Keep in mind the only positive thing to come out of pregnancy is the temporary boob thing, besides that it’s all torture. I prefer to get big boobs from another woman than sit through endless bitching and moaning and one big gross ball growing on a skinny body. It’s like a failed Alien egg.
Bonus: delicious placenta.
Those titties may be sexy for 9 months (more if breast feeding), but when the well dries up, everything else moves south.
Way down south.
thats one sharp shnozz
Fat tits are still just fat tits. It’s not the same.
Keep in mind the only positive thing to come out of pregnancy is the temporary boob thing, besides that it’s all torture. I prefer to get big boobs from another woman than sit through endless bitching and moaning and one big gross ball growing on a skinny body. It’s like a failed Alien egg.
…and apparently over the course of 9 months your hair will grow only a fraction of a millimeter? lol
where’s the part that shows a big ass?
pregnancy is so not with it
*worth** i am retarded :[
I’ll take the small tits in exchange for having a flexible partner any day. Who wants to look at their front panel anyway…face down, ass up.