’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who works at Xavier’s Mansion. We went out to a pretend-your-normal club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After acting totally normal for a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from the X-Men?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Excalibur.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s dorm room, drank some boxed-wine, then he took his freaky four armed friend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize what she was until I got to kiss her and died