natedog, what the heck is a ‘lazer’? You don’t mean ‘LASER’, which is an ‘Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation’, do you?
Nah, enough being a spelling-Nazi (laser vs lazer just really grinds my gears because it makes no sense whatsoever), I remember seeing this thing (or something just as big) back when I was a boy scout. I believe it was in the back of the Boy’s Life magazines that I read like pornographic reading. Very good times, although that thing might end up taking over the world in the wrong hands. :O
wheres the girlfriend?
o thats right
it probabally has a built in blowup doll
* 10 mm detachable hexagonal wrench – Screwdriver – Spoke key (3.3 mm and 3.5 mm) openings – Extension lever 10 mm detachable hexagonal wrench – Screwdriver – Spoke key (3.3 mm and 3.5 mm) openings – Extension lever
* All-purpose wrench (exclusivity) All-purpose wrench (exclusivity)
* Bit holder Bit holder
* Blade with blunt point Blade with blunt point
* Can opener Can opener
* Case opener Case opener
* Chain rivet setter Chain rivet setter
* Cigar cutter (patented) Cigar cutter (patented)
* Club face cleaner (exclusivity) Club face cleaner (exclusivity)
* Combination tool : Screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusivity) – Can opener – Cap lifter Combination tool : Screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusivity) – Can opener – Cap lifter
* Corkscrew Corkscrew
* Curved hexagonal key Curved hexagonal key
* Detachable marker Detachable marker
* Fish scaler – Fish disgorger – Lineguide Fish scaler – Fish disgorger – Lineguide
* Flat Phillips screwdriver Flat Phillips screwdriver
* Flat pliers Flat pliers
* Flat screwdriver 3.5 mm with safety lock system (exclusivity) Flat screwdriver 3.5 mm with safety lock system (exclusivity)
* Flat screwdriver with safety lock system – Cap lifter – Wire bender Flat screwdriver with safety lock system – Cap lifter – Wire bender
* Graduated tread depth gauge (mm/inch) uses detachable sliding bit holder Graduated tread depth gauge (mm/inch) uses detachable sliding bit holder
* Green repair tool Green repair tool
* Green repairer Green repairer
* Integrated holder Integrated holder
* Integrated swivelling compass with sight line (exclusivity) – Ruler cm + inch (exclusivity) Integrated swivelling compass with sight line (exclusivity) – Ruler cm + inch (exclusivity)
* Junior round blade Junior round blade
* Large blade Large blade
* Laser pointer Laser pointer
* Magnifying glass – Precision screwdriver Magnifying glass – Precision screwdriver
* Medium screwdriver – Cap lifter – Wire bender Medium screwdriver – Cap lifter – Wire bender
* Metal file – Metal cutting saw Metal file – Metal cutting saw
* Nail clipper (exclusivity) Nail clipper (exclusivity)
* Nail file – Nail cleaner – Screwdriver for small cross head screws Nail file – Nail cleaner – Screwdriver for small cross head screws
* Needle nose pliers / Wire-cutter / Nut wrench Needle nose pliers / Wire-cutter / Nut wrench
* Phillips screwdriver Phillips screwdriver
* Phillips screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusivity) Phillips screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusivity)
* Reamer Reamer
* Reamer – Eye Reamer – Eye
* Reamer – Needle – Cuticle pen Reamer – Needle – Cuticle pen
* Ring Ring
* Safety lock system (patented) Safety lock system (patented)
* Semi-round-nose pliers – Wire-cutter – Nut wrench Semi-round-nose pliers – Wire-cutter – Nut wrench
* Serrated-edge scissors and lever (patented exclusivity) Serrated-edge scissors and lever (patented exclusivity)
* Shackle opener – Marlin spike – Ruler inch/cm – Needle Shackle opener – Marlin spike – Ruler inch/cm – Needle
* Shoe spike wrench Shoe spike wrench
* Slip-joint pliers (exclusivity) – Wire crimper – Inside and outside wire cutters – Nut wrench Slip-joint pliers (exclusivity) – Wire crimper – Inside and outside wire cutters – Nut wrench
* Small blade Small blade
* Small blade 65 mm Small blade 65 mm
* Small screwdriver Small screwdriver
* Snap hook Snap hook
* Special blade Special blade
* Spot light Spot light
* Stroke counter with 12 graduations Stroke counter with 12 graduations
* Toothpick Toothpick
* Tweezers Tweezers
* Wood saw Wood saw
“* Reamer Reamer
* Reamer – Eye Reamer – Eye
* Reamer – Needle – Cuticle pen Reamer – Needle – Cuticle pen”
Not one, but three tools for all your reaming needs.
Is it Mac compatible?
lol @... reaming needs.
it also has a lazer
I think someone is compensating for something…
i think it has a Ron Paul tool for fixing the country as well.
adn did i mention the lazer?
No sonic screwdriver?
Will it take off?
If you retracted everything and threw it at someone, they’d explode.
natedog, what the heck is a ‘lazer’? You don’t mean ‘LASER’, which is an ‘Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation’, do you?
Nah, enough being a spelling-Nazi (laser vs lazer just really grinds my gears because it makes no sense whatsoever), I remember seeing this thing (or something just as big) back when I was a boy scout. I believe it was in the back of the Boy’s Life magazines that I read like pornographic reading. Very good times, although that thing might end up taking over the world in the wrong hands. :O
And no knife.
No, its LAZER
Lasers
Amplified by
lolZ
Exciting the
Rofl reflex
If it doesn’t have a built in vagina, it’s not worth 1200 dollars.