“As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. “Tell us,” they said, “when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?”
Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Christ,’ and will deceive many. You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. All these are the beginning of birth pains.”
Oh ya…fuck China. If they didn’t half ass their building codes those people wouldn’t have died. So complain to your government. Oh wait. You can’t or they’re murder you.
So basically his great prophesy was essentially: “I predict there’s going to be some wars, some famines, and some earthquakes.” I can do it too, see here: “There will be floods and hurricanes and tornadoes over the next 7 years.” Ok, so let’s if my prediction comes true.
No sad tag? I found it sad.
It’s not sad because he’s not white.
its always sad
until you add a lol
god works in “mysterious” ways, ima enjoy my stay in hell.
^^^
I always loved that “mysterious ways” crap.
I just don’t understand why “mysterious ways” gets God off the hook for being an asshole.
When I claim to work in “mysterious ways” I still get called an asshole.
BTW… sorry if this offends any of you slack-jawed, Christian zombies. You will have to forgive me. I comment in “mysterious ways”.
Matthew 24:3-8
“As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. “Tell us,” they said, “when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?”
Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Christ,’ and will deceive many. You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. All these are the beginning of birth pains.”
Is dis how i shot troll?
Amen, Ack.
Alotofmen actually. Smothered in baby oil.
What?
Oh ya…fuck China. If they didn’t half ass their building codes those people wouldn’t have died. So complain to your government. Oh wait. You can’t or they’re murder you.
lolz all around, folks.
@natedog
So basically his great prophesy was essentially: “I predict there’s going to be some wars, some famines, and some earthquakes.” I can do it too, see here: “There will be floods and hurricanes and tornadoes over the next 7 years.” Ok, so let’s if my prediction comes true.
@natedog
Just curious… birth pains? Birth to what?