stolen from a retirement home newsletter
baby, don’t hurt me. don’t hurt me, no more.
Or (shamelessly stolen from Dan Savage)
Love is making out with someone after you’ve blown a load on his/her face.
tl;dr
Love is not having to wipe off the applicator.
Love is not telling them they’re fat even though they are.
Love is not paying them money afterward.
Love is where you beat them for being out of line. I’m just trying to help, I swear!
^ what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing you haven’t told her twice already…
“Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket”
Love is where two people say sickening things at each other and then go and copulate. AH, the circle of life.
I love cheesy as much as the next person, but what 7 year girl says “Love is when you tell a guy…”?
baby, don’t hurt me. don’t hurt me, no more.
Or (shamelessly stolen from Dan Savage)
Love is making out with someone after you’ve blown a load on his/her face.
tl;dr
Love is not having to wipe off the applicator.
Love is not telling them they’re fat even though they are.
Love is not paying them money afterward.
Love is where you beat them for being out of line. I’m just trying to help, I swear!
^ what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing you haven’t told her twice already…
“Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket”
Love is where two people say sickening things at each other and then go and copulate. AH, the circle of life.
I love cheesy as much as the next person, but what 7 year girl says “Love is when you tell a guy…”?