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@...elzarcothepale: DAMN YOU.
@...SumoSnipe: Haha. Oh no.
i like to keep my private session… private…but for a small fee i might see, the tables are changed
Thursday… Clearing all appointments…… and…. I’m free.
How much, exactly, Monkey?
Haha great. Now I won’t be able to associate Thursdays with anything else but spanking and sexual people on the Internets.
awesome. we’re 1/10th of the way there.
also, get a room you two
no DNA on the keyboards, please
i have a riddle
“RailRoad cRossing without any caRs.”
can you spell that without any R’s?
*step into my office*
aiload cossingg without any as
Tada?
And great thing to associate thursdays with, if you ask me.
Lailload clossing without any cals.
Get it? Like a Chinese person would pronounce it.
Yup, I can’t say I ever had anything to do on Thursdays as exciting as this.
Hmmm… well, it really doesn’t get more exciting than being apart of a televised spanking….
well it’s time … where are you ?? 0o
@...ColombianMonkey:
In your base, killing your dudes.
Sorry I couldn’t resist xD
so, if we really want to get to over 9000 comments on this post, we have to encourage shift spamming.
we just don’t have the stamina to get there under normal conversational means, i think.
Everyone is responsible for a minimum of 33 comments a day?
I don’t know if tiki would be ok with that. Do you mean actual spamming or just that everyone should comment at least 33 times throughout the day?
I think just actual comments. And I could do that. Alright, I got it: just update whatever you happen to be doing, around thirty three times…. for instance, right now, I’m about to go have hot sex with a girl who doesn’t love me. yaaaaaayyy… depressing.
@...dieAntagonista: the force told me you was going to.. that why i posted that xD
@...Dr.Devine: you think that’s fucked up ? why don’t you don’t want to be in my situation where is this Portuguese girl is giving me the effin blue balls by talking/showing/teasing me about showing me pictures and shit …
now you may ask why i am not *daggering* her ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmZfHOwKrow&feature=related )well because she lives portugal and i live holland and i don’t has no monies to take train.. damn you, you overpriced weed !!
I BLAME YOU MY IMAGINARY FRIEND IN THE CLOUDS!!!
about teh spanking today… i must take a rain check, i am sorry to all who i amped them up and promised pictures but now something is more important on my mind
ONWARDS TO MY QUEST !!!!! *Run’s into the sunset*
this is what i want and i will not take anything less !!!
@...dieAntagonista: if you mean by base of what i’m thinking now… by all means *open’s doors* please come in and be comfortable. killing my dudes….yea you use are hehehehe by the thousands!
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-Brief Note from ColombianMonkey (still sane)
Personal comments are not endorsed by ColombianMonkey Spanking Inc.
@COlombianmonkey:Yeah… I’ve been in your situation.. in college, some girl was really into me… she lived in fucking cali, I lived in new york… so I picked up a job for a couple weeks, and bought plane tickets. SO FUCK THE WEED, YOU CAN WORK BAKED! At the swedish mcdonalds, or whatever…
@...Dr.Devine: she could “really” be into you if you take it from the back.. i thought it was always you into her o_0…..
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but this is just 1 tale… why do women that are most gorgeous and hot have to live out of my city (ARRHH)..and to make it fucking worse i go to a college where is 98% men.. fucking sausage fest!.. that affects me really bad you know :'(.
“Empires do not suffer emptiness of purpose at the time of their creation. It is when they have become established that aims are lost and replaced by vague ritual.” -Words of Muad’Dib
@...sylvanish: i wish i was drunk so i could give you my version to it but im sober now soo :\
Alright, commenceing 33 comments for the day:
AT THE MOMENT I AM:
Drinking excessively. And its not even noon yet….
Just woke up; going through my e-mails and watching CNN.
Alright, About to head to a debate tournament to judge…… ANd hopefully meet up with one of my desperate exs…. nah, definitely meet up with one of my desperate exs…
T H A T. thats how you spell that without any R’s. Dammit Monkey, forget Portugal-dieA is closer AND YOU OWE US!!!!! Or we could finish our ridiculous fight over that cos player…..
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i missed something. can someone summarizy?
@...nobody knows: LOL Summarize? You might as well tell someone to post an abbreviated version of the history of the universe…
@...nobody knows: @...Phyreblade: That’s easy. shit happened, then some more shit happened, and I’m pretty sure shit is still happening.
