Uh, they’re both black? They’re noses are pretty similar, I guess. Otherwise, their hair, foreheads, eyebrows, eye shapes, ears, smiles, necks, and complexions are almost, but not entirely, completely unlike each other.

Dang, I suffer from a bit of prosopagnosia myself, but even I can tell these two don’t look anything alike.

Now Matthew McConnaughey and Owen Wilson, Pavoratti and Paul Prudhomme, Sam Donaldson and Mr. Spock, Sarah Jessica Parker and the back end of a horse–those give me trouble.