Oh man snakes make the best pets ever. I used to have so many of em but i had to give em all away when i moved down south. The only one i was able to keep died a few months ago 🙁
OH yeah. AGGHHH JESUS FUCK SCORPIONS OH MY GOD OH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GOD KILL IT WITH LASERS THEN KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Good Lord! You’re letting them breed!
BABIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE’S THE NAPALM?!?!
what do they eat?
The souls of virgin children.
That is pure win. I love the children. Please post more pics later on as the children grow.
The mom eats the babies if they hang around two weeks longer than she wants them to.
bleeeeh! Not knockin, or anything, but damn. Having scorpions as pets……. scary shit.
the only thing worse is snakes. I HATE snakes.
Why do the babies stay on parents’ back? That is disturbing and cool to see.
Oh man snakes make the best pets ever. I used to have so many of em but i had to give em all away when i moved down south. The only one i was able to keep died a few months ago 🙁
OH yeah. AGGHHH JESUS FUCK SCORPIONS OH MY GOD OH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GOD KILL IT WITH LASERS THEN KILL IT WITH FIRE!
@TheLotusEater725
You too the words right out of my mouth. lol
*took. fuck.
Pets?
Pets insinuates you can…you know…pet them. I would not pet those. Those are decoration.
implies not insinuates.
I am tired.
@...mAgnUS BUTTfoorson: We understand that you mean imply when you say insinuate. ;p
“Here I am, Rock you LIKE ONE THOUSAND BABY SCORPIONS STABBING YOUR FLESH!!”
@magnus BUTTfoorson
You must have some fuckin’ frightening decorations in your house.
Yeah what’s the deal with the babies? Kinda freaky.
OMG they’re SOOO cute! send a few my way! Hey.. I wonder if the babies glow like the adults do…
I’ve been stung four times by scorpions (AZ desert ftpain). Least they’re not bark scorpions, I guess…
@...KyrusRose: They GLOW? I suppose in the dark? It’s like nature saying, yo so you don’t step on these little fuckers when it’s dark.
under UV light
so fluoresce technically I suppose
Is that a snake in the upper left????