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Stark Is A Dick

Added on November 24th, 2007 by | Report Post
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    knogoodidleft

    See, there’s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

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    el_metal

    nuff said.

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    Phyreblade

    Ya know, I always wondered about that stark character…

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    Gaexion

    Y’know these studios would make alot more money if they’d just ask their fans how to make a good super hero movie.

    Studio:Hey guys do you want cheesy romance mixed in with your over the top acrobatic/heroic stunts?

    Fans:Uh no,not since superman 2 have we wanted that.

    Studios:Oh!Sorry, of course of course.(fires a random producer.)How about we redo every costume with lots of skin tight black leather nipples and jock straps?

    Fans:Uh no…how bout we just keep it simple stupid.Save the money for the special effects.

    Studios:Of course of course brilliant.How about we repeat the tagline from the trailers about 10 times in every movie?

    Fans:No, how about the hero has to make some tough choices and sacrifices, you know like real people make.hell just rip the dialogue from the comics,saving you money and time.

    Studios:Holy shit this is brilliant it’s like if we just do the exact opposite of what we think makes a good movie it will be a guaranteed success.One more question,do you think Nicholas Cage should be allowed to make movies ever again?

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    Phyreblade

    LOL I just saw the preview for this. It’s funny. Stark really is a jerk…

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    Deleted_User

    Dude, what the fuck.

    Stark fucking wins.

    Also, do you people know ANYTHING about the iron man series?….

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    Phyreblade

    LOL,

    Alright now GlowMonkay don’t get your panties all a-twist, I’m just sayin’, based on the movie preview, he seemed like a bit of a jerk.

    Obviously in the comic books, he’s not… If it offends you, however, I shall retract my accusation on the grounds that the movie Stark is not the real Stark.

    And that his totally awesome IronMan suit makes up for any amount jerkey-boy behavior he may exhibit…

    Happy now? Sheesh…

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    Deleted_User

    actually… in the ORIGINAL comics, stark starts out to be a giant cock-bag, in a few side-story plots in different marvel issues, i believe he took part as a sort of bad guy as he was first being mentioned into the marvel universe…

    So, stark over all, not a bad guy. But he did start out being a big ass tool…. Until that is, he almost died a lot.

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    Deleted_User

    haha… My only real beef with the effing preview is the fucking myspace plug, how gay.

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