I always pictured the idea of a guardian angel as sweet and honest…not…batshit scary and on steroids. Where the hell is his shield? All he’s got is a lance, there. Offensive Angel? Sweet….
My guardian angel is a tiny flying Pikachu-like creature wearing a white hood and shoots lightning bolts out of his eyeballs. I think he’s pretty effective, because I’ve never gotten into a car crash, broken a bone, needed to get stitches, or gotten mugged. Thanks Pikaguardian!
Howie Feltersnatch (#262)
16 years ago
Hey, asshole, turn that light off, will ya? Can’t you see I’m trying to get some shut-eye here?
Is it just me, or are the shadows way off?
Yeah, but I’m not taking it up with that angel. It looks like he could FUCK YOU UP!
messenger of god is watching you masturbate.
i dont see god’s protection like that
it’s more like a bubble around my shit that only lets bad events come through if they’re important
i know that sounds stupid so i wont expound upon such christfag fuckery any further at this time, tyvm
in b4 that whole ‘god works in mysterious ways’ bullshit
I always pictured the idea of a guardian angel as sweet and honest…not…batshit scary and on steroids. Where the hell is his shield? All he’s got is a lance, there. Offensive Angel? Sweet….
My guardian angel is a tiny flying Pikachu-like creature wearing a white hood and shoots lightning bolts out of his eyeballs. I think he’s pretty effective, because I’ve never gotten into a car crash, broken a bone, needed to get stitches, or gotten mugged. Thanks Pikaguardian!
Hey, asshole, turn that light off, will ya? Can’t you see I’m trying to get some shut-eye here?
A well placed bat to the cranium, and I bet he’d go down.
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Hmm, but then that “guardian angel” fellow might get pissed. Ahh well.
Yeah…pretty sure Guardian Angels are supposed to be all heavenly and stuff, not looking like they were the ones who crucified Jesus.