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    MonkeyHitman

    sylvanish: will the (most) females stop being bitchezzz? *for my safety, i state non found here on MCS so farr*

    sylvanish

    ColombianMonkey: I’m not sure I grasp what you mean with your words…

    But millions of lives being consumed in the course of progress, for the benefit of billions of lives, is no big deal at all. That’s nature baby. Life feeds on life. The cycle is a harsh one, from the bottom to the top. This is such a deadly universe that the fact that life exists here, as it does, *at all* is fucking incredible. So yeah, we make mistakes, we are *making* mistakes by killing each other in an already deadly world, but this is the way of the world right now. Get used to it. Death is the great climax at the end of the ride, and a vital element of organic existence. Deadly mistakes will always be a part of our life.

    Many important discoveries come at the cost of lives. Dozens, millions, doesn’t matter; that’s noble sacrifice. Life is infinite.

    sylvanish

    Lol, if females are being a bitch to you it is because you are not treating them with the proper reverence and worshipfulness

    MonkeyHitman

    sylvanish: i just stood on one side of the topic, of course we all die etc. etc. but i was just rather saying, just merely saying. and life is not infinite if all men get neutered LOL.


    sylvanish: whoa whoa kinda changing course of point, if you know women. if you know people everyone is different and to knowledge not everyone goes nice with one person. see wut am saying? i’m not stating that females are being a bitch to me, because if you get to know me im a gentleman with a twist but im just stating is like this we all know women are great, but i look to bitching as a skill, a on and off button. I mean come on i love women, am addict3d to them not more i love is a women and a convo with them, but not all of them are “friendly”

    *hopes this rift will cause a topic change* muhahaha?

    sylvanish

    ColombianMonkey: WOAH, WOAH WOAH, stop… Don’t be jus sayin, merely sayin… Speak up boy, stand behind your words or don’t say em. Don’t be apologetic or diminishing about what you say. Especially not to me. Please/

    I was just joking about the bitch thing. All girls can be bitches and all guys can be bastards.

    MonkeyHitman

    sylvanish: maybe im not usuing the right words, forgive my foolishness i just wanted to point out that i was just saying not really matter if i were right or not just that it happens and will always happen.ppl will die one way or another.hope i wrote this correctly :\

    Phyreblade

    sylvanish: I like your take on the topic. Me personally, my trains of thought are not limited to speculation, I love mechanics, technical stuff, philosophy, art, etc. so for me, I imagine I’d have more stuff to do than I could shake a quantum singularity stick at…

    And the thing is, we are already going the technology route, albeit rather slowly. An interesting thing I found out about the Japanese, is that despite having one of the highest levels of industrial mechanization in the world, with robots, doing more and more of the manual labor and repetitive work every day, they also have the lowest unemployment rates…

    Seems to me like very compelling evidence that it is a viable route that may not have the level of negative impact on employment people tend to fear…

    And I also agree on the screwing up thing. Screwing up is a fact of life. It’s how you recover that’s important…

    nyoki

    W/out screwing up, we’d have nothing to laugh at. I’m all go-go for technology. I’m having so much fun w/ what we’ve already got. Imagine what fun is to be had in the future.

    For instance: www.internet-d.com/?p=1275

    Dr.Devine

    @nyokki: Uhh, are you an admin?
    :….. I dig your style.
    @ColombianMonkey: Indeed, we need to shift to a new topic, so why not pick gender relations?

    nyoki

    Dr.Devine: Whosy-whats?

    Phyreblade

    Dr.Devine: YES. Nyokki is an admin. And so am I. And furthermoar, WE DEMAND TRIBUTE!!! 😛

    nyokki:
    Oh come now Nokki. Did you learn nothing from Ghostbusters? When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say, “Yes!” Pfft.

    Phyreblade

    nyokki: P.S.
    Sex toy thingies for guys FTW!!! ROFL

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: I lol’d hard when tiki posted it.

    Phyreblade

    nyokki: At first glance at the portable tank treads, this pic popped into my head:

    Warning!

    Ain’t no way I’d let my family jewels anywhere near that…

    Dr.Devine

    How do you admin? I wish to become all powerful. Really, To be honest, I just want riverdales private email account. So I can post it on /b/. All in favor?

    MonkeyHitman

    Dr.Devine: lol violation of rights? policy?

    Dr.Devine

    @ColombianMonkey: So?
    FUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: Hah, that’s a funny pic.

    Dr.Devine: What’s it worth to you?

    SumoSnipe

    damn. what am I missing? got a 404 whatever that is.
    On humans screwing up. I hope they always do, otherwise people like me will have to find new careers. I like being a fixit. And repairing your truck while barreling down the road at 70 mph with deadmans curve waiting for you? THAT IS LIVING!!!! that is the kind of challenge I like.

    SumoSnipe

    Oh, Frey’s Cock they went and built the damnned things. See this:
    www.moneyshottheseries.com/tmsts004.html
    although it looks like they worked on the casing a bit…..

    sylvanish

    ColombianMonkey: Sorry, i was on some kind of high horse this morning. I understand you. it’s just a pet peeve of mine when people litter their speech with ‘just’ …it’s so self-defeating and pointless.

    But anyway, I vented my rant, I’m up for a topic shift. I’m not one for sex toys outside of curious amusement, save for the bullet vibrator that’s been collecting dust in a box somewhere since woodstock 99…

    I thought this was funny… Henry Rollins is one of my favorite humans, and I’ve found myself often feeling this exact sentiment amount both guys and girls.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLWwtp7rUYA&feature=related

    I love his stand up routines so much. Especially what he says about dating… and readers.

    MonkeyHitman

    sylvanish: is okay ^^

    SumoSnipe

    Dr.Devine: cavortation is now officially a word.

    MonkeyHitman

    SumoSnipe: define?

    nyoki

    SumoSnipe: It wasn’t always a word? How odd?

    SumoSnipe

    def: to compel an object to cavort.
    at least according too this programs spellcheck it wasn’t

    Dr.Devine

    @all: Soon, you will all be calling me Dr.Webster.

    SumoSnipe

    Dr.Devine: Dr. Webster Devine…..damn that’s a good Porno name

    MonkeyHitman

    hung lo is better (sause= madtv)

    SumoSnipe

    “WELL? Does anyone else want to have a giggle at the name of my friend, Biggus Dikkus?”

    nyoki

    Meet Dick Ramrod?

    Phyreblade

    Paging Dr. Dick Devine… 🙂

    nyoki

    Devine, Dick Devine.

    MonkeyHitman

    devine daggering dick =triple D

    SumoSnipe

    nyokki: Double OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH 9.

    nyoki

    SumoSnipe: Haha! Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!11

    natedog

    what’s going on in this thread, guise?

    MonkeyHitman

    i dunno THEY HAVE GIVEN UP!

    nyoki

    natedog: Nutten much, how’s by u?

    Phyreblade

    ColombianMonkey: Gave up? Who gave up? Whatchatalkinbout Willis…?

    SumoSnipe

    OVER? OVER? DID WE GIVE UP WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR???!!

    SumoSnipe

    ColombianMonkey: Oh hey how much you charge for spanking lessons? closest I can do is Sumo Slaps, and those things can draw blood.

    MonkeyHitman

    if i didn’t wrote anything nobody will posted here lol….

    Phyreblade

    The Moldy Bible! It r need CPR! ‘drenaline! Stat!!

    Phyreblade

    Ahm a chargin’ Mah paddles…!! CLEAR!!!

    SumoSnipe

    Sorry. was a little distracted. ravaging, pillaging, plundering…..wait, did we go Lindisfarne on the right church…..see this is why the navigator stays OFF the mead until AFTER the raid…..

    nyoki

    SumoSnipe: Bring us anything good?

    sylvanish

    shiggidy shiggidy shwa!

    SumoSnipe

    Umm, sorry ,no. Have you ever been drunk enough to say “Hey guys I got a Great IDEA!” Yeah. Well. Attempting to pour mead into a horn that is still firmly attached to a live and kicking drunk bull…..add in torches, tents, piles of booty, and screaming,hot dancing girls. Not one for the Good idea category. But still a damn good party.

    SumoSnipe

    nyokki: But I do have the Collected Meat Loaf and Friends that is only slightly scorched.

    nyoki

    SumoSnipe: Did you say Meat Loaf? I loves me some a dat meatloaf.

    SumoSnipe

    nyokki: with hot patooties, bless my soul?

    Phyreblade

    SumoSnipe: Sans Mead/Bull horn incident, that actually sounded like a pretty freakin’ good party if you ask me…

    Dr.Devine

    This is Dr. Devine, sorry it took me so long to get back to you. What seems to be your problem today?

    ….. And Dick Devine…
    is officially my new porn name.

    nyoki

    Dr.Devine: Woohoo! A real porn star amongst us. Nice to have you dick. ;<)

    SumoSnipe

    Dr.Devine: been busy with repo’s there Dr.?

    SumoSnipe

    Phyreblade: true story. No shit there we were, having a bonfire pantsless party/mayday(with pole)in my backyard. about 0330, the fire was down to coals, and someone in a kilt wanted to firewalk, kicked a few stones off the ring. A guy in a toga stopped him then barehanded the stones back in place. 10 minutes later asked what was on the grill that smelled so good. ended up 2nd degree burns almost all his right palm. The kicker is that he was the store manager for the city’s biggest adult book/toy store at the time. wookie_x got pics, but the deals to hold them out of circulation are still in effect.

    Dr.Devine

    : No, I just had to fix some chicks cable…

    Phyreblade

    SumoSnipe: Dang… Why can’t my parties be like that… Oh… Nevermind..

    Dr.Devine:
    Your chick had a cable that neede fixing…? Sounds kind freaky there doc…

    SumoSnipe

    Phyreblade: The secret is to make sure to invite the fire marshal and the sheriffs’ wife and daughter…then almost no problems with the Authorities….

    Phyreblade

    SumoSnipe: Ah… I see I’m gonna have to make new friends… Man… I hate making new friends… >:{

    nyoki

    SumoSnipe: Phyreblade: u guise r making me lol

    It took a full 28 seconds for this page to load this time.

    nyoki

    Hellooooooooooooooooo?

    SumoSnipe

    Sorry. was ducking flying objects from a few folks that just had their memories jarred about that party.

    elzarcothepale

    oh c’mon! i fully expected this to have topped 1,500 by now.

    we need a motivator.

    nyoki

    elzarcothepale: Then post something motivating. 😉

    Putridity

    Listening to white stripes… Mmmmmm.

    How is this still going? Mouldy bible should be a website. hey tiki! Buy the Domain www.mouldybible.com!

    elzarcothepale

    nyokki:
    look what you did.
    fucking clown shoes.

    nyoki

    Putridity: Now, since you don’t want to say anything untoward I suggest you read this thread in its entirety. Let us know when you’ve caught up and we can decide what we want to talk about. Our eventual goal is to reach 9000 comments.

    nyoki

    elzarcothepale: What’d I do? 😉

    Putridity

    subscription request post

    nyoki

    Putridity: Good start.

    Putridity

    nyokki: Christ… 9000?

    nyoki

    Putridity: Yet it is the challenge we face.

    Putridity

    elzarcothepale: Just got as far as a toy story quote.
    Epic move there. Should have had a deep voiced being say “fatality” just as it happened.

    nyoki

    There was a Toy Story quote?

    SumoSnipe

    nyokki: Animal house, princess bride, tailspin, 300, truman show, seven samurai, ……we need spaghetti westerns in here….. fuck, all this and no Charlton Heston quotes? ak. brain freeze…

    nyoki

    Do you fear me, Rochefort?
    Yes, I fear you, Eminence. I also hate you.
    I love you, my son. Even when you fail

    sylvanish

    nyokki: I know that quote… damn it but i can’t recall, whats it from?

    sylvanish

    SumoSnipe: FUCK YAH REVERBED BOOT CLICKS!!

    elzarcothepale

    nyokki:
    what we really need is some
    Titus Andronicus:
    “I will grind your bones to dust, And with your blood and it I’ll make a paste; And of the paste a coffin I will rear, And make two pasties of your shameful heads; And bid that strumpet, your unhallow’d dam, Like to the earth, swallow her own increase.”

    or, if you prefer,

    “I made you eat you parents, I made you eat your parents! Oh, Scott Tenorman!. . . Your tears are so yummy and sweet!”
    Cartman- Southpark.

    SumoSnipe

    he hehe he hahahahahaBWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh cardinal oh my cardinal.

    SumoSnipe

    sylvanish: ??????????

    nyoki

    sylvanish: The Three Musketeers.

    SumoSnipe

    sylvanish: Or was that you doing the happy Snoopy dance?

    nyoki

    elzarcothepale: Can never get enough of Titus Andronicus.

    Interesting, the dictionary recognized Titus.

    sylvanish

    SumoSnipe: Sorry, I was a bit off my rocker that evening, lol. My favorite thing about spaghetti westerns is the heavily reverbed sound of the boots clicking on the wooden floor of the saloon…

    sylvanish

    nyokki: thanks, that was totally one of those moments in which it was on the tip of my memory but just wouldn’t come out, and the harder i thought about it, the bit further from my grasp it inched, but as soon as i saw the title just in my peripheral vision before all the data could even flash its way thru my retinas brain went OF COURSE!!! ARHH I KNEW THAT! and it was quite relieving.

    SumoSnipe

    Yup. Braingasms. If only more people would have them, the world would be a more interesting place.
    My fave is the soundtracks….start with the light chime of a musical pocket watch, then build in a chorus, ramp up with a blaze of brass, then:! thunderstorm of gunfire. Oh yeah…..

    nyoki

    Braingasm…another great word. M[c]S is doing wonders for my vocabulary.

    Phyreblade

    Ok… so quick question… Are braingasms related to nerdgasms?

    MonkeyHitman

    Phyreblade: nope thats a completely different context

    Anonymous

    What’s going on here?

    nyoki

    Possible definitions for Braingasm:
    Brain fart in a good way?

    Phyreblade

    ColombianMonkey: ok… so what context should I be thinking in?

    nyokki: sooo a braingasm is a pleasurable brainfart? But… but that would equate an orgasm to a fart… Am I missing something? 🙂

    MonkeyHitman

    being a nerd and being smart is not 100% related. being a nerd is like specializing in one field mostly pc and you are smart at it. where in the other hand being smart is being smart overall.

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: Not sure. As it turns out there is already a definition on Urban Dictionary.

    Phyreblade

    ColombianMonkey: Erm… you lost me.

    nyokki: Aha…! *breaks out copy of the urban dictionary…*

    nerdgasm

    braingasm

    Ooookkkk… so both are forms of temporary ecstatic intellectual paralysis, nerdgasms being caused by nerd/geek related stuff, and the braingasms by any generalized intellectual stimuli.

    LOL… I see what you were driving at Colombian Monkey… Though I’d argue that there is little difference between what you’ve defined as a “smart” person, and a nerd with a broad base of generalized knowledge… 😛

    MonkeyHitman

    Phyreblade: yes srry im not dictionary but i try lol

    Anonymous

    1400!!! Woot Woot!!!

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