I hate to be the dick who points out why this is impossible, but 98 pounds? 98 pounds? How big is this brain? 15.6 cubic feet? And only 90 calories? If the caloric content of human brains are anywhere near that of cow brains (which seems reasonable: we ain’t nothing but mammals) the calorie count should be about 6300 kcal. Also: there are no carbs in brains but there are a lot of proteins,.
I remember reading somewhere that when you got smarter, your brain got more ‘wrinkles.’ As a child, this led me to believe that if I got to smart, my brain would wrinkle itself into oblivion.
I hate to be the dick who points out why this is impossible, but 98 pounds? 98 pounds? How big is this brain? 15.6 cubic feet? And only 90 calories? If the caloric content of human brains are anywhere near that of cow brains (which seems reasonable: we ain’t nothing but mammals) the calorie count should be about 6300 kcal. Also: there are no carbs in brains but there are a lot of proteins,.
In short, the label is completely inaccurate.
mmm brains
Yum. 98 pounds. Must have been Einstein’s brain.
I remember reading somewhere that when you got smarter, your brain got more ‘wrinkles.’ As a child, this led me to believe that if I got to smart, my brain would wrinkle itself into oblivion.
That said. Braaaaiiins . . .
OM NOM NOM NOM
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