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Yee Haw! Bring it on!
I’m sorry, but I can’t allow you to access /music/. If I did, those dirty terrorist would win. I’ve declared Executive Privilege on this page which means I don’t have to show it to no one! Heh, heh.
I gotta protect America from the evil doers. See, this page you were trying to access had letters and numberbers. Those sneaky evil doers could have rearranged all them letters and numberbers and made some sort of code in their heebly-jeebly language. I had to take this page down to protect God fearing Americans.
The web page you were looking for is like an Iraqi WMD. People tell you it’s here. Smart people tell you it’s here. They even use fancy-shmancy links making you think it’s here. Then, when you come here, you can’t find it. Course, unlike me, you probably won’t be flying onto an aircraft carrier to declare “Mission Accomplished” but I think you get the picture.