Damn, that’s it, this advertisement just convinced me to start smoking (and therefore being awesome) even though I’m only 16. From now, every morning, I’m going to smoke 3 packs of cigarettes then two cigars. And when I’m 18 I add prostitutes to the morning retinue.
You should never start shagging prostitutes. They’re an expensive addiction that are bad for your health, and have been attributed to lung cancer, infertility, and premature death.
I totally should never have quit.
Damn, that’s it, this advertisement just convinced me to start smoking (and therefore being awesome) even though I’m only 16. From now, every morning, I’m going to smoke 3 packs of cigarettes then two cigars. And when I’m 18 I add prostitutes to the morning retinue.
mmm mmm mmm toasty!
Black and mild’s ftw.
@Kolossos:
You should never start shagging prostitutes. They’re an expensive addiction that are bad for your health, and have been attributed to lung cancer, infertility, and premature death.
*lights up a smoke*