Sexual positions for the lonely and loveless

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Melon ftw.



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    Jesus Christ

    I am so going to do the last one.

    Frznagn

    Ball Pit: Instant Win!

    dieAntagonista

    The left handed stranger? I think I heard that in a movie. And what’s the deal with the Sylvia Plath one? I looked her up just now on wikipedia, though I can’t figure it out.

    nyoki

    dieAntagonista: Auto erotic asphyxiation?

    dieAntagonista

    nyokki: Haha, for real? So who was this Sylvia person? Was she known for liking that or what. I always imagined erotic asphyxiation to be much sexier.

    nyoki

    dieAntagonista: Plath took her own life on the morning of February 11, 1963. Leaving out bread and milk, she completely sealed the rooms between herself and her sleeping children with “wet towels and cloths.”[9] Plath then placed her head in the oven while the gas was turned on. wiki

    dieAntagonista

    nyokki: Ow shit. Well then, that’s just wrong.

    outofocus

    lol!

    The Cone should be added to this…

    Demon

    Re: The Cone Website…
    They have it at Walgreens! Yes!
    $115.
    User review: “The pointy end was intimidating until I sat on it, then all my worries faded away in bliss. Tickled like a june bug in the undies.”

    dieAntagonista

    outofocus: Ahaha. Reminds me of that Hallowe’en Simpsons episode. I see it makes your butt vibrate? Nice.

    Luke Magnifico

    Took me so long to realise what was going on in the Mary Lou Retton.

    I was like, Leaning Tower of Pisa? Alien abduction?

    Some sort of giant sex laser?

    dieAntagonista

    LukeV1-5: Don’t say you’ve never seen a showerhead bigger than your head

    Cheebs

    The microwave Melon sounds like it might feel pretty good. Standby for review.

    sylvanish

    The Mary Lou Retton is my favorite. All those years of gymnastics weren’t a total waste, lol.

    sylvanish

    OH MY! The cone is now at the top of my yule wishlist…

    jayarmstrong

    I was surprised to see the “organ grinder” not included on this poster. A child’s toy cement truck mixer filled with animal kidneys/liver/whatever…insert organ, grind away. Saw it in an old Penthouse Magazine. Horribly fascinating.

    Rocko

    Of all the things on the TV, a Golden Girls Marathon… totally hardcore.

    Rocko

    *plus fairly good imagination required

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