No way. He hit up all the desert pussy on Tatooine. All the girls see him strut into the local cantina and say, “Oh snap here comes that moisture farmer Luke Skywalker! I want him to ride me like a dewback.” Pimpin’ aint easy when you control the moisture.
Ever read Splinter of the Mind’s Eye? It takes place between 5 & 6. Written waaaay back in the day. Even more incestuous implications than this here pic.
Kinda sucks the last girl he kissed before becoming a Jedi was his sister. Probably got a chubby when he saw her in that bikini.
Wasn’t Leia the ONLY girl he ever kisses? Now that is sad.
No way. He hit up all the desert pussy on Tatooine. All the girls see him strut into the local cantina and say, “Oh snap here comes that moisture farmer Luke Skywalker! I want him to ride me like a dewback.” Pimpin’ aint easy when you control the moisture.
@Samael
i’m sad that buzz lightyear has to be busted out for this:
“You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.”
Ever read Splinter of the Mind’s Eye? It takes place between 5 & 6. Written waaaay back in the day. Even more incestuous implications than this here pic.