McCain the vampire

Via Warren Ellis



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    Professor Cramulus

    Roo Roo Warren Ellis! The man’s a living legend. Warren, if you’re reading this via linkback, heartfelt THANKS for Transmet.

    Jagermeister

    Registered Dem, but damn I’m suprised at how much more people got pissed by comparing Obama to Osama, than making McCain a I-don’t-even-know-what-the-fuck-this-is thing.

    Lexi

    Amazingly accurate

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Warren Ellis is pure awesome.

    sinbin2

    Now he has my vote! Drain the opposition.

    flintlocke

    He likes jelly donuts and has bad teeth?

    Marianne_W

    Viva Zombie John McCain! He has MY vote!

    garbledxmission

    Impressive, most impressive. Romero would be proud. He’s practically the walking dead anyway, why not take it to this point?

    Puulaahi

    Vampire that sucks the blood of the weak to buy another home?

    the3g_ipwn

    When did it become a crime to be successful? Holy shitfuck people. I thought that was the whole point.

    thequietguy

    mmmmmmm…..deeeeeelisheeouuus.

    Puulaahi

    Success is getting kickbacks from lobbyists…

    the3g_ipwn

    I now know why so many of you are pro-abortion. I know your mother has to be having second thoughts.

    Puulaahi

    I know, CHOICE is so scary and it’s not like abortion would happen illegally if it was against the law or anything. We wouldn’t want the mother to die too or the rapist to have his child.

    the3g_ipwn

    I’m not against choice. On the contrary, I think more mothers should exercise it. Too many of you douchebags fucking up traffic as it is.

    Puulaahi

    Yeah the government really needs to make it harder to get a license or at least push it back to 18. So many tards on the road.

    Thrella

    People drive automatic cars at the age of 15 in this country, there’s no challenge on the test (i did mine in an astounding 52 seconds and only 3 manuvers wtf?). Teens get in many more accidents then even older drunk drivers, WHEN THE TEENS ARE SOBER. So it’s technically safer to drive with a drunk then a kid. And they think they can drive too. It’s scary. Don’t rise the age, make the test fucking real or not pathetic.

    Anyways In my humble opinion Abortion is murder. We’re CREATED equal, and have those rights from conception. Not Birth. Conception is from insemination so anything past 1+ cells is murder IMO.

    I’m Pro choice in a lot of things, but Abortion is just fucked up, at any stage. If anything my limit is morning after pills. People have to use the pill (not the morning after one >.<) or use protection, and if you’re raped and get pregnant, and i know this is going to sound mean, it’s very selfish to take the kids life, proof you really don’t love him, even hate him.

    A child is a child, doesn’t matter who the father is, you have to love them unconditionally.

    On the issue of gay marriage… Well i never actually understood it in full. What do they want, Civil union or the right to get married? The problem with that is it goes against the definition of the word Marriage, and if it’s a church thing, if the church won’t let you marry another dude/lady then thats their problem, the government is legally bind not to interfere. To me there should be same sex civil unions with all the rights of marriage. Just don’t call it Marriage, you’re using the definition wrong, thats a travesty of the English language.

    So um… vote for me? Pweese?

    Caio

    I’m sorry I didn’t realize this was France and we had a council to master over and make pronouncements the language, monsieur.

    Excuse me while I go quickly to fetch my handlebar moustache, striped shirt and loaf of bread. Oh, sorry, did I split a participle? It seems I have ruined the tea party.

    garbledxmission

    Oh dear jeebus i jus laughed beer out me nose laughing at that little piece of archaic referenced humor. Watch it, those tea parties can become tea bagging parties in a heartbeat if you don’t keep your guard up.

    Yeah, become successful. By marrying an heiress and dumping your newly deformed wife. That takes some skill and savvy I tell ya what. Then sell out your soul, life story and your own personally survived hell to gain political power. Yeah, that’s the American Dream in technicolor baby!

