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    TrikYodz

    Ash FTW
    snake was Cliche out the ass

    schulzbrianr

    A cliche of what? And, Ash (and the entire Army of Darkness film) wasn’t the cheesiest pile of garbage ever? I love them both, but, you can’t pick on one without the other being equally targeted.

    TrikYodz

    Ash had Funny interesting quips and good sayings
    snakes lines were
    predictable and dull
    although he was somewhat cool
    ASH HAS A CHAINSAW FOR A FUCKIN HAND
    how cool is that

    schulzbrianr

    imo:
    Silenced MAC-10+Eyepatch>Chainsaw hand+double-barreled shotgun.
    Although, I’m on the ninja side in the “ninja vs pirates” debate. Now that I think about it, does an eyepatch and a silenced weapon sort of put you on both teams?
    And, Snakes lines were perfect, it was the sarcastic cynical shit I would say if I were in his situation. Same with Ash, for the most part, which is why I don’t feel that there is any reason to prefer one over the other in this depiction.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Ash isn’t just from Army of Darkness of course. Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2 resulted in Army of Darkness (plus countless videogames and a musical which is actually pretty funny).
    Escape from NY gave us Escape from LA. That’s proof enough that he sucks.
    Ash could win this with his eyes closed.
    Plus Bruce is awesome and Kurt Russell is not so much awesome.

    schulzbrianr

    I’m well aware of Evil Dead (and 2), but I feel that both characters were awesome. Bruce Campbell may be better than Kurt Russell, but remember, Kurt Russell was also Jack Burton.

    Also, I’m confused as to why a chainsaw would throw sparks off of a seemingly wooden bat?

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Logic has no place within these walls.
    Another point to consider: the film makers behind each and their subsequent careers.
    Ash wins again.

    schulzbrianr

    Spiderman 3?

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    spider-man 3 > [Ghosts of Mars|Vampires|Village of the Damned]

    schulzbrianr

    Wow, I think not, but ok. Tobey Maguire as emo-spidey? Topher Grace as VENOM!!!

    Ghosts of Mars had Natasha Henstridge, and I believe Jason Statham. Any (mainstream) movie (with a decent budget and cast) about vampires is almost guaranteed to be worth watching (except Bloodrayne II etc).

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Spiderman 3 was the hiccup amongst a whole slathering of quality.
    Vs. Carpenter who has pretty much sucked on failures dick for the past 30 years.

    Sarcastastic

    The real question we should be debating is what the hell is he shooting?

    xaldinlancer

    and whats with the giant fork?

    schulzbrianr

    Have you seen “Army of Darkness”? He gets assaulted in a cabin by a gang of mini-hims.

    Rawr

    WTF is with the full scale fork in the background

    schulzbrianr

    The same thing that is going on with the giant fork xaldinlancer sees. The midget Ashes are stabbing Ash with it, just like in the movie “Army of Darkness”….

    TrikYodz

    ash still wins

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