LOL at the facebook one.
Ha! That last one is about how I broke my hand a few years ago. D’oh.
I declare this whole post pure win +99.4 internets to tiki god.
The only one its missing is
a guy sick and puking on someone = a guy sick and puking in a toilet.
Minor correction: if it’s APD there’s no difference between drunk and sober. Other cops, your mileage may vary.
MASSIVE WIN.
thats so true cuz im drunk now and tried to hit on some emo red head chick, that looked hot but probably sober isn’t
lol so much im third from the bottom combined with the facebook. its embarassing
rofl @... caps lock and the receipt
xD this pretty much sums up all my guy friends.
this just needed a “am not drunk i can drive you home”. a huevo.
LOL at the facebook one.
Ha! That last one is about how I broke my hand a few years ago. D’oh.
I declare this whole post pure win +99.4 internets to tiki god.
The only one its missing is
a guy sick and puking on someone = a guy sick and puking in a toilet.
Minor correction: if it’s APD there’s no difference between drunk and sober. Other cops, your mileage may vary.
MASSIVE WIN.
thats so true cuz im drunk now and tried to hit on some emo red head chick, that looked hot but probably sober isn’t
lol so much
im third from the bottom combined with the facebook. its embarassing
rofl @... caps lock and the receipt
xD this pretty much sums up all my guy friends.
this just needed a “am not drunk i can drive you home”. a huevo.