2021: A small group of rogue Americans hijack an airplane and fly it into the Burj Al-Arab, in Dubai. The United Arab Emirates spends the next five years invading Canada and torturing its citizens, eventually leaving over 80,000 dead.
Oops, that’s not funny.
This, sirrah, is amazing.
amazing, eh absofuckinglutely.
I wanna know the source.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Wow thats the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.
That’s just good comedy. If only it weren’t do damned accurate.
fucking A.
but they forgot to mention that the price of hockey went to it’s highest price ever…
@dieAntagonista
It’s from Married to the Sea: www.marriedtothesea.com/mtts-archives/mttsarchive-apr08.php
This is actually pretty damn funny, if I say so myself.
Blame Canada.
@... st_judas
What are you talking about? Accurate? I can’t possibly find any comparable event, you must be crazy.
Oh I get what you did there. It’s like a comparison. 😐
I wish it weren’t so broad and stupid. It’s funny if you’ve got .01% of the info the way most Americans do.
If Iraq were full of Canadians and Canada were a dictatorship who had just invaded…I dunno…wealthy Greenland? Then maybe this would work. If we were publicly stating we had the death of the UAE on our minds and rallied our people around that cause…then maybe this would make some sense. If our domestic population of English and French were shooting the shit out of each other and burrowing the country into a perennial state of civil unrest…then mayyyybe.
But it fails. It fails hard and then it fails some more.
What’s not funny is someone thought they were clever when they drew that little mess. And they probably protest, tell people to watch crappy conspiracy movies, and collect social assistance while still living with their parents. All the while wondering why foreign investors have pulled away from putting money into the US and blaming their own president for all their problems.
Looks like mAgnUS BUTTfoorson bought every word the media spoon-fed him. It’s people like him that make good soldiers, christians, or something else that doesn’t require thinking about things in a critical manner.
Hi pot, I’m kettle. And I believe it is you who are black. 😛
People like you make good welfare cases.
Oh btw: since you’re obviously new…I’m Canadian.
So…ya. You lose.
I *am* new, I had no idea this place had a rule saying that opposing canadians resulted in automatic juvenile proclamations of victory. Who cares if you are canadian, and who would bother to remember it?
this might not be the most accurate scenario, but close enough.
there are plenty of religious fanatics that might crusade.
too bad america wasnt invaded during the Civil War. yeah, thats right, america has the capability of killing its citizens.
oh, and the pot-kettle comment… went nowhere
Why so uptight? If you actually checked their website you can see they make some of the best comics on the web. Its humor for laughing at.
Well no duh Americans, just like any other people, have the *potential* to kill each other.
And America being invaded during the Civil War would still be nothing like what’s going on in Iraq.
This is absolutely ridiculous.
U.A.E. doesn’t have the firepower
@magnus
Even you get owned once in a while.
I’ll readily admit if I get told and am wrong but this fucking idiot just plain missed the point.
You didn’t “oppose” me. You made some inane bullshit faggot statement that was clearly an attack on a certain segment I am not a part of. You also cited media influence for my perspective when everyone (even some retards like you) knows the media if heavily biased towards the uninformed hippie point of view you are presenting.
Think about that in a critical manner you half wit queer little prick.
I’m sorry was that too juvenile for you? Well apparently you’re not only new here but to the internet as well. This is going to be rough on you but…you’re probably going to get a lot more of this kind of reaction if you are in the habit of shooting your mouth off like an asshole.
I tried being polite in my response and you for whatever reason interpreted it as a green light to be even more of a loser.
This picture is stupid. Its not ‘not funny’ because its insulting. Its not funny because it is the kind of thing someone with zero knowledge of global politics would chortle at just because they think they’re supposed to. Then if you call them out on it they give you a reaction like I got from pisshead over there.
Why don’t you give a good explanation of how what I said was wrong? Take the dick out of your mouth first please.
troll?
seems to be more insults in there than logic…fail.
its demonstrating that if the table were turned and they attacked the a) the wrong group and b) for the actions of few (as americans did) it would not be funny.
über troll action right there.
also, magnusbuttforwhatever, tl;dr.
too bad you didn’t read what I wrote because I pointed out the massive flaws in your thinking and this fucking crappy cartoon.
