Swiss Army “Giant knife 2007”

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87 tools, 141 functions, 100% bad ass

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    TrikYodz

    wheres the girlfriend?

    o thats right

    it probabally has a built in blowup doll

    natedog

    * 10 mm detachable hexagonal wrench – Screwdriver – Spoke key (3.3 mm and 3.5 mm) openings – Extension lever 10 mm detachable hexagonal wrench – Screwdriver – Spoke key (3.3 mm and 3.5 mm) openings – Extension lever
    * All-purpose wrench (exclusivity) All-purpose wrench (exclusivity)
    * Bit holder Bit holder
    * Blade with blunt point Blade with blunt point
    * Can opener Can opener
    * Case opener Case opener
    * Chain rivet setter Chain rivet setter
    * Cigar cutter (patented) Cigar cutter (patented)
    * Club face cleaner (exclusivity) Club face cleaner (exclusivity)
    * Combination tool : Screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusivity) – Can opener – Cap lifter Combination tool : Screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusivity) – Can opener – Cap lifter
    * Corkscrew Corkscrew
    * Curved hexagonal key Curved hexagonal key
    * Detachable marker Detachable marker
    * Fish scaler – Fish disgorger – Lineguide Fish scaler – Fish disgorger – Lineguide
    * Flat Phillips screwdriver Flat Phillips screwdriver
    * Flat pliers Flat pliers
    * Flat screwdriver 3.5 mm with safety lock system (exclusivity) Flat screwdriver 3.5 mm with safety lock system (exclusivity)
    * Flat screwdriver with safety lock system – Cap lifter – Wire bender Flat screwdriver with safety lock system – Cap lifter – Wire bender
    * Graduated tread depth gauge (mm/inch) uses detachable sliding bit holder Graduated tread depth gauge (mm/inch) uses detachable sliding bit holder
    * Green repair tool Green repair tool
    * Green repairer Green repairer
    * Integrated holder Integrated holder
    * Integrated swivelling compass with sight line (exclusivity) – Ruler cm + inch (exclusivity) Integrated swivelling compass with sight line (exclusivity) – Ruler cm + inch (exclusivity)
    * Junior round blade Junior round blade
    * Large blade Large blade
    * Laser pointer Laser pointer
    * Magnifying glass – Precision screwdriver Magnifying glass – Precision screwdriver
    * Medium screwdriver – Cap lifter – Wire bender Medium screwdriver – Cap lifter – Wire bender
    * Metal file – Metal cutting saw Metal file – Metal cutting saw
    * Nail clipper (exclusivity) Nail clipper (exclusivity)
    * Nail file – Nail cleaner – Screwdriver for small cross head screws Nail file – Nail cleaner – Screwdriver for small cross head screws
    * Needle nose pliers / Wire-cutter / Nut wrench Needle nose pliers / Wire-cutter / Nut wrench
    * Phillips screwdriver Phillips screwdriver
    * Phillips screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusivity) Phillips screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusivity)
    * Reamer Reamer
    * Reamer – Eye Reamer – Eye
    * Reamer – Needle – Cuticle pen Reamer – Needle – Cuticle pen
    * Ring Ring
    * Safety lock system (patented) Safety lock system (patented)
    * Semi-round-nose pliers – Wire-cutter – Nut wrench Semi-round-nose pliers – Wire-cutter – Nut wrench
    * Serrated-edge scissors and lever (patented exclusivity) Serrated-edge scissors and lever (patented exclusivity)
    * Shackle opener – Marlin spike – Ruler inch/cm – Needle Shackle opener – Marlin spike – Ruler inch/cm – Needle
    * Shoe spike wrench Shoe spike wrench
    * Slip-joint pliers (exclusivity) – Wire crimper – Inside and outside wire cutters – Nut wrench Slip-joint pliers (exclusivity) – Wire crimper – Inside and outside wire cutters – Nut wrench
    * Small blade Small blade
    * Small blade 65 mm Small blade 65 mm
    * Small screwdriver Small screwdriver
    * Snap hook Snap hook
    * Special blade Special blade
    * Spot light Spot light
    * Stroke counter with 12 graduations Stroke counter with 12 graduations
    * Toothpick Toothpick
    * Tweezers Tweezers
    * Wood saw Wood saw

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    “* Reamer Reamer
    * Reamer – Eye Reamer – Eye
    * Reamer – Needle – Cuticle pen Reamer – Needle – Cuticle pen”
    Not one, but three tools for all your reaming needs.

    coolghoul

    Is it Mac compatible?

    natedog

    lol reaming needs.

    it also has a lazer

    chiefbutz

    I think someone is compensating for something…

    natedog

    i think it has a Ron Paul tool for fixing the country as well.

    adn did i mention the lazer?

    MrPsychic

    No sonic screwdriver?

    Hepathos

    Will it take off?

    Gunface01

    If you retracted everything and threw it at someone, they’d explode.

    Guswut

    natedog, what the heck is a ‘lazer’? You don’t mean ‘LASER’, which is an ‘Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation’, do you?

    Nah, enough being a spelling-Nazi (laser vs lazer just really grinds my gears because it makes no sense whatsoever), I remember seeing this thing (or something just as big) back when I was a boy scout. I believe it was in the back of the Boy’s Life magazines that I read like pornographic reading. Very good times, although that thing might end up taking over the world in the wrong hands. :O

    T G Geko

    And no knife.

    No, its LAZER
    Lasers
    Amplified by
    lolZ
    Exciting the
    Rofl reflex

    Kaze

    If it doesn’t have a built in vagina, it’s not worth 1200 dollars.

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