    Pwn, your mamma never had second thoughts. She was too busy freebasing heroin and giving $5.00 B.J.’s during fleet week to give your screaming, jaundiced, flipperbabied ass more than enough notice than it took to give you five across the eyes. Or to let her johns molest you for an extra fitty cents.

    nyoki

    Can you split a participle? If you changed quickly to fetch to to quickly fetch would be a split infinitive. However, I suppose you’re ok, as long as you don’t dangle your participles.

    It’ll be a miracle if I got all that grammar correct. English is such a fun language. Is there any other language that can be butchered so badly and somehow manage to get better because of it?

    garbledxmission

    Maybe ebonics….

    Just sayin’

    Puulaahi

    Sign language too.

    Caio

    Yo, pay attention
    And listen real closely how I break this slang shit down

    Check it, my weed smoke is my lye
    A ki of coke is a pie
    When Im lifted, Im high
    With new clothes on, Im fly
    Cars is whips and sneakers is kicks
    Money is chips, movies is flicks
    Also, cribs is homes, jacks is pay phones
    Cocaine is nose candy, cigarettes is bones
    A radio is a box, a razor blade is a ox
    Fat diamonds is rocks and jakes is cop
    And if you got rubbed, you got stuck
    You got shot, you got bucked
    And if you got double-crossed, you got fucked
    Your bankroll is your poke, a choke hold is a yoke
    A kite is a note, a con is a okey doke
    And if you got punched that mean you got snuffed
    To clean is to buff, a bull scare is a strong bluff
    I know you like the way Im freakin it
    I talk with slang and ima never stop speakin it

    speak with criminal slang
    Thats just the way that I talk, yo
    vocabulary spills, Im ill

    Yo, yo
    A burglary is a jook, a woofs a crook
    Mobb deep already explained the meanin of shook
    If you caught a felony, you caught a f
    If you got killed, you got left
    If you got the dragon, you got bad breath
    If you 730, that mean you crazy
    Hit me on the hip means page me
    Angel dust is sherm, if you got aids, you got the germ
    If a chick gave you a disease, then you got burned
    Max mean to relax, guns and pistols is gats
    Condoms is hats, critters is cracks
    The food you eat is your grub
    A victims a mark
    A sweat box is a small club, your tick is your heart
    Your apartment is your pad
    Your old man is your dad
    The studio is the lab and heated is mad
    I know you like the way Im freakin it
    I talk with slang and ima never stop speakin it

    The iron horse is the train and champaign is bubbly
    A deuce is a honey thats ugly
    If your girl is fine, shes a dime
    A suit is a fine, jewelry is shine
    If you in love, that mean you blind
    Genuine is real, a face card is a hundred dollar bill
    A very hard, long stare is a grill
    If you sneakin to go see a girl, that mean you creepin
    Smilin is cheesin, bleedin is leakin
    Beggin is bummin, if you nuttin you comin
    Takin orders is sunnin, an ounce of coke is a onion
    A hotels a telly, a cell phones a celly
    Jealous is jelly, your food box is your belly
    To guerrilla mean to use physical force
    You took a l, you took a loss
    To show off mean floss, uh
    I know you like the way Im freakin it
    I talk with slang and ima never stop speakin it

    Yeah, yeah
    One love to my big brother, big lee
    Holdin it down
    Yeah, flamboyant for life
    Yeah yeah, flamboyant for life

    speak with criminal slang
    Thats just the way that I talk, yo
    vocabulary spills, Im ill

    Alec Dalek

    ^^^ whatever

    They’ve made a terrible choice of running mate for him. She makes him look 25 years older. This picture makes him look a big undead, which seem now like the only way he could finish his term.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    He’s 71. Not like he’s on deaths door. He could very well out live most of us.

    He survived a war already. And actually being in it too not just observing and crying.

    That picture is stupid. If someone made an Obama one everyone would shit everywhere. And by everyone I mean narrow minded assholes.

    Vote away. Who cares. But don’t think you’re actually doing anything. Accept how inconsequential your thoughts and opinions are to anyone but yourself and possibly a well paid bartender or therapist.

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