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The ONLY thing cool about that movie was the flame effects. The fire looked pretty damn good. Too bad watching that movie is equal to having Nick Cage come to your home and take a shit into your eyes and ears.
Anything with Nick Cage in it sucks.
i dunno gone in sixty seconds wasn’t that bad but i have to admit you put anyone besides Cage in that role and the movie would have been 10000 times better.
Nick Cage was in Red Rock West which was a really good movie.
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I defy you not to love Con Air. Failing that Adaptation is pretty good.
Cage? He was good in The Rock and actually awesome in Lord of War.
You all appear to be forgetting Raising Arizona! “You got any of them baloons that blow up into funny shapes?”
“Not unless round is funny”
Fucking. Genius.
Nick Cage’s best role was Fu Manchu in one of the Grindhouse trailers.
Damn you all! I couldn’t post from home when I saw this, and was waiting to get to work so I could run off a list of movies from an IMDB search of Cage proving that he doesn’t automatically auto-suck movies.
That said, of the list I was going to post you have missed:
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (not a big part, I know)
Face/Off
8MM
And I know many of you will disagree, but I really liked the first Natural Treasure. The second one killed the idea entirely though.
This was an awesome movie to MST3K if you have a little to drink.
Everything GH drives by explodes EVERYTHING! Billboards, cars, lizards. LIZARDS!
Nick Cage has a special power: every move he’s in becomes mockably bad. If that movie is beyond mockably bad, it improves, and if that movie was good, it gets worse.
Indeed, mockably bad should be called “Nick Cage.”
And yes, Raising Arizona is an exception. Those Cohen Brothers managed to keep the movie in un-mockable suck-zone despite the Cage Effect.
Think of it this way: Every single movie Cage has been in would have been better had he not been cast. He only gets roles because of who he’s related too. He’s an example of the ugly side of nepotism.
Man, i did love Lord of War
Lord of War had some good writing, but Cage’s voicover sounded like they were using a robot to save costs.
“Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It’s the worlds most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood, it doesn’t break, jam, or overheat. It will fire whether it’s covered in mud or filled with sand. It’s so easy even a child could use it, and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people’s greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.”
I’m one of the few who liked Ghost Rider. They’re working on a sequel, I think.
He was good in Moonstruck. The second National Treasure was bad, but don’t blame him for a bad script.
I liked Ghost Rider, but not because it was good, simply because it was the underloved Ghost Rider.
Look, I like Nick Cage as an actor. I would say though, about 70% that he is in does suck. I liked The Rock, Gone in 6o seconds, Lord of War, National Treasure, and of course Rasing Arizona. Face Off, Moonstruck, and 8mm were ok, and Con-Air had its moments (mainly because of John Cuzack or John Malcovich), but those are the only things he’s notable good at. Just look at Snake Eyes or The Whicker Man. HORRIBLE.
Now Ghost Rider…where to start.
This could have been the coolest movie EVER, but it sucked. First off, Nick Cage. Too old for the part, and not the best actor to play as a demon killer. Second, that asshole red-head Donal Logue ( from Grounded For Life – no need to be in the movie), next is Eva Mendes had no need to be as a love interest (plus I find it to be her worst gig since Too Fast Too Furious). Peter Fonda can play a mean Free Spirited Road Hog, but he is no Mephistopheles. Lastly, WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE ACTION. Ghost Rider rides his back up the side of building – thats cool. He defeats a demon in under 60 seconds of fighting by making a whirl wind with his chain – TOTALLY FUCKING LAME!! The best fight in the entire movie is the first one where he get smashed by a truck, but thats it. Each fight is no more than 3 minutes! The WORST is when you don’t even get to see him kill the demon underwater. WHO THE FUCK BASES DEMONS OFF OF ELEMENTS, ANYWAYS. The Budhists, thats who, and they don’t even believe in Lucifer and Mephistopheles. THERE NEEDED TO BE BLOOD AND GORE, BONES AND TORTURE! and you’re given is some lame ass demon made from air. FUCK THIS MOVIE, I’m going to go watch Death Proof.
One of the worst things for the movie was the motto for the movie “His curse became his power”. Curse being: given this crazy power to go do stuff for the devil. This causes him headaches and a chance to miss one (1) date.
…. What a curse!
I just saw this on DVD and I wasn’t too disappointed with it.