/survivable, etc. so it does little to change my views on life.
I think we may have more to fear from the select few extreme psycho nutcases who do actually believe the world will end in 2012, than from any possible event itself…
I am back boys and girls! To teach you about the silly Mayans.
The Mayans were, contrary to popular belief, very stupid people. I should know, my name is Maya.
We could discuss why their teachings were relevant or not, all day and then some.
But look at it like this, the Mayans, a group of people who didn’t know when their own downfall would be, yet they’re supposed to know when the entire world is going to end?
Yeah right, and I’m Lady D, still alive, into bondage and I create abstract art with unused tampons every Saturday because of traumatic happenings in the past.
(you all know what I’m talking about)
SumoSnipe (#4452)
15 years ago
Just because someone misplaced the stone with the instruction “When calender reaches end, turn over and start at beginning” every body freaks. But. If people are dead set on going Mad Max in 2012, then I’m set with a ranch and compound out in the hinterlands. And a lot of you here are on the menu- er guest list.
@...dieAntagonista: Come on Die, be fair. The Mayans weren’t stupid. Their teachings were mired in superstitious muck, but they somehow managed, among other things, to develop a set of calendars that are in many ways more accurate than the one we use today.
Saying they are dumb because they didn’t know when their own civilization would fall, is like calling a cancer researcher a charlatan for having cancer.
And the fact that I don’t know when I’m gonna die doesn’t mean it will be impossible for me to predict when someone else will…
However I think blowing up masses of zombies with home made BFG 9000s would be hella fun…
@...SumoSnipe: I kinda like the idea of going Mad Max… Just so long as I’m Mad Max… 😉
Haha I know. I was just kidding for the most part.
Well you see, the problem with your comparison is that while both those scenarios seem similar, it really isn’t the same.
Let’s assume the Mayans were able to foretell the future. Doesn’t it strike you as strange that people with powers like that knew when our entire existence is going to end, but not when their own end is going to be?
That’s something entirely different than if you recognise when someone is going to die. You would make that assumption based on real things you have observed.
Now let’s assume there were factual reasons that made them believe they knew when the end of the world is going to be. Again, same thing. Hyper intelligent people can recognise something like that, but don’t pay enough attention to the occurrences in their own time? C’mon.
YES! ZOMBIEOCALYPSE!
Alright, who wants to kick some ass?
And HOARDS?
HOARDS OF ZOMBIES?!
I just came.
HOARDS OF MAYANS TOO!
I just came again. This is starting to get a little out of hand….
MAD MAX!
Alright, sticky mess everywhere.
So yeah.
I don’t think the ‘end of the world’ is necessarily a literal nor a catastrophic thing. There is no reason to think it’s going to be a biblically apocalyptic event where the earth reverts to a tantrum of primordial chaos.
The Mayans were able to chart the stars pretty well, and extrapolate their graphs to predict astrological events. This was relatively easy because their priest kings lived a pampered life of luxury with nothing better to do, while they kept their servants ignorant and poor. Their leaders were gazing at the stars and their dominion fell easy prey to spaniards who were gazing at them. They couldn’t see the future any different than we can. Our scientists can predict major astrological events that are going to happen. But there is no way we can tell what chaos might befall us tomorrow. Astrology and poetic descriptions of it, is not the same as seeing the future in a magical literal sense. You can’t call a whole people stupid, just because their leaders fiddled while the cities burned…
The End of the World, from the Bible’s perspective, can be easily argued as a metaphor for a simple changing of the Aeon. (especially when considering the old greek versions that haven’t been politically censored and revised) End of the Age of Pisces, Start of the Age of Aquarius. [[A vast amount of the Jesus’ words, especially at the last supper IIRC, was astrological metaphor, in my opinion]]
But regardless of that hogwash, I think most cultures who are steeped in mysticism, are also just as steeped in metaphor. Really colorful poetic wording about something that may only be “major” from a big picture, celestial perspective, but to us might be no different than just a barely perceptible shift in global consciousness, which has been slowly happening and will continue to happen, but will reach an identifiable point of change, that could mark a new phase in our species’ childhood. Maybe we’ll start eating our veggies and not bicker with our siblings so much. Maybe we’ll stop playing with duplo and start playing with lego.
But who knows, maybe my wishes will come true and we’ll all awaken on that day to the rising sound of distant thunder that just keeps building into a deafening cacophony of country sized hurricanes, city swallowing earthquakes and flooding rains to wash away the scum from earth. Maybe slumbering colossal dragons of elemental fury will awaken and cleanse the world in fire, so from the ashes new life can grow and start the game all over again. Meanwhile, I’ll keep wishing whilst I enjoy my hedonist life, and I’ll keep sacrificing christian children to my dark Goddesses.
Let’s assume the Mayans were able to foretell the future.
Nooooo… I can assume no such thing. Imho, the Mayans were at best, unusually good mathematicians, astrologers and statisticians. They were good at predicting the *likelihood* of specific things happening, based on past events. To an ancient Mayan, this might have seemed like the same thing, (witchcraft) but there is a very big difference between this and actually predicting any random event in the future.