Poor Pants. Poor poor Pants.
short enough?
wow mAgnUS BUTTfoorson, let loose a little. laugh at the cartoon. it is funny cuz it could happen if roles were reversed. but you dont get that. how the hell are you in canada and not see this.
and what you write is trivial. you dont say much for the amount you write. “if you have nothing good to say, dont say anything at all”
Holy shit you fucking retard…
I KNOW THAT’S WHAT IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT BUT THE REASON IT’S FUCKING STUPID IS BECAUSE IT DOESN’T TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE MASSIVE VARIABLES I MENTIONED BEFORE AND IT OPERATING PURELY ON GEOGRAPHY.
AS I SAID THIS IS THE KIND OF THING UNINFORMED FUKWITS GIGGLE AT BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO CAUSE THEY SO SMERT ETC. THESE SAME PEOPLE WOULD BE THE ONES GUILTY OF MEDIA BRAINWASHING.
GET IT?
“If Iraq were full of Canadians and Canada were a dictatorship who had just invaded…I dunno…wealthy Greenland? Then maybe this would work. If we were publicly stating we had the death of the UAE on our minds and rallied our people around that cause…then maybe this would make some sense. If our domestic population of English and French were shooting the shit out of each other and burrowing the country into a perennial state of civil unrest…then mayyyybe.”
Understand?
No?
That’s because you’re a fucking moron.
My God. You’re just about the biggest dumbshit I’ve ever come across. Go turn on the Daily Show and laugh along like you have any idea about whats going on in the world you limp dick little sheep.
‘tee hee…itth wike eewak wer gog boosh sented miwitawy and waw ith a bad ting. me tho thmert.’
You’re a fucking idiot. The worst part is you’re typical.
Hey wait a sec… dood! I love the daily show…! Does that make me typical? Dagnabbit!!!
so you disagree with the cartoon and are trying to force that down everyones throats.
the thing is the united states will always be the dominating power, and kinda a bully nation. but the middle east in general will never be conquered. hence a war over there is futile. just like a war in canada would go nowhere. there prolly wouldnt be many casualties in a canadian war, and the US would crush them… nobody wants to war with america, but send a message.
war is futile. and funny. and when you out a new twist on it, then its really funny.
for the second time. insults only backfire on you. And caps lock doesnt make you look cool either.
It’s like I’m standing in front of you pointing at “the point” and you’re shaking your head and saying “no….that’s not right at all”.
You can’t argue with facts. Hell you can’t argue at all. You’re a fucking moron.
You have demonstrated an outright absence of knowledge of anything related to this. You reiterate a point that was combated in the first post I made.
You know what doesn’t make you look cool? Being a fucking retard who with every post lets me know that no matter how big of a retard I knew you to be before you will prove me wrong and are in fact much more retarded.
btw: China laughs at the US frequently. I like America but that’s just another way you’re wrong and are a fucking idiot.
I mean the middle east will never be conquered? You’re not there to conquer anything asshole! It’s not colonization! You’re supposed to be liberating people from a dictatorship! Hence this cartoon making no sense and the only correlation being a geographic flip. Which is idiotic. Which is why its not funny.
What are you 14? You did just wake up from a coma?
What’s wrong with you or is it just plain old fashioned stupidity?
oh and would you please now take the next faggot step in the hierarchy of faggotry and retreat to a puppet master stance where you profess to have fained this utter stupidity in some kind of pathetic, nerd flailing attempt at controlling something in your life.
Thanks.
hmmm, very descriptive.
if you arent insecure, then dont flame.
“if you aren’t insecure…
…then don’t “flame””
Ok people there it is. He is a retard.
Sorry I wasted any time on you at all “uberubermensch” or on the first idiot who missed every point like they were going to hurt.
Here’s the answer to the cartoon:
it’s hilarious!**
**if you’re a complete fucking moron who doesn’t know a God damned thing about the world or anything this cartoon is relating to. You really need to be one of those gangly, snide little pricks who says things like ‘Bush sucks’ because your sorry little ass saw someone else say it on TV and you really want to sound grown up and smart.
– Serraph, thanks a lot.