So, essentially;

Obama is shiny and nice, but won’t do shit in the long run except maybe play in a Garage Band of some kind. Maybe with Clinton, they could totally jam.

McCain is also shiny and nice, but straight out won’t do shit. And will die, like, all the time. Well, maybe just the once. Once is enough.

Biden is reliable, a little slow, and a little dull, but gets the job done in the end.

Palin is something you might pick up on the side of the street, fuck around with, then throw away.

Well, you guys would have been fucked either way. At least this way you have the chance to run Win2000.