“All of a sudden, dentures aren’t just for Grandpa anymore! Freeze up a batch of Frozen Smiles and drop them into any glass – they’re the ice cubes that grin right back at you (and your esteemed party guests). They’re sure to add a little bite to whatever you’re drinking! Imported. Hand wash.”
All I need to make my caipirinha* colder!!
Brazilian drink, with lemon, sugar and cachaça
Idk if a severed jaw smiles…but made right it could very well make a party scarrier…
Had a hockey playing room mate in college that had the real dentures @21 yrs old. The nice thing about that was you could clearly understand him when he was brushing his teeth and conversing with you.