That is why I made the comparison between the Mayans ability to tell the future, and how a doctor might tell a cancer patient they have 6 months to live. They aren’t right all the time, and it still won’t save them if they are ever diagnosed with cancer themselves…
@...sylvanish: I tend to agree on that interpretation of the date. In fact if memory serves, the Mayans had a date of similar significance in one of their shorter calendars, for which it is said the world was supposed to end, unless the Gods intervened. Needless to say, the Gods kept granting the universe a new lease on life… Given that past experience, If I were a mayan, I’d say it’s a fair bet that the Gods will spare us in 2012 as well 😀
P.S. RE Zombies vs Giants, I think the Giants may be a just a little bit harder to fight… I’m just sayin’…
SumoSnipe (#4452)
15 years ago
@...Phyreblade: Actually, its a lot different when fighting one big opponent instead of a group of smaller foes. you use different moves, different tactics….ah hell I’m mangling the quote. But hammer to the toes, crack the opposite kneecap, then bust out the spoon when the giant is off its feet.
And hey if a pintsize kid with a rock and a loop of leather can take a giant down, how long they gonna last against you and a .44 magnum?
@...SumoSnipe: LOL Fezzik FTW! It depends on the actual size of the giant in question, but I think you may need an oar instead of the spoon…
SumoSnipe (#4452)
15 years ago
Oh thanks to the teachings of the Blue Rajah, It doesn’t matter the size of spoon or foe. When I bring down an opponent, the question will be: metal? or am I mad enough at them to use the wooden gravy spoon?
@...SumoSnipe: I dunno, when those giants are wielding heavy weapons usually mounted on a vehicle as casually as we might wield a smg, and armor themselves in the skins of dead tanks, it’d be a whole nuther story. But I’d much rather fight an army of huge tough opponents, than an endless swarm of gross diseasey rotting friends and family members.
Beggars can’t be choosers tho, I’ll take whatever apocalypse may come, except a boring old viral plague or nuclear winter.
Zombies, Robots, Raptors, Giants, Dragons, Aliens, Cthulhu, whatever… bring it on. I’m ready.
SumoSnipe (#4452)
15 years ago
Chaos and darkness before me.
All that I love behind me.
Shield and Steel at hand, Brethren at arms beside me.
I will not falter. We must not fail.
Thank you nyokki for reminding me:
“LO, there do I see My Father…..”
We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?
@...SumoSnipe: I know the quote I want but my memory has proven to be less than perfect (actually it’s pretty fucking sad), so I double check. Have you seen what happens to posters that don’t get it 100% right, especially from such a famous quotable movie? A fate worse than death!
@...SumoSnipe:
Actually, you would be correct. Though in my version of things, Mad Max *is* the gyro captain. Except the Gyro is powered by a supercharged 351 Cleveland from the Ford XB Falcon, is heavily armored, and equipped with dual pod mounted ak74s. All in black, of course.
@...nyokki:
Dagnabbit Nyokki, that was the wrong definition… Gretchening Forth = Joining the mile high club with a hot female Swedish flight attendant in an airplane bathroom going across the Atlantic…
What are you intentionally trying to ruin Dick Devines game?
Yeeeah I agree for the most part. But you know what most people think of astrologers…
I mean don’t get me wrong, there’s some truth to those things as well, but honestly?
I don’t see how anyone could believe that the people then knew more about what is going to happen in 3 years than we do today.
Or let’s look at it like this, would you believe any group of people today, if they said they knew that the world is going to end in 500 years?
Of course not. And I know what you’re going to say now, so let me do it for you: Let’s say they would claim they knew that there is going to be a specific event in 500 years. Would you believe that? Even less likely!
Come on. I’m the only theist around as of now, and even I doubt that any of this could be true.
@...nyokki: LOL O I C… In other words Dick Devine killed his own game… I stand corrected. My apologies. 🙂
@...dieAntagonista:
Here’s my perspective. Modern knowledge does not always provide good answers to old questions.
If you study the construction of the pyramids of egypt, you will notice some interesting things about their construction. Their orientation is very specific. Magnetic Pole aligned, which if memory serves, results in some rather interesting properties. And the blocks used to make the pyramids were cut to such a high degree of accuracy that you would have been unable to fit a razor blade between any two blocks.
There is no evidence of any of the traditional tooling marks that would have to have been used to shape those blocks. To this day we aren’t exactly sure what tools they used and how they got so precise in their engineering, nor why they chose that specific alignment.
The Mayans exhibited a similar, highly advanced, level of astrological and meteorological expertise as well, with the same apparent lack of the technologies they should have needed to come to the same observations that we have.
I’m not saying the world is gonna end (far from it), but there were many ancient cultures who knew things they really shouldn’t have, including things we still do not fully understand today, so I’ve learned not to be so quick to dismiss them just because it’s “old magic”… 😀
I have no trouble thinking the ancients built things we’d have trouble doing today. Oral tradition allowed people to memorize books (as in plural). I wouldn’t even try to memorize one and Justice Roberts couldn’t memorize 35 words. Think of the ancients doing things the way a computer would. Brute force and exacting standards and (sometimes) millennia of work. Is there a reason why they wouldn’t have sanded out (or something similar) the tool marks? The pyramids were more important than the Pharaohs themselves. They prolly wouldn’t allow anything less than perfection. Pretty much the same thing goes for all the ancient peoples that accomplished the seemingly impossible. I think we have a very skewed perception of ancient ability/technology -v- modern ability/technology and I think it comes from an even more extremely skewed perception of evolution. Progress of humanity is not what most think it is.
@...nyokki: Your question about the sanding out imperfections in the rocks used is one of the more interesting ones. They absolutely could have sanded out the tool marks, the problem is that it’s hard to see how it could have been done with the traditional tools they had.
The only metals we know that the ancient Egyptian pyramid builders had access to at the time was copper. Copper would have been fine for hewing/cutting soft stone, like sandstone, but would have not been adequate, by itself, for cutting the harder rocks, like granite.
