To collect the plutonium from the infamous plutonium trees, which expel unbelievablely large amounts of gamma radition, turning the chicken into a chicken hulk, on other side so that it could build a bomb…and destroy the world as a hulk chicken. Why else would a chicken cross a road?
Does the chicken need a reason? Why can’t a chicken just cross the road? Why does it have to tell you? It doesn’t need to validate its own existence and justify its actions to you.
Why did you have sex with men? WHY, PEDANTIC, WHY.
What a gold digging whore, rot in hell where all gold diggers belong.
bitch
The most obvious joke ever written.
hey, unknown
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To collect the plutonium from the infamous plutonium trees, which expel unbelievablely large amounts of gamma radition, turning the chicken into a chicken hulk, on other side so that it could build a bomb…and destroy the world as a hulk chicken. Why else would a chicken cross a road?
Does the chicken need a reason? Why can’t a chicken just cross the road? Why does it have to tell you? It doesn’t need to validate its own existence and justify its actions to you.
Why did you have sex with men? WHY, PEDANTIC, WHY.
The chicken’s reason is completely irrelevent. Intentions are meaningless, only the end result matters.
@Lord Cocksworth
Are they really? Then what about Mens rea?
No, I’ve been checked, it’s not that.