* Chuck Norris doesn’t have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy.
* Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all of the clothes correctly.
* Chuck Norris won’t suck your dick for money; he will gladly do it for free.
* Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups; he’s too old.
* Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again christian fundie.
* When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it’s Mike Huckabee
* Chuck Norris doesn’t read books; he’s actually a pretty ignorant person.
It’s at the corner of King and Ottawa…I think they were just putting up the Chuck Norris sign the day I took the picture. It wasn’t the time I went past it before then
oh my god, where is this place? i was just in k/w and i didn’t see it. which makes me sad.
Nothing is faster than Chuck Norris. Nothing.
I’ve never seen it in kitchener either 🙁
You haven’t seen it because Chuck Norris has Round-House kicked it to dust.
* Chuck Norris doesn’t have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy.
* Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all of the clothes correctly.
* Chuck Norris won’t suck your dick for money; he will gladly do it for free.
* Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups; he’s too old.
* Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again christian fundie.
* When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it’s Mike Huckabee
* Chuck Norris doesn’t read books; he’s actually a pretty ignorant person.
@The Matrix: Rebooted
LMAO… it’s funny cuz it’s all true.
@The Matrix: Rebooted
oooo snap
i meant to comment earlier but i was watching that procrastination post……
@The Matrix: Rebooted
The truth is Phail.
This is false advertising. Nothing is faster than Chuck…
It’s at the corner of King and Ottawa…I think they were just putting up the Chuck Norris sign the day I took the picture. It wasn’t the time I went past it before then