I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from the sink hole?â€Â. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
Obviously none of those people have seen ‘War Of The Worlds’, or else they’d know a fucking huge tripod is going to come up out of that hole any second now…
“I’m just going to poke it with this stick to make sure it’s really dead”
Car loses.
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EPIC FAIL.
OWNED
PWNED
FAIL
“How To Tell When You’re Pumping Out Too Much Bass: Lesson 1.”
“how to tell if your mom was near your car”
“How to tell if a car was driven by an man or a woman”
“How to tell if you’re carrying too much pot in the trunk.”
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from the sink hole?â€Â. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
yo dawg, we put a small hadron collider in your car so you could divide by zero while you drive
@...caffino54: why are you bragging about fucking a car you sick fuck?
Is it so wrong? Dragons fuck cars all the time.
@...caffino54: How did you know it’s a her?
More like car in sink hole. Seriously, how could a car battle a sink hole:?
Obviously none of those people have seen ‘War Of The Worlds’, or else they’d know a fucking huge tripod is going to come up out of that hole any second now…
@nyokki
becuase it doesnt have a penis
@...caffino54: Lol, I would just love to see a car w/ a penis. This being the interwebz, I bet you could find one,
this
www.boat-links.com/images/DilDozer/Steve-Perry-and-MP.jpg
cuts pretty close