I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from The OC?â€Â. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
It was, in fact, me that put my weenus in her vagoogoo
oh heavens, it would appear that I have doubles in this post.
what am I ever to do?
Those look as though they may have been taken with a cell phone after a sexual encounter with a guy from Seattle.
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from The OC?â€Â. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
@magnus
Your posts are either 100% right or 100% LMFAO!
Just wanted to let you know.
@... Drew: lol @... u. copying reboot is as amusing as it is retarded.
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@... Breakdancingmonkey
I don’t know what you are talking about. You don’t believe that some guy on the internet didn’t sleep with Rachel Bilson?
I believe someone did. Just not you.
Of course it wasn’t him.
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
It was, in fact, me that put my weenus in her vagoogoo
This is keenly akin to my interests.