I almost forgot…I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a S and M club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “does it matter what my name is? You’re a barely passable middle class asshole who should feel fucking lucky he doesn’t have to pay for pussy let alone be picky about the ass he gets”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I stuck my dick in a jack-o-latern once cause I was so hard up for poon. Now pull down those pants and call meLleroy, bitch” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…I murdered her and buried her so far out in the desert Grissom himself couldn’t find her.
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.