To get roughly square granite blocks, they would have needed to use a copper saw with an embedded abrasive to literally cut the rock into a block. There is evidence of this on some of the unpolished rocks. But the confounding part of it is that the tooling marks on the unpolished surfaces indicate much straighter lines, and a cutting speed much faster than one could achieve with a quartz impregnated copper hand saw or similar.
The second point of uncertainty is that in order to have the “straight as a razor” flat mating surfaces, you are right, the granite blocks would have to be “block sanded”. Every surface of each block would have to remain true, at 90deg to each other, and flat along the entire surface.
They could certainly have used quartz powder and copper tools again, but to maintain a perfectly flat surface along the entire block, sanding by hand, without cutting dips or rises into the surfaces, all while avoiding over sanding any given side so that the overall dimensions of the block do not change enough to render it a poor fit…? Not easy to do unless you have massive machining equipment at your disposal.
Just one of the many intriguing feats they pulled off with ridiculously primitive tools over eons of construction. We really put too much faith in the “science” we think we know…
@...Phyreblade: Or hundreds of thousands, actually prolly millions, of workers over several lifetimes, doing nothing but their one job. There were cities of artisans and millions of slaves or indentured labor surrounding the pyramids. These people were willing to allow things to take an extremely long time to complete. It’s amazing what ridiculous amounts of manpower w/ limited technology can accomplish.
@...nyokki: Agreed. Given enough man power and time, you can accomplish a lot… What gets me though, is that there are some things that simply cannot be solved simply by throwing more time and manpower at them. They needed certain kinds of knowledge, in addition to the manpower, in order to make them work. That’s what makes these feats so interesting to me…
@...SumoSnipe:
21 seconds… This is getting interesting…
Oh and, if you think about it, the ancients would have thought differently than us in terms of how to accomplish these things. We think in terms of our technology, they thought in terms of secret specific knowledge, limited technology (but not thought as that by them). Every thing they did would have been considered in those terms. For the longest time we thought that cavemen were shaping their rock-knives by shaving pieces off. We thought that because it is what we would do. It turns out however to be the opposite. The were using the shavings as tools, not the larger rock.
I got a question about the Mayan “end of the world” …all I have ever heard about such, is hearsay and speculation, but I have never seen or heard anything close to a real quoted translation that could actually be pondered. I want to know EXACTLY what it is that the calender says and how it is said.
Because I am certain it does not say, in English words “in 2012 the world is going to end” or anything quite like that. And it is also a fact that “back in the day” the people who translated a lot of ancient books and scriptures and stuff from old and forgotten languages, have more than once replaced the word “Aeon” with “world”
The end of an age is much different than the end of the world. We know that the Age of Pisces is ending and Aquarius is beginning. Our astronomers can confirm that, the stars don’t lie. We know the approximate time when the Age of Aquarius will end too. For the Mayan priests to have a better mastery of the movements of the stars and planets is no bigger a “miracle” than the Pyramids as mentioned, and numerous other ‘ancient wonders’.
From a ‘celestial’, long term perspective the end of an age could be a pretty big deal. To joe common, not so much. The end of a day is more significant.
Where did the idea come from that such required some apocalyptic cataclysm to happen? The Christian explorers who first translated the calender, who were steeped in Revelations?
Does anyone know where I could see for myself, without the grapevine in between, what this calender looks like, and what the “footnotes” look like?
I just get the very strong impression that the whole debate about the Mayan “end of the world” is based on a misunderstanding of terms / translation error, combined with a lot of escapist speculation.
And about those “stupid” old empires and societies that fell, any of them… how many THOUSANDS of years did they exist for before they collapsed and reformed as something else? How long has -our- “great” empire existed for? a few hundred years? I think we are too young to start calling our parents stupid for getting old and dying.
SumoSnipe (#4452)
15 years ago
@...dieAntagonista: Well, my little nightmare conversation at nasa:
” We have taken the data of the the last 15 years on that rock, checked it three times, ran it past the other world space agencies And Stephan Hawking, and it is confirmed. that rock will hit the moon in 500 years.”
I’d believe them.
SumoSnipe (#4452)
15 years ago
@...sylvanish: Hey, sidetrack: Hows the experiment with the mushrooms and the other holy books going?
@...SumoSnipe: With my second attempt, they grew pretty dang well actually. I harvested and dried three full batches from each book (about an ounce per batch) (a Bible, Koran, Torah, and also a book that is both the Bhagavad Gita and the Samhita, and then also a dictionary) plus another control batch of the same spores grown from a normal substrate. I’ve got them all in separate labeled bags, and I’ve got the experiment planned to take place while I’m in the Caribbean with myself and 6 other volunteers. I’m got a small battery of test sessions planned. I feel very goodly scientific about it
@...nyokki: 22 seconds? HA! BEAT YA BY 1 SECOND… YES!! Aktualy, I had 2 get mah intertubes unclogged… Hairball… 😀
But yeah, it does make sense that the technical knowledge to build a pyramid would have been religious in nature. The entire purpose of the pyramids was based on religious beliefs. And I agree they would have thought about things a lot differently. The point you were making about progress not being what we think it is is true on so many levels.
I was just thinking about how Nikola Tesla’s theory on using the earth as an energy storage/transmission medium could have changed the way the world operates drastically, how we think about technology, how we carry energy, our dependence on wires, etc. Technological progress is not a linear process. There are so many branches, so many different ways of thinking, and we often forget that the way we think about things is not the only way.
@...sylvanish:
I’ll post some links that may help, but the problem is that, just like anything else, even the interpretation is subject to interpretation.
