Apple Store – 5th Ave, NYC

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The best thing about this store is the glass staircase going down from the surface where you can look up women’s skirts as they come in…not saying that I have.



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    bob

    I go in with my PC and play a game that hasn’t been ported to Mac yet. Something like Quake 2.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    1) Quake 4 for Mac
    2) People who buy macs don’t care that much about games.

    garbledxmission

    That’s because people who buy macs are about as much fun as herpes.

    jasonp

    Macs dont play video games? Yeah, neither do PC’s though, given that PC gaming has all but died. Look at the PC vs Console sales numbers…

    bob

    Duck, Vagina is something we can all agree on. Even Mac users strangely enough.

    Alec Dalek

    @japsonp – PC gaming is stronger than ever. More and more exclusives (mainly 360 because the Japanese are dicks) are coming to Platform.

    Now, as for the image at hand, all I have to say is Gay Faggy Fag Fag Apple Faggy Sucks a Wangbasket Shitwhistle for 10 days!!!

    Hazard

    My school had a clear glass staircase in the library, but they had to frost it because guys would do precisely that- sit in the chairs underneath and skirt-scout. Nasty.

    Alec Dalek

    I thought most “trendy” Mac user types either can’t get vagina, or don’t want it to begin with.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    AlecDalek, I’m not going to argue on technical merit, but Macs are TOTAL CHICK MAGNETS.
    I just got a new iMac last week, so the two or three girls who offices near me wanted to check it out. I showed them the new Photobooth (which is a green screen-type program that let you take your picture with a background like Paris or whatever). By the end of the day, I had something like 20 girls come by my office and want to get their picture taken with me in front of the Eiffel Tower.
    I’m not saying that I got laid, but I talked to more girls in one day than most neck bearded geeks who shower on a weekly basis and wear the same clothes everyday.

    Saphykitten

    I envy your life, Reboot.

    natedog

    reboot, how do you get 20 chicks to drool over your new neat-o computer and software and NOT getting laid?

    you’ve seriously got to work on the close, buddy

    LordPartyTime

    I’m a PC owner, laugh every time I see a mac, don’t wear a beard, shower daily, have enough clothes to go for 2 months without doing laundry (never wearing the same thing twice), live away from my parents (not even in a basement!!) and get more tail than any geek ever should. 20 for a new piece of hardware is not bad, what did you do after lunch?

    goforbroke

    LPT

    was this the dream you were having the other nite? your roomate was telling me that you woke up screaming about losing your boyfriend

    j/k but at the bar the other nite that was a clasic line you gave that chick, shoulda gotten her number

    Alec Dalek

    You still didn’t get laid. You see, the Mac was the problem. They were too focused on it (“Ooo, shiney”) and not enough on you. PC’s are boxy but good.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    LPT, you missed my point, I DO have a beard, I am pretty hit and miss on the showering issue and I’ve literally been wearing the same shirt since Sunday (there’s a pic in my last comment. I don’t live with my parents, in fact my apartment has a nice few of Puget Sound).
    Despite all that, scores of ladies dropped by my office to drool over my new iMac and have their picture taken with me. That is the power of the Mac chick magnet. Now imagine what could happen for a sharp-dressed man, such as yourself.
    natedog, I think that answer your question, too.

    LordPartyTime

    Aaaaah, makes sense when you point out that it was not a comparison between yourself (imac included) and PC users (many of whom are just as you described). I doubt I could really use much more attention, really. I actually overwork the little guy as it is, i wouldn’t want to become dependent on a little blue pill to give everyone their fix. Before you know it, I’d end up like heath ledger (i know, morbid reference, but there it is)

    Gunface01

    So anyway LOLOLO MAC SUX LOLOL U GUYZ R DUM LOLOLO

    LordPartyTime


    Does that mean you have a gun to your face, or you need a gun FOR your face? (because you just cant stand looking in a mirror anymore and thus cannot go on living)

    el_metal

    as much as i hate macfags i have to agree with reboot on the magnet factor of apple products, same happen with iphones and ipods when they started. even those ugly imacs from the 90’s got the attention of the ladies, usually attractive, hence dumb chicks.
    i think the imacs were what calmed the fear girls had of computers.

    Gunface01

    LPT: My face is a gun. Imagine it.

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