I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, my BFF’s are Amanda and Cougar?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her videos on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
natedog…I hope you hadn’t french kiss her..man…she is a slut!
Howie Feltersnatch (#262)
16 years ago
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I came on her face.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she went down on me, and she said, “Mmmmmphh, urk ulp mmmmfff urmmmmf mffffâ€Â. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she gagged. So I ended up coming on her face, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her videos on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
old as dirt.
I’d love to believe that she’s there because law school isn’t cheap…but unfortunately it’s likely because neither is feeding her kid.
thank god the internet is there to compound her failure as well as provide an audience for her pornographic endeavors.
I distinctly remember a more obscene version of this. Not that I would ever, ever want to lay eyes on it again.
o shit, the most ironic part is at the end, “Her advice to future grads is to think things through.”
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, my BFF’s are Amanda and Cougar?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her videos on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
copy pasta
natedog…I hope you hadn’t french kiss her..man…she is a slut!
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I came on her face.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she went down on me, and she said, “Mmmmmphh, urk ulp mmmmfff urmmmmf mffffâ€Â. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she gagged. So I ended up coming on her face, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her videos on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
p0rn souce