You know that Johnny Werzner kid – the kid who delivers papers in the
neighborhood? He’s a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
crack, but I don’t believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. “Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I’ll never ask for anything else as long as I live”. So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
go out into my yard and there’s the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, “What are you looking for?” He said, “I’m looking for my burrow
owl.” I say, “Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!” Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that
is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
@...Kaze: Neat, bro. You need to cut it though since mine isn’t even that long. Did you chemically straighten it finally? I told you to but hey, you never listened to me.
Ya, I saw this, and I knew there was a joke to the picture but couldnt remember what and then randomly started listening to my music that I have on my work computer, and dead milkmen came on and I went “JUMPING JESUS ON A POGOSTICK! ITS A JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK!”
Hey, Jesus Christ, I’ve always wanted to ask you something. When you said “he who is free of sin cast the first stone”, what did you mean? That no one should cast a stone? Or that you wanted to cast the first stone yourself?
I’ve always wondered about that…
blackdog33 (#17955)
12 years ago
Jesus finally got off his ass. Where are the palm fronds?
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Testing MCS and google gears…
Rob.
I stayed on that think for about forty seconds. Was pretty awesome.
that thing*
@...Jesus Christ: Ha. I stayed on that bad boy for 2 minutes, after you went to drink some beer with John.
What’s Milton Waddams doing there?
if you’re following the dead milkmen’s version, shouldn’t it be Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick?
You know that Johnny Werzner kid – the kid who delivers papers in the
neighborhood? He’s a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
crack, but I don’t believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. “Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I’ll never ask for anything else as long as I live”. So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
go out into my yard and there’s the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, “What are you looking for?” He said, “I’m looking for my burrow
owl.” I say, “Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!” Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that
is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
Nice sandals, Jesus.
i think i just got one of those mancrush things on suicydking
@...Jesus Christ: It’s a shame you didn’t see me be zombie you.
@...suicydking: POW! HE WAS DECAPITATED!!
@...w0x: I totally saw. It was pretty bad ass. You deserve your own gospel.
@...awfulintentions: Thanks, bro. Joseph taught me how to make them bad boys. He’s pretty righteous.
@...Kaze: Neat, bro. You need to cut it though since mine isn’t even that long. Did you chemically straighten it finally? I told you to but hey, you never listened to me.
Ya, I saw this, and I knew there was a joke to the picture but couldnt remember what and then randomly started listening to my music that I have on my work computer, and dead milkmen came on and I went “JUMPING JESUS ON A POGOSTICK! ITS A JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK!”
Hey, Jesus Christ, I’ve always wanted to ask you something. When you said “he who is free of sin cast the first stone”, what did you mean? That no one should cast a stone? Or that you wanted to cast the first stone yourself?
I’ve always wondered about that…
Jesus finally got off his ass. Where are the palm fronds?