Being from Turkey where Doner was invented this made me rofl.

For those who wonder, Doner is a kind of kebab, made with either beef or chicken, preferably with vegetables. Its first made into a very large cylinder. Then pierced through with a metal piece, which helps it spin around itself slowly in front of fire, vertically. The outer layer is slowly cooked and sliced with a special knife like strips of paper. It is then served on top of butter-fried, sauced bread pieces, with butter and sauce on top, yoghurt on the side.