mmm, ear plugs alone will not block out 90% science, more like 8-9% TOPS, aviation ear muffs, used in combination will block 25% GUARANTEED! Having faith in a book written about a man curing blindness, turning water to wine (they were all drunks) blocks the rest.

Seriously, how did this get out of control? I believe there could of been a dude named Jesus Christ, back in the day. And he was like the town hero, that got heroically crucified for doing whatever, but somebody that had no useful skills wrote a book, and everybody liked it. Seriously, what if in the future everybody believes there was a friendly giant named paul bunyan, that taught us to save ink by not crossing t’s and dotting i’s. They wouldn’t see him, but had “faith” in him, we could worship his forest cutting, pancake eating Leet Skilz.