I respectfully disagree, dispite the popularity of the Chuck Norris “thing”. In real life, Chuck’s not a good actor (great fighter though), and does not have half the charm and unbeatable sexual charisma that is: Patrick-bare-back-mother-fucking-Stewart.
Chuck jokes make me laugh too… but Picard blows that fool out of the water.
I hope to have a hottie like him to molest when I’m older.
Cuz he’s a pimp
Genetically predisposed to be 366% more bad-ass than any other human.
There’s no sexy quite like “80s sci-fi sexy”.
So awesome, phasers bounce right off of him.
This picture is so awesome it almost makes me gay
@... talllankyguy
Yeah, it’s okay to have a man crush. No worries.
nomnomnom
@... Camiam321
nobody is better than Chuck Norris … dont forget it !
@... MonkeyHitman (and other Norris lovers)
I respectfully disagree, dispite the popularity of the Chuck Norris “thing”. In real life, Chuck’s not a good actor (great fighter though), and does not have half the charm and unbeatable sexual charisma that is: Patrick-bare-back-mother-fucking-Stewart.
Chuck jokes make me laugh too… but Picard blows that fool out of the water.
@... MonkeyHitman
In a fight: Norris fo sho.
And no mean spirit intended, man… I just gotta represent Picard.
Oh would I ever hit it. Happily. Twice.
@... Camiam321,, Picard is too intelligent to let chuck norris get close to him. He’d eject chuck into space and detonate a torpedo soon after.
@anyone who said Norris would win
Dont you remember? Picard is still part Borg, he would kick Chucks ass all Bruce Lee Style!
Ha! The only think Norris-lovers can come back with would be already stale Norris jokes!
@... GorillaMunch
Too true. Picard FTW