But the main reason why I don’t believe that this 2012 thing will be on any real significance, is that, in one of thier shorter calendars, there is a similar 52 year (if memory serves, I’ll see if i can find a link describing it) cycle, which was supposed to also mark the end of times.
However an important point to note was that it appeared that the Mayans believed that the world was not automatically going to end at the end of that cycle, but rather it was a time for the gods to decide whether or not to grant the world another 52 years. Since we are still here, (and they existed for a heckuvalot longer than 52 years), it’s a fair bet they were always granted those next 52 years, and the simply started the cycle again. 🙂
But I believe the long count calendar should have been interpreted the same way, but because the cycle of long count calendar would have been considered of greater importance than that of the short count, they would have used more globally terminal metaphors to describe it.
@...sylvanish: Sounds like a good plan. And I think you have a worlds first there: A Monkey actually volunteering to be a test subject. While it is not my bag, baby, Do keep us informed, please.
@...sylvanish: ff you have cable/satellite, the History/Discovery channels have been doing shows on 2012 Mayan end-of-the-world. I can’t remember offhand what the names were, sorry. If you did a google/video search you could prolly get some info. It’s generally not too difficult to tell the more serious articles. This wiki article gives an overview and reference material.
Ahh, thank you kindly good sir and good lady, this will keep me occupied for the next 24 hours at least
@...ColombianMonkey: starting in Belize, but we’ll be wandering as far south as Costa Rica. Interestingly enough, i intend to go gawk in drooly wonder at Mayan ruins throughout the area. I will also be going to Jamaica I think.
@...ColombianMonkey: 7 seconds?!? You’re using portals aren’t you… ? I’m tellin’ ya, that’s not safe man… Those things you are seeing? It ain’t the bacon…
@sylvanish: Good for you. Because you should stay in school. If you don’t, you’ll become a prostitute. Trust me, I’m a doctor.
SumoSnipe (#4452)
15 years ago
What the Hells? 41 seconds. Yes back to school. To learn from the broken husks of humans who have had their souls crushed by reality and frittered away their dreams. Who now jealously seek to pound their sad greyness into the bright and eager minds entrusted to them.
Laughter. The best weapon.
I dunno if anything will become of it, but it’s something to do for a couple years. But I will likely change my mind by the time I return from my trip. Like the wind my mind is. Also becoming a mommy will certainly do away with such self-indulgent pursuits.
But I’m leaving tomorrow! No more miserable gray Canadian feblehrary! I’ma get my sunburn on! Surf, scuba, and sippin colorful drinks on the beach! YEAH!
wait, that word already existed? DAMMIT!
@...SumoSnipe: Yeah, I was disappointed too.
bawls
Come on you forums suckers…. you all forgot about this ??!??! sumosnipe *walks up to you and give you a HARD BACK HAND BITCH SLAP* how dare you let’s brawl bitch.
@...ColombianMonkey: I don’t know which confuses me more, your mind or your grammar. 😛
muh grammer. i hate languages, all that grammer where, when, how bs is too much. that why sometimes i rather talk it out instead of typing it. + i had a bunch of crappy teachers that fucked me up with spelling and shit. hmm..wait my mind also.. my mind …my mind.. make this www.astrolog.org/labyrnth/maze/fractal.gif like nothing. so i think your both correctomundo.
@...ColombianMonkey: Definitely both, lol.
@...ColombianMonkey: Hey, don’t make me break out the trout…
@...Phyreblade: Ok, that made even less sense than Monkey’s post.
@...nyokki: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s 😀
Oh the dreaded salmon swat. I had tried to forget that one…..
@...Phyreblade: I was sooooo hoping that’s what you meant, one of my favorite skits.
Must meet up with my Norse cousins at here:
I should’ve been a barber…or maybe a lumberjack.
CALLING ALL FUNDIMENTALISTS! You gotta go see this and make snarky threats!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgFjLB4VYSU&feature=related
@...nyokki: you wanna be a Viking!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2oCJ5IkpA&feature=related
@...SumoSnipe: LOL SPAM! The breakfast of Vikings!!
@...nyokki: *sigh* I could have been a lumberjack… Swinging from tree to tree… Just couldn’t ever figure out the womens clothing bit… 😀
@...SumoSnipe:
Squrrel Revivals FTW!!!
I see you, my brothers and sisters.
@...nyokki: sweet… I LOVE that movie… Heinously underrated but soo full of awesome and WIN… 😀
so i Tl;DRd pretty much the whole part where i stopped trying till now. and im curious. (sorry if you guys already talked about this) whats your theories on the world ending in 2012? do you beleive it? dont? what do you think it will be? do you think is preventable/survivable? does this change your views on life?
@...TrikYodz:
No.
Doesn’t matter, it ain’t gonna happen.
Yes.
No, other than the fact that it proves that people will believe anything bad, no matter how ridiculous.
@...TrikYodz:
Well, the Mayans were a very smart people. They were a people steeped in mysticism, yet they somehow managed to learn things that would have been extremely difficult to understand by observation alone, even by todays technological standards. So it is hard to separate the fairy tale from the facts with them.
But I don’t think they really believed the world would actually end, but rather that some globally life changing event would occur. At least one thing is clear. They believed some celestial event would occur on Dec 22, 2012 that would change everything.
The rest is, imho, all idle speculation. There simply not enough hard data to form any valid hypotheses regarding what might actually happen, whether it is preventable/survivable, etc. so it does little to change my views on life.
I think we may have more to fear from the select few extreme psycho nutcases who do actually believe the world will end in 2012, than from any possible event itself…
I am back boys and girls! To teach you about the silly Mayans.
