I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to take dumps at UCLA. We went out to a chocolate milk club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well).
After stirring my nesquick for a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from street fighter”.
And was I was like, “Yeah, MORTAAAAAAAALLLLLL KOMMMMMMMBAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s Thunder dome, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well… We engaged in mortal combat for several months
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phOMG IS THAT A GUY? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?