A man was in court today for beating his wife with the ugly stick. He claimed it wasn’t him, but the judge suspected that this level of brutal ugliness could not have been self inflicted.
Back to you Tom.
I would submit that, contrary to popular opinion, not everything on the internet is supposed to be sexy. I have to assume this is meant as a joke, and honestly I find it pretty funny.
@...brisingre:
Sweet Testicles of Jesus! EVERYTHING on the internet has a basic sexiness value attached. It’s the basic unit of measure of the internet.
BTW… the post right before this was some kind of vegetable – which I find very arousing. Know-what-I-mean, nudge, nudge??
New flavour of hideous
fugly
FIRE
You must kill it with it.
A man was in court today for beating his wife with the ugly stick. He claimed it wasn’t him, but the judge suspected that this level of brutal ugliness could not have been self inflicted.
Back to you Tom.
fail
Pure sex.
That chick, that hat, and a pair of lederhosen. We would make some porno sex to share with your kids over the holidays.
I would submit that, contrary to popular opinion, not everything on the internet is supposed to be sexy. I have to assume this is meant as a joke, and honestly I find it pretty funny.
Hey, it’d keep your ears warm.
@...brisingre:
Sweet Testicles of Jesus! EVERYTHING on the internet has a basic sexiness value attached. It’s the basic unit of measure of the internet.
BTW… the post right before this was some kind of vegetable – which I find very arousing. Know-what-I-mean, nudge, nudge??