Come on now – an army of Penguins with rockets strapped to their backs? That is some lame shit by any standard. So is that waddling pile of shit Danny DeVito.
The first one was campy BUT at least it had Jack Nicholson. The rest suck balls until you get to Batman Begins – which is the one and only acceptable Batman movie to love.
Batman Begins? You, sir, are utterly insane.
BB was the worst Batman movie I ever saw. Yes, even Batman & Robint had some fun in it. But BB? When he goes to China to a Buddhist temple to learn Ninjutsu from a white guy? The fuck?! And Gotham is so modern, it suck balls. Yeah, and don’t forget the master plan, to put feartoxin in the water, so everybody would… die? What for? Yeah, and the Scarecrow without any proper costume, that was reeeeaaalllyyy god. NOT. Don’t forget the still horrible Batman costume, the vomit-state like Tumbler, and the just laughtable endingg, when Gordon blew up the bridge or sumthin’.
Batman 2 had cool villains, whom were scary and brutal, nice music, good story. Batman looked gay, but hey. He looked that way in every single movie.
Holy Kitty-Style Batman! And I concur with bob Adam West is the best, plus he grew up in my hometown,and I am a man who loves my taffy … mmmm … taffy …
Adam West had the uncanny ability of delivering the campiest lines ever written in the history mankind in the most deadpan fashion. For that alone he deserves mad props… But I still wouldn’t vote him “Best Batman”
Movie wise, it’s such a mixed bag, I’d definitely say Batman and Robin was the ugliest of the bunch. It did have had Batgirl and Vivica Fox… so… Aaargh! Such confusion…
I dunno, the PVC outfit was very hot, althought Uma Thurman looked mighty sexy in her skintight green Poison Ivy outfit. I even have to give Drew Barrymore a thumbs up for her “innocent” white lingerie outfit.
Don’t much care for Michele Pfeifer.
But I would sexually abuse her if she kept on the Cat Woman costume.
That’s just Hawt.
The second Batman movie was the best.
Huh?
The second Batman movie sucked balls.
Come on now – an army of Penguins with rockets strapped to their backs? That is some lame shit by any standard. So is that waddling pile of shit Danny DeVito.
The first one was campy BUT at least it had Jack Nicholson. The rest suck balls until you get to Batman Begins – which is the one and only acceptable Batman movie to love.
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Batman Begins? You, sir, are utterly insane.
BB was the worst Batman movie I ever saw. Yes, even Batman & Robint had some fun in it. But BB? When he goes to China to a Buddhist temple to learn Ninjutsu from a white guy? The fuck?! And Gotham is so modern, it suck balls. Yeah, and don’t forget the master plan, to put feartoxin in the water, so everybody would… die? What for? Yeah, and the Scarecrow without any proper costume, that was reeeeaaalllyyy god. NOT. Don’t forget the still horrible Batman costume, the vomit-state like Tumbler, and the just laughtable endingg, when Gordon blew up the bridge or sumthin’.
Batman 2 had cool villains, whom were scary and brutal, nice music, good story. Batman looked gay, but hey. He looked that way in every single movie.
The cool villian club can never and will never include Danny DeVito or Michele Pfeifer.
Unless they are villians due to their shitty acting ruining a movie – then I will concede.
Beside – the “caucasian ninja” would have kicked Penguin’s ass and anally abused Cat Woman.
BB is clearly the shit.
Adam West was the best Batmans
Holy Kitty-Style Batman! And I concur with bob Adam West is the best, plus he grew up in my hometown,and I am a man who loves my taffy … mmmm … taffy …
Adam West had the uncanny ability of delivering the campiest lines ever written in the history mankind in the most deadpan fashion. For that alone he deserves mad props… But I still wouldn’t vote him “Best Batman”
Movie wise, it’s such a mixed bag, I’d definitely say Batman and Robin was the ugliest of the bunch. It did have had Batgirl and Vivica Fox… so… Aaargh! Such confusion…
Hepathos: wrong. Just… wrong.
Ehh, what do you know about good movies, ostoba nyugati minÅ‘ségtelen filmeket bámuló birkanépség…
I dunno, the PVC outfit was very hot, althought Uma Thurman looked mighty sexy in her skintight green Poison Ivy outfit. I even have to give Drew Barrymore a thumbs up for her “innocent” white lingerie outfit.
@Hepathos
I am going to assume that what you have written translates as some kind of apology for madly suggesting that Batman 2 was watchable… 😉
@ack
No, but it has something to do with sheep.
@Hepathos
I see… you must be calling someone a Scotsman or New Zealander.
That’s hitting a bit low, don’t you think??
Hey, that’s how I roll.
You roll dirty man…