while i do respect the laid back, get-to-it-when-i get-to-it kind of procrastination, i’ve always been a member of the “using more effort to avoid the task at hand than it would take to actually do it” school.
This generally involves the fabrication of documents to back up excuses, twisting the truth about the nature of the assignment “as it was communicated to me,” and/or the creation of decoy documents or products that were handed in “by mistake” (thus stalling the deadline until the “error” is discovered)

My favorite example of pointless work avoidance:
I turned in two pages of a 15 page English paper with about 10 pages of a paper my younger brother had written on the topic of Finance. The excuse of a “printing mix up” at my house when the error was discovered a week and a half after the deadline earned me no penalties from one of the strictest profs. I spent the free time playing bejeweled, putting off finishing until the mix up was found out.

what’s in your procrastination hall of fame?