The history of mankind is 95% white, teleogistic in the most Eurocentric way possible, and doesn’t include South or East Asians, except as characters on the colonial stage?
That’s a teleological lie that people – mostly French people – made up in Victorian times based mainly on Art history.
I’m not talking about killing or sex. I’m talking about the progression of events. It’s based on a dated Teleology for which there is no evidence. It presents a flat, unbalanced view of European change and progression based on values and ideas that most people aren’t even aware of anymore, but we’ve kept this quasi-religious myth supporting it.
I believe in that image up there about as much as I believe in Noah and the flood. That’s not the history of white people, and it’s not the history of non-white people. It’s religion for dead rich folks in Paris and London.
It’s a cartoon. If someone made one of these covering every progression of humanity, it wouldn’t fit on one wall or ten. Plus you could divide it many different ways. The person that did this had to generalize. Obviously this wasn’t done by a complete scholar. Shouldn’t the early humans have dark skin too.
Imagine if people in the future learned everything then knew about 1990-2010 from watching ‘Friends’ and listening to the Backstreet boys. It would be the second stupidest thing in the world.
I think that regardless of race, nationality, or skin color, that all humans have that primal knack for survival, though social classes present a different world in themselves IMO…
Directions as follows:
I. Draw a dozen (give or take) individuals in period clothing.
II. Make sure some of them are fucking. Make it debased.
III. Make sure some of them are killing each other. Make it vicious.
IV. Repeat.
Under no circumstances, display human kindness or scholarly, social, or technological improvements.
Evolve, kill each other, fuck each other. Repeat.
Kinda makes me wonder what will be in the next square.
So humanity has not evolved, only the sex has.
Where did this come from?
so, in order to be a successful specimen I have to fuck and kill?
easier than I thought
The history of mankind is 95% white, teleogistic in the most Eurocentric way possible, and doesn’t include South or East Asians, except as characters on the colonial stage?
That’s cracker history, not human history.
yeah because Asians, Pacific Islanders and Africans never killed anyone or had sex…
Listen man. Look.
Primitive -> Egypt -> Mesopotamian -> Greco-Roman -> Medieval -> Colonial -> Modern
That’s a teleological lie that people – mostly French people – made up in Victorian times based mainly on Art history.
I’m not talking about killing or sex. I’m talking about the progression of events. It’s based on a dated Teleology for which there is no evidence. It presents a flat, unbalanced view of European change and progression based on values and ideas that most people aren’t even aware of anymore, but we’ve kept this quasi-religious myth supporting it.
I believe in that image up there about as much as I believe in Noah and the flood. That’s not the history of white people, and it’s not the history of non-white people. It’s religion for dead rich folks in Paris and London.
It’s a cartoon. If someone made one of these covering every progression of humanity, it wouldn’t fit on one wall or ten. Plus you could divide it many different ways. The person that did this had to generalize. Obviously this wasn’t done by a complete scholar. Shouldn’t the early humans have dark skin too.
Well Caio, if you don’t like it, you could, I don’t know, draw your own damn picture?
Just a thought.
riiight screw the meaning, i thought it was funny 🙂
i’m with Mootea. take from it what you will. i liked it. anyone know where you can find a higher resolution version of this?
It’s stupid that’s the thing.
Imagine if people in the future learned everything then knew about 1990-2010 from watching ‘Friends’ and listening to the Backstreet boys. It would be the second stupidest thing in the world.
I have this also and wanted to submit it, but couldn’t figure out how to make it smaller than 1mb.
It’s not stupid.
It’s the history of the civilized world. Civilized world.
Go ahead and draw your own for black people. Shouldn’t be hard since it’ll really only be 1 or 2 frames.
nyokki, can you upload the 1MB> version on imageshack? plox? :3
Well, Magnus, when a slanty eyed “black” man named Chao Zhiyang is is writing your paycheck we’ll talk about that.
Looks pretty civilized to me, anyway, so I’ll concede that point.
yes! nyokki could you please?
img201.imageshack.us/img201/7388/humanhistoryey0.jpg
There.
so caio were you related to slaves?
Ok, fuck the intarweb race war this picture is instigating. Fight about something significant!
Like… how distorted the time scale is? The last 200 years took almost a third of the timeline!
@... AbNo: Thank you
LMAO mAgnUS BUTTfoorson
true, so very true
TY for the bigger version.
Question:
Left side.
Third from the bottom.
Middle.
wtf is that chick doing?
Sticking her fine ass out to be spanked by a whip?
Also this one of the coolest things I have seen at MCS and I have some fucking cool things on MCS.
Magnus, it would appear she is being whipped with a riding crop.
This is inaccurate. No gay sex.
That Greek guy is fondling a boy in panel 6, so that sort of counts.
the 2 chicks next to the pedo are touching eachother too….this is relevant to my interests, impressive picture.
I love the little subtleties thrown in once and awhile.Selective as it is,it`s still great.
Okay so someone has got to explain the guy in the last panel who is strapped into a chair with fucking blue flames engulfing his head!
As well as the bull in the last panel puking blood.
The guy is in an electric chair, being fried. The flames are creative license.
The bull is representative of the stock market, though I’d not noticed the blood before.
I think that regardless of race, nationality, or skin color, that all humans have that primal knack for survival, though social classes present a different world in themselves IMO…
And as for the bull: it should now be a bear.
yes, because the Europeans and Asians did all of the history writing. dur.
why is this not NSFW?
there are like, 30 chicks with boobs hanging out and/or being fucked!
This looks like the artwork of Milo Manara, an Italian Illustrator.
Wait, so let me get this straight… We did it all for the Nookie?
Yes, Phyre. So you CAN take that cookie…
Directions as follows:
I. Draw a dozen (give or take) individuals in period clothing.
II. Make sure some of them are fucking. Make it debased.
III. Make sure some of them are killing each other. Make it vicious.
IV. Repeat.
Under no circumstances, display human kindness or scholarly, social, or technological improvements.
And somehow they make history classes boring as hell. How do they do it?
This is from Milo Manara’s Bolero
www.lamansardadimiele.org/immagini/Manara/Bolero/index.html
This guy makes some of the most artistic fappable material ever. His stuff occasionally shows up sanitized in Heavy Metal.
www.lamansardadimiele.org/immagini/Manara/Gulliveriana/slides/Gullivera_p26.html
@...FullofStars: Lol, Gullivera.