The Mayans were, contrary to popular belief, very stupid people. I should know, my name is Maya.
We could discuss why their teachings were relevant or not, all day and then some.
But look at it like this, the Mayans, a group of people who didn’t know when their own downfall would be, yet they’re supposed to know when the entire world is going to end?
Yeah right, and I’m Lady D, still alive, into bondage and I create abstract art with unused tampons every Saturday because of traumatic happenings in the past.
(you all know what I’m talking about)
Just because someone misplaced the stone with the instruction “When calender reaches end, turn over and start at beginning” every body freaks. But. If people are dead set on going Mad Max in 2012, then I’m set with a ranch and compound out in the hinterlands. And a lot of you here are on the menu- er guest list.
OMG WTF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
I’d like to see that. No seriously. I mean yeah, if the world ended and people died and all that, sure that would suck.
BUT THINK OF THE BIG GUNS YOU GET TO USE AGAINST THE WALKING HOARDS OF DEATH.
It’s going to be amazing.
walking hordes of death, unemployed c e o s, mall rats, self centered overpaid actors….plenty of big bore hot lead injections available for all.
@...dieAntagonista: Come on Die, be fair. The Mayans weren’t stupid. Their teachings were mired in superstitious muck, but they somehow managed, among other things, to develop a set of calendars that are in many ways more accurate than the one we use today.
Saying they are dumb because they didn’t know when their own civilization would fall, is like calling a cancer researcher a charlatan for having cancer.
And the fact that I don’t know when I’m gonna die doesn’t mean it will be impossible for me to predict when someone else will…
However I think blowing up masses of zombies with home made BFG 9000s would be hella fun…
@...SumoSnipe: I kinda like the idea of going Mad Max… Just so long as I’m Mad Max… 😉
@...Phyreblade:
Haha I know. I was just kidding for the most part.
Well you see, the problem with your comparison is that while both those scenarios seem similar, it really isn’t the same.
Let’s assume the Mayans were able to foretell the future. Doesn’t it strike you as strange that people with powers like that knew when our entire existence is going to end, but not when their own end is going to be?
That’s something entirely different than if you recognise when someone is going to die. You would make that assumption based on real things you have observed.
Now let’s assume there were factual reasons that made them believe they knew when the end of the world is going to be. Again, same thing. Hyper intelligent people can recognise something like that, but don’t pay enough attention to the occurrences in their own time? C’mon.
@...SumoSnipe:
WHY YES. And I can’t believe I wrote hoards. It doesn’t even give me a red line, it totally pretends it’s correct. Firefox you asshole.
YES! ZOMBIEOCALYPSE!
Alright, who wants to kick some ass?
And HOARDS?
HOARDS OF ZOMBIES?!
I just came.
HOARDS OF MAYANS TOO!
I just came again. This is starting to get a little out of hand….
MAD MAX!
Alright, sticky mess everywhere.
So yeah.
I don’t think the ‘end of the world’ is necessarily a literal nor a catastrophic thing. There is no reason to think it’s going to be a biblically apocalyptic event where the earth reverts to a tantrum of primordial chaos.
The Mayans were able to chart the stars pretty well, and extrapolate their graphs to predict astrological events. This was relatively easy because their priest kings lived a pampered life of luxury with nothing better to do, while they kept their servants ignorant and poor. Their leaders were gazing at the stars and their dominion fell easy prey to spaniards who were gazing at them. They couldn’t see the future any different than we can. Our scientists can predict major astrological events that are going to happen. But there is no way we can tell what chaos might befall us tomorrow. Astrology and poetic descriptions of it, is not the same as seeing the future in a magical literal sense. You can’t call a whole people stupid, just because their leaders fiddled while the cities burned…
The End of the World, from the Bible’s perspective, can be easily argued as a metaphor for a simple changing of the Aeon. (especially when considering the old greek versions that haven’t been politically censored and revised) End of the Age of Pisces, Start of the Age of Aquarius. [[A vast amount of the Jesus’ words, especially at the last supper IIRC, was astrological metaphor, in my opinion]]
But regardless of that hogwash, I think most cultures who are steeped in mysticism, are also just as steeped in metaphor. Really colorful poetic wording about something that may only be “major” from a big picture, celestial perspective, but to us might be no different than just a barely perceptible shift in global consciousness, which has been slowly happening and will continue to happen, but will reach an identifiable point of change, that could mark a new phase in our species’ childhood. Maybe we’ll start eating our veggies and not bicker with our siblings so much. Maybe we’ll stop playing with duplo and start playing with lego.
But who knows, maybe my wishes will come true and we’ll all awaken on that day to the rising sound of distant thunder that just keeps building into a deafening cacophony of country sized hurricanes, city swallowing earthquakes and flooding rains to wash away the scum from earth. Maybe slumbering colossal dragons of elemental fury will awaken and cleanse the world in fire, so from the ashes new life can grow and start the game all over again. Meanwhile, I’ll keep wishing whilst I enjoy my hedonist life, and I’ll keep sacrificing christian children to my dark Goddesses.
But what I’d really like to see is more of a Ragnarok… I want Giants to rise from the earth for us to fight. Giants are not so icky as zombies.
@...dieAntagonista:
Nooooo… I can assume no such thing. Imho, the Mayans were at best, unusually good mathematicians, astrologers and statisticians. They were good at predicting the *likelihood* of specific things happening, based on past events. To an ancient Mayan, this might have seemed like the same thing, (witchcraft) but there is a very big difference between this and actually predicting any random event in the future.
That is why I made the comparison between the Mayans ability to tell the future, and how a doctor might tell a cancer patient they have 6 months to live. They aren’t right all the time, and it still won’t save them if they are ever diagnosed with cancer themselves…
@...sylvanish: I tend to agree on that interpretation of the date. In fact if memory serves, the Mayans had a date of similar significance in one of their shorter calendars, for which it is said the world was supposed to end, unless the Gods intervened. Needless to say, the Gods kept granting the universe a new lease on life… Given that past experience, If I were a mayan, I’d say it’s a fair bet that the Gods will spare us in 2012 as well 😀
P.S. RE Zombies vs Giants, I think the Giants may be a just a little bit harder to fight… I’m just sayin’…
@...Phyreblade: Actually, its a lot different when fighting one big opponent instead of a group of smaller foes. you use different moves, different tactics….ah hell I’m mangling the quote. But hammer to the toes, crack the opposite kneecap, then bust out the spoon when the giant is off its feet.
And hey if a pintsize kid with a rock and a loop of leather can take a giant down, how long they gonna last against you and a .44 magnum?
@...SumoSnipe: LOL Fezzik FTW! It depends on the actual size of the giant in question, but I think you may need an oar instead of the spoon…
Oh thanks to the teachings of the Blue Rajah, It doesn’t matter the size of spoon or foe. When I bring down an opponent, the question will be: metal? or am I mad enough at them to use the wooden gravy spoon?
@...SumoSnipe: I dunno, when those giants are wielding heavy weapons usually mounted on a vehicle as casually as we might wield a smg, and armor themselves in the skins of dead tanks, it’d be a whole nuther story. But I’d much rather fight an army of huge tough opponents, than an endless swarm of gross diseasey rotting friends and family members.
Beggars can’t be choosers tho, I’ll take whatever apocalypse may come, except a boring old viral plague or nuclear winter.
Zombies, Robots, Raptors, Giants, Dragons, Aliens, Cthulhu, whatever… bring it on. I’m ready.
Chaos and darkness before me.
All that I love behind me.
Shield and Steel at hand, Brethren at arms beside me.
I will not falter. We must not fail.
Thank you nyokki for reminding me:
“LO, there do I see My Father…..”
We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?
@...nyokki: I could kill you nao…?
@...Phyreblade: Be gentle with me.
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Yeah right. Bring it on sucka!
@...nyokki: was dat sum Princess Bride?
Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
@...sylvanish: Yeppers.
@...SumoSnipe: Haha, another great line.
That movie was full of them.
It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.
I just want you to feel you’re doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.
Also, I wonder if we had anything to do w/ IMDb Up 11% in popularity this week..
Err durr, that’s IMDb entry for Princess Bride
@...nyokki: You mean you don’t quip that movie from memory?????BOOOO HISSSSS
@...Phyreblade: You as Mad Max? Hmm I had you pegged more as the Gyro-captain.
My way? My way does not seem very sporting.
Wow. So:
I met a chick named Gretchen…
And made a crack about Gretchening Forth…
And I got slapped.
What does Gretchening forth mean again?
@...SumoSnipe: I know the quote I want but my memory has proven to be less than perfect (actually it’s pretty fucking sad), so I double check. Have you seen what happens to posters that don’t get it 100% right, especially from such a famous quotable movie? A fate worse than death!
@...Dr.Devine: “…give a reach around to a pre-op transexual hooker from Bolivia in an airplane bathroom going across the Atlantic.”
No wonder you gt slapped.
@...SumoSnipe:
Actually, you would be correct. Though in my version of things, Mad Max *is* the gyro captain. Except the Gyro is powered by a supercharged 351 Cleveland from the Ford XB Falcon, is heavily armored, and equipped with dual pod mounted ak74s. All in black, of course.
@...nyokki:
Dagnabbit Nyokki, that was the wrong definition… Gretchening Forth = Joining the mile high club with a hot female Swedish flight attendant in an airplane bathroom going across the Atlantic…
What are you intentionally trying to ruin Dick Devines game?
@...Phyreblade: I went w/ Dick Devine’s own definition. If you had asked I would have found yours and used that one. 😉
Oh, and see what happens when your quote is not liked…and I even quoted correctly. Imagine if I had misquoted. 😛
@...Phyreblade:
Yeeeah I agree for the most part. But you know what most people think of astrologers…
I mean don’t get me wrong, there’s some truth to those things as well, but honestly?
I don’t see how anyone could believe that the people then knew more about what is going to happen in 3 years than we do today.
Or let’s look at it like this, would you believe any group of people today, if they said they knew that the world is going to end in 500 years?
Of course not. And I know what you’re going to say now, so let me do it for you: Let’s say they would claim they knew that there is going to be a specific event in 500 years. Would you believe that? Even less likely!
Come on. I’m the only theist around as of now, and even I doubt that any of this could be true.
i could prove your statement wrong. tonight i looked up in moon and stars and said that in 2012 i will be in Austria.
@...nyokki: LOL O I C… In other words Dick Devine killed his own game… I stand corrected. My apologies. 🙂
@...dieAntagonista:
Here’s my perspective. Modern knowledge does not always provide good answers to old questions.
If you study the construction of the pyramids of egypt, you will notice some interesting things about their construction. Their orientation is very specific. Magnetic Pole aligned, which if memory serves, results in some rather interesting properties. And the blocks used to make the pyramids were cut to such a high degree of accuracy that you would have been unable to fit a razor blade between any two blocks.
There is no evidence of any of the traditional tooling marks that would have to have been used to shape those blocks. To this day we aren’t exactly sure what tools they used and how they got so precise in their engineering, nor why they chose that specific alignment.
The Mayans exhibited a similar, highly advanced, level of astrological and meteorological expertise as well, with the same apparent lack of the technologies they should have needed to come to the same observations that we have.
I’m not saying the world is gonna end (far from it), but there were many ancient cultures who knew things they really shouldn’t have, including things we still do not fully understand today, so I’ve learned not to be so quick to dismiss them just because it’s “old magic”… 😀
I have no trouble thinking the ancients built things we’d have trouble doing today. Oral tradition allowed people to memorize books (as in plural). I wouldn’t even try to memorize one and Justice Roberts couldn’t memorize 35 words. Think of the ancients doing things the way a computer would. Brute force and exacting standards and (sometimes) millennia of work. Is there a reason why they wouldn’t have sanded out (or something similar) the tool marks? The pyramids were more important than the Pharaohs themselves. They prolly wouldn’t allow anything less than perfection. Pretty much the same thing goes for all the ancient peoples that accomplished the seemingly impossible. I think we have a very skewed perception of ancient ability/technology -v- modern ability/technology and I think it comes from an even more extremely skewed perception of evolution. Progress of humanity is not what most think it is.
@...nyokki: Your question about the sanding out imperfections in the rocks used is one of the more interesting ones. They absolutely could have sanded out the tool marks, the problem is that it’s hard to see how it could have been done with the traditional tools they had.
The only metals we know that the ancient Egyptian pyramid builders had access to at the time was copper. Copper would have been fine for hewing/cutting soft stone, like sandstone, but would have not been adequate, by itself, for cutting the harder rocks, like granite.
To get roughly square granite blocks, they would have needed to use a copper saw with an embedded abrasive to literally cut the rock into a block. There is evidence of this on some of the unpolished rocks. But the confounding part of it is that the tooling marks on the unpolished surfaces indicate much straighter lines, and a cutting speed much faster than one could achieve with a quartz impregnated copper hand saw or similar.
The second point of uncertainty is that in order to have the “straight as a razor” flat mating surfaces, you are right, the granite blocks would have to be “block sanded”. Every surface of each block would have to remain true, at 90deg to each other, and flat along the entire surface.
They could certainly have used quartz powder and copper tools again, but to maintain a perfectly flat surface along the entire block, sanding by hand, without cutting dips or rises into the surfaces, all while avoiding over sanding any given side so that the overall dimensions of the block do not change enough to render it a poor fit…? Not easy to do unless you have massive machining equipment at your disposal.
Just one of the many intriguing feats they pulled off with ridiculously primitive tools over eons of construction. We really put too much faith in the “science” we think we know…
@...Phyreblade: Or hundreds of thousands, actually prolly millions, of workers over several lifetimes, doing nothing but their one job. There were cities of artisans and millions of slaves or indentured labor surrounding the pyramids. These people were willing to allow things to take an extremely long time to complete. It’s amazing what ridiculous amounts of manpower w/ limited technology can accomplish.
Oh and it wasn’t Ford that invented the assembly line.
@...nyokki: So just do what I do when I get called on a misquote.
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
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@...nyokki: Agreed. Given enough man power and time, you can accomplish a lot… What gets me though, is that there are some things that simply cannot be solved simply by throwing more time and manpower at them. They needed certain kinds of knowledge, in addition to the manpower, in order to make them work. That’s what makes these feats so interesting to me…
@...SumoSnipe:
21 seconds… This is getting interesting…
Cut the crap. Give me a drink.
@...Phyreblade: That knowledge would have been a religious secret. Only a very few would have known how to do it. Job safety.
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Oh and, if you think about it, the ancients would have thought differently than us in terms of how to accomplish these things. We think in terms of our technology, they thought in terms of secret specific knowledge, limited technology (but not thought as that by them). Every thing they did would have been considered in those terms. For the longest time we thought that cavemen were shaping their rock-knives by shaving pieces off. We thought that because it is what we would do. It turns out however to be the opposite. The were using the shavings as tools, not the larger rock.
I got a question about the Mayan “end of the world” …all I have ever heard about such, is hearsay and speculation, but I have never seen or heard anything close to a real quoted translation that could actually be pondered. I want to know EXACTLY what it is that the calender says and how it is said.
Because I am certain it does not say, in English words “in 2012 the world is going to end” or anything quite like that. And it is also a fact that “back in the day” the people who translated a lot of ancient books and scriptures and stuff from old and forgotten languages, have more than once replaced the word “Aeon” with “world”
The end of an age is much different than the end of the world. We know that the Age of Pisces is ending and Aquarius is beginning. Our astronomers can confirm that, the stars don’t lie. We know the approximate time when the Age of Aquarius will end too. For the Mayan priests to have a better mastery of the movements of the stars and planets is no bigger a “miracle” than the Pyramids as mentioned, and numerous other ‘ancient wonders’.
From a ‘celestial’, long term perspective the end of an age could be a pretty big deal. To joe common, not so much. The end of a day is more significant.
Where did the idea come from that such required some apocalyptic cataclysm to happen? The Christian explorers who first translated the calender, who were steeped in Revelations?
Does anyone know where I could see for myself, without the grapevine in between, what this calender looks like, and what the “footnotes” look like?
I just get the very strong impression that the whole debate about the Mayan “end of the world” is based on a misunderstanding of terms / translation error, combined with a lot of escapist speculation.
And about those “stupid” old empires and societies that fell, any of them… how many THOUSANDS of years did they exist for before they collapsed and reformed as something else? How long has -our- “great” empire existed for? a few hundred years? I think we are too young to start calling our parents stupid for getting old and dying.
@...dieAntagonista: Well, my little nightmare conversation at nasa:
” We have taken the data of the the last 15 years on that rock, checked it three times, ran it past the other world space agencies And Stephan Hawking, and it is confirmed. that rock will hit the moon in 500 years.”
I’d believe them.
@...sylvanish: Hey, sidetrack: Hows the experiment with the mushrooms and the other holy books going?
@...SumoSnipe: With my second attempt, they grew pretty dang well actually. I harvested and dried three full batches from each book (about an ounce per batch) (a Bible, Koran, Torah, and also a book that is both the Bhagavad Gita and the Samhita, and then also a dictionary) plus another control batch of the same spores grown from a normal substrate. I’ve got them all in separate labeled bags, and I’ve got the experiment planned to take place while I’m in the Caribbean with myself and 6 other volunteers. I’m got a small battery of test sessions planned. I feel very goodly scientific about it
@...sylvanish: where in the caribbean
@...nyokki: 22 seconds? HA! BEAT YA BY 1 SECOND… YES!! Aktualy, I had 2 get mah intertubes unclogged… Hairball… 😀
But yeah, it does make sense that the technical knowledge to build a pyramid would have been religious in nature. The entire purpose of the pyramids was based on religious beliefs. And I agree they would have thought about things a lot differently. The point you were making about progress not being what we think it is is true on so many levels.
I was just thinking about how Nikola Tesla’s theory on using the earth as an energy storage/transmission medium could have changed the way the world operates drastically, how we think about technology, how we carry energy, our dependence on wires, etc. Technological progress is not a linear process. There are so many branches, so many different ways of thinking, and we often forget that the way we think about things is not the only way.
@...sylvanish:
I’ll post some links that may help, but the problem is that, just like anything else, even the interpretation is subject to interpretation.
But the main reason why I don’t believe that this 2012 thing will be on any real significance, is that, in one of thier shorter calendars, there is a similar 52 year (if memory serves, I’ll see if i can find a link describing it) cycle, which was supposed to also mark the end of times.
However an important point to note was that it appeared that the Mayans believed that the world was not automatically going to end at the end of that cycle, but rather it was a time for the gods to decide whether or not to grant the world another 52 years. Since we are still here, (and they existed for a heckuvalot longer than 52 years), it’s a fair bet they were always granted those next 52 years, and the simply started the cycle again. 🙂
But I believe the long count calendar should have been interpreted the same way, but because the cycle of long count calendar would have been considered of greater importance than that of the short count, they would have used more globally terminal metaphors to describe it.
But anyone can do the research and judge for themselves.
www.lost-civilizations.net/mayan-calendar-prophecies.html
www.geocities.com/ericjwin/mayan.html
www.webexhibits.org/calendars/calendar-mayan.html
www.survive2012.com/
www.maya12-21-2012.com/
members.shaw.ca/mjfinley/calnote.htm
www.hermetic.ch/cal_stud/maya/cont.htm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesoamerican_Long_Count_calendar
@...sylvanish: Sounds like a good plan. And I think you have a worlds first there: A Monkey actually volunteering to be a test subject. While it is not my bag, baby, Do keep us informed, please.
@...sylvanish: ff you have cable/satellite, the History/Discovery channels have been doing shows on 2012 Mayan end-of-the-world. I can’t remember offhand what the names were, sorry. If you did a google/video search you could prolly get some info. It’s generally not too difficult to tell the more serious articles. This wiki article gives an overview and reference material.
Ahh, thank you kindly good sir and good lady, this will keep me occupied for the next 24 hours at least
@...ColombianMonkey: starting in Belize, but we’ll be wandering as far south as Costa Rica. Interestingly enough, i intend to go gawk in drooly wonder at Mayan ruins throughout the area. I will also be going to Jamaica I think.
i wish money grew on my back :\
7 reload time seconds bitches !!
@...ColombianMonkey: would that not be redundant? onh wait..MONEY NOT MONKEY….feh. must go eat bacon and wake up.
bacon makes you see things.*gulp*
@...ColombianMonkey: 7 seconds?!? You’re using portals aren’t you… ? I’m tellin’ ya, that’s not safe man… Those things you are seeing? It ain’t the bacon…
8 sec to load. So, what were talking about?
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Well I’ll be damned… I just had a 12 second refresh… WTH… I think Tiki is dividing by zero guize… This is not going to end well…
Perhaps we’ll end up killing the site when we reach 1500 comments.
@...nyokki: Not if Tiki’s using wormhole technology… Or Beer… We’ll be at it for a while…
I’m gonna go back to schoo’el!
@...sylvanish: Schoo’el…? Wat r dis “schoo’el” of wich u speek?
@sylvanish: Good for you. Because you should stay in school. If you don’t, you’ll become a prostitute. Trust me, I’m a doctor.
What the Hells? 41 seconds. Yes back to school. To learn from the broken husks of humans who have had their souls crushed by reality and frittered away their dreams. Who now jealously seek to pound their sad greyness into the bright and eager minds entrusted to them.
Laughter. The best weapon.
I dunno if anything will become of it, but it’s something to do for a couple years. But I will likely change my mind by the time I return from my trip. Like the wind my mind is. Also becoming a mommy will certainly do away with such self-indulgent pursuits.
But I’m leaving tomorrow! No more miserable gray Canadian feblehrary! I’ma get my sunburn on! Surf, scuba, and sippin colorful drinks on the beach! YEAH!
@...sylvanish: Pics or it didn’t happen.
@...sylvanish: In the future of course.
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