@...SumoSnipe: Ahaha. Nah she’s my best friend, I can’t do that.

@...ColombianMonkey: HOLY SHIT. I’m so glad nobody destroyed this beautiful moment by just spamming until they got to 1000. Like I said, quality people on here.

Oh yeah TheAmazingAtheist is the shit. He’s amazing. And an atheist. And also batshit insane, but hey that’s what awesomesauce is made of amirite.

@...Dr.Devine:

HERE HERE.

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@...SumoSnipe: That… that was beautiful. It must be true then.

More from my favourite atheist:

“If a man kills himself, he doesn’t exist anymore. So why do we say, “TJ killed himself”? There is no TJ. TJ is gone. Shouldn’t we say, “The entity we once called TJ rendered himself non-existant”? I guess that lacks the emotional punch of the former.”

This guy makes me feel really atheistic these days.

@...SumoSnipe: It’s true, and I’m afraid my trolling powers have come to an end already.

My health is at like, 15%. Stamina at 4% and Alcohol at 0%.

How am I supposed to function like that.

@...Dreth: YOU’Z JUS JELOOS

@...Phyreblade: Made me lol, I’m not gonna deny it.

@...Phyreblade:

The devil walks into a lawyer’s office and offers him a deal: I’m going to make sure that from now on you will win every case, you will have at least 2 months of vacation every year, your wife will love you and your children will respect you. All I want in return is your wife’s soul, your children’s souls and their children’s souls to burn in hell for eternities. So the lawyer thinks for a moment, and then he asks: “What’s the catch?”

Also, fun fact: I want to be a lawyer.

@...ColombianMonkey: Ahahaa. Mm candy. Must feel awesome if you wear those, they probably feel really cold on the skin.

Sounds good. Although cards kind of suck. I mean, I never feel special or anything when I get one. I wish I had wackos as neighbours. Do Nazis count as wackos?

And I actually know that candy. They used to make bracelets with it, I would wear ’em as a child. But yea, candy underwear is a whole different story. I guess I’m lucky they don’t make candy sweaters >_>

Student support service company? Damn. That’s what I need. You’re right, a special text would be sweet, but not many people know how to write special things anymore.
Haha oh yea, dead snow. It’s not as bad as I thought apparently.
You know, it’s not that ugly. OK granted, there are like 4 churches in my hometown. No cinemas, no malls, no nothing. Obviously no sex shops. Not that I would want to go to one, but they would maybe sell candy underwear, amirite.

On the other hand, I run into priests every five minutes, and they’re good material for debates. tehee

I see. Sounds tough. Yeah if there’s anything I can’t stand then it’s when people can’t do their job properly.
Oh yeah Holland sounds sweet as hell.
And no, they don’t go on dates here. Or have sex. Or any of that. They’re only getting married. You get what I mean?
I’m so used to it that I kind of like it though. Right now, I have enough things to do, that I wouldn’t wanna bother with all that nonsense. I mean I do want to go on dates and marry someone someday. But I’m still young so meh.
Besides, from what I hear from friends who are from bigger cities, I’m not missing out on much anyway :p

@...elzarcothepale: Uh, that sure was random. And enlightening. Next time I’m talking to a guy, I will only be able to think about how he is probably only thinking about sex. I hope you’re happy.

@...ColombianMonkey: Holy Jebus. It appears I’m missing out big time.
Well yea like I said I appear pretty conservative on the outside. All the mad stuff I wanna do is only in my head.
If it makes you feel better, my friend and I blew up a moped once. It was probably the most amazing thing I have ever done. There is this butcher in our town, and my friend once confessed to me that as a child he got raped by him. As well as his other neighbour. (Yea that’s the kind of people who live in my town) And well, it was so long ago, and my friend is a really troubled person that nobody would believe him anyway.
So this one time, my friend, his girlfriend and I were drunk, and he said, lets go and blow up the butcher’s moped, I know how to do it. Holy shit. And the best thing is, nobody ever found out.

I don’t know, I’m a pretty extreme person, should I start falling in love with people I’d probably run away with them or some shit. If I concentrate only on school for now, I’ll be successful in the future and I’m going to have way more fun in the future with whomever I’m gonna fall in love with. Does that sound prude? :<
I don’t know about sex, but bookgasms are pretty unbeatable.

@...elzarcothepale: My gawd. Are you psychic or something? I was just wondering if men think only about sex, or if they imagine how the women they’re talking to, would look naked. Or both.

And if you’re serious about the earth thing, people have already found solutions for it. Go read ‘Ishmael’ by Daniel Quinn. The human race is not actually a virus. There was a time once when we were just as natural, and a significant part of nature as animals.
Though Stephen Hawking too, said that it doesn’t look like we’re gonna survive the next 100 years that easily and that we should try to find another planet. As batshit insane as it sounds.

@...nyokki: Whoa. I need to see this movie.

@...ColombianMonkey: Yup. You got that one right. My town is dead. There are only bigots and little children on the streets.
Old dirty houses.
A few Asian tourists. And sometimes American or English ones if you’re lucky.

Here’s a picture I took the other day. It’s pathetic.

@...nyokki: Not only the church I’m afraid. The people too. Ya know, brain-wise.

But yea isn’t that pathetic. The most interesting thing I could find was a public Christmas tree and a church. If I knew how I would vandalise these buildings with graffiti or some shit.

FROHE WEIHNACHTEN