“Look, a pack of elephants.”
“Herd.”
“What?”
“Herd of elephants.”
“Of course I’ve heard of elephants!”
“No, no; an elephant herd!”
“Well, what do I care? I have nothing to hide from them.”
You know there’s a simple way to tell in an emergency if an elephant is leading a fake charge, or a real one against you. Unfortunately, the main difference is if you’re dead or not.
“Look, a pack of elephants.”
“Herd.”
“What?”
“Herd of elephants.”
“Of course I’ve heard of elephants!”
“No, no; an elephant herd!”
“Well, what do I care? I have nothing to hide from them.”
Why is it not rainbow checkered?
Elephant centered: “What are you lookin’ at?!”
Elephant to the left: “Keep walking, Todd, he’s not worth it.”
You know there’s a simple way to tell in an emergency if an elephant is leading a fake charge, or a real one against you. Unfortunately, the main difference is if you’re dead or not.