WHo in god’s holy name spends this much fucking time grafting this many fucking photos of lindsay fucking lohan to fucking wallpaper backgrounds?
Seriously, shouldn’t this rolf or rofl or whatever guy be out trying to, oh, I don’t know, have sex with girls?

I mean, this is a fucking obscene amount of lindsay. I don’t think there has been this much lindsay at anytime, anywhere. period.

I’ve got it, he just sits at home and beats off desperately to People magazine.