Indeed, the shit is still happening…
Just got back from that tournament, at which I had sex with someone I don’t know. And now I’m about to do my usual drinking for the night before hitting the sack. Now would be a really good time to get me to elaborate, as I’m in between shots 1 and 4, and are thus still articulate…
Anddddddddd….. that was shot 4. Goodnight, and good luck
cannot bro..canceling all sex for the week or two.. last night i got news that my my best friend brother passed away. he was 26 i think had a tumor in his lung and leg, he had amputee last year but still up to now didn’t save him.. i dunno men i feel fuck up.e
@...nyokki: ROFL… Well when you put it like that…
@...ColombianMonkey: Hey tough break there CM, sorry to hear… Anything that is bad enough to cancel sex for must be pretty bad…
Condolences to monkey… that blows man.
thanks, but i’m gonna be alright, even thou there not my family biologically, they still are, *sigh* anyways where were we 🙂
Well, loss is loss man…
And anyways….
I’m going to push for 1000 today.
Thats the goal.
FIGHTING CRIME
WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND COMPASSION
FEAR MY OPEN ARMS
Alright…. hmmm… Lets think up something really controversial to bitch about…..
@...LukeV1-5: run’s away
@...Dr.Devine: how about this ” drive-by insults ” i canot believe how dumbass people do this just because on guy do it ..
I think we should all st down and watch Dylan Moran.
Or Bill Bailey.
Or someone equally hilarious.
@...ColombianMonkey: Sorry to hear that, as Dr. said: Loss is loss.
Drive-by insults?
I nominate George Carlin…
@...Phyreblade: very good atheist i must say..
@...nyokki: www.youtube.com/results?search_query=drive+by+insults&search_type=&aq=f
@...ColombianMonkey: Ok, that was not funny. It could’ve been funny. Those guys have no imagination.
Nice car man!!
Stupid dog!!
Whore!!
If we’re gonna come up w/ the blog equivalent of drive-by insults, we need to be waaaayyy more creative than those idiots.
Unfortunately, it’s almost 3am and I got nuthin’. 🙁
same as i said … really stupid … i know a friend of a friend who did this and they got busted they had to write apology letters to all the parents …
Wait, creative? hmmm…. I suppose…. I dunno. Creative insults are just not worth the time.
Is this the end of epic thread? WTF? What happened to 1000 posts?
Don’t make me do this myself.. I threatened before, I might actually do it now….
Sheesh…..
Lost a few comments…ah well.
It’s fun messin w/ friends that are homophobes in the extreme.
@nyokki:Haha, roflcopter.
ehh srry ladies, am kinda busy there but i will return
@...nyokki: lol
gah… lost all my comments from yesterday too… dagnabbit…
ITT: bump
Damn… I completely missed the comments…. eh.
dr-devine.stumbleupon.com/ :O
i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb8/djrhymez/funny-pictures-hitman-monkey-drowns.jpg i have no joy in my job *serious face*
I was getting all the comments in e-mails, but they weren’t showing up here.
send some weed for me 🙁 i will feel guilty if i buy so send some
@...ColombianMonkey: Why feel guilty for buying, but not begging? ;<)
because i’m loosing money and i’m in debt ? xD
@ColombianMonkey: Not me, but eerie nonetheless…
reason why i don’t eat KFC
blogofhilarity.com/2008/12/10/teenage-california-kfc-employees-strip-down-and-bathe-in-sink
god knows what more they did LOL
@...ColombianMonkey: This explains a lot.
Especially why KFC suddenly decided to build combined KFC/LJS in the same building. I knew they were trying to hide something.
I’ve always thought there was something really fishy about their chicken… 🙂
@...ColombianMonkey: Heheh, as soon as I-D comes back up, this is waiting for me to post. Thanx for the lead.
hehehe ..fishy…hehehe
hehe
MOAR POSTING! ALMOST TO 1000!
I will get to 1000.
I’m going to post some /b/ stories. yaaaay.
Alright.. there was nothing on /b/.. so I’m going to give up for tonight, and renew theattack tomorrow.
Sorry, I’ve been slacking. Every other page I open here gives me a 500 error and it’s getting on my nerves.
Oh my god…. nearly a thousand comments, and I missed this one? Sorry, Tiki… I shoulda been here to watch your back… Hmm… somehow… if we could only piss off the christers enough that they would inundate this thread, so we could hit a thousand comments.. hmm…
So when I was sitting in the train today, on the way home, I looked out the window and was quietly reflecting.
And suddenly I felt a little embarrassed. Have we really given birth to this mega thread because of a close-minded FUNDAMENTALIST?!
I’m not questioning anyone’s motives. Really. But I’m appalled at the fact that it wasn’t love that brought as together.
It has nothing to do with you, it’s me. No for real. I have to rethink our relationship… *dramatic sound effect*
that brought us together*
Fuck. It was beautiful.
ummm okay but do i still get to spank ? *dramatic sound effect*
Spanking without love?! *most dramatic sound effect*
I guess it’s possible. Though I’m a woman of passion.
I’d rather have someone beat me brainless because they’re angry at me, than a spanking without love.
Does it matter how love happens? As long as it does. ;<)
True. ^_^
I’m really drunk and I keep trolling people on the Internets, someone please stop me.
Stop, you’re out of control, you hoebag.
That’s the best I can do.
Also, we are nearly 1/9 of the way there.
I believe in us, really I do.
Don’t call me a hoebag you motherfucker. I’m a nerd drunk on the Internet. my friend is drunk too but she didn’t sleep for 24 hours so she fell asleep on my couch after the third glass ofd red wine. So if anything, I’m a loser, but far from being a ffriekcen hoebag.
asföjlhagasd
i think i’m doing it wrong, how many drunk people try to troll people on the internets. when they’re dunk.
also, here’s a quote by one of my favuorite atheists.
“Today I saw you naked
In your heart and in your mind
And I raped your fucking consciousness
Just like you raped mine”
btu I suppose nobody here knows the amazing atheist so I don’t evfen know whjy I’m typing this.
@...dieAntagonista: yes but angry sex ..hmm sounds degrading .. i like !! and monkey always has love www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH3WpQMChSI
____________@...dieAntagonista: ha! i havent sleep for 48 hours .. proud ?? no i feel like shit .. caffiene ? no but 6 carton boxes of oranje juice sure is a do.
i think to do teh art of drunk trolling is talking fluent drunkenese.
learn from this —-> www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIWB-Neyj-c&feature=related
LOL… O hai giuze… I jus tot i wud say dat dis tread r becuming exponenshully moar winful by teh dae… Pls cntinyoo…
kthnxbai 🙂
Wow… 5 posts so far and not a 505 in sight… AMAZING!! 😀
ok ok i know .. let’s make a MCS IN this thread of MCS so everyday everyone post shit here xD
13 MOAR POZTZ
@...dieAntagonista: AFAIK, that quote is from The Amazing Atheist.
Sample of his work and I believe he has a book coming out.
piiiiiickles.
10 to go peeps…no slacking now.
pickles?
pickles.
it’s the champagne of sandwich toppings.
unless you consider champagne a sandwich topping.
in which case, you sir (or “girl-sir” to be politically correct), are awesome.
I’m just saying people- i think the #1000-get should be the most absurd thing you can think of and then fit into three words.
for example:
“Bone flavored music”
@...nyokki:
ZOMG. You know him as well? You’re so full of win. You’re my Internet person of the week. I don’t know anyone who knows and likes him. (assuming you like what he has to say)
About the book, yes it’s out now. I wish I could buy it. Unfortunately it’s not possible. /tear
@...ColombianMonkey: Great idea!:
Yo Dawg! So I herd u liek to post on teh MCS, so check it, I put an MCS in yo MCS so you can poast while you poast!!! 🙂
Yo tread jus gat pimped!!! 😀
@...dieAntagonista: You were drunk and had a drunk girl on your couch and was online playing with us instead of her????? die die die sweetie, twice now Iv’e had to say to you…YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!
@...Phyreblade: What does my area codde have to do with [mcs]?
ha- drunk girls on the internet get extra points
RIVERDALEDRAGON……..COME OUT TO PLLLAAAYYY. RIVERdaleDRAGON……Come out TO PLLllllAAAaaaYYYYaaaYYYY……..where are you little mouse? We miss you, sweet cheeks. Or did Dr. Devine stuff and mount you more permanent than I did?
ok did my part. Next!
1000 post BITCHES